Akatsuki: All dressed up
Deidara: Do I really have to wear this! -_-
Konan: yes you do its an important day! *fixes his tie, that matches his monkey suit* *turns to help Pain with spiking his hair*
Pain: Just act normal, it isnt a big deal *fixes the bow tie on his suit*
Tobi: It itchy!!! *worms around in his suit*
Konan: its just a couple of hours! [How am I going to live through this, they are like small children!]
Hidan: Do I have to actually wear the shirt?
Pain: and the jacket *hands him a jacket*
Hidan: *mumbles* I swear to Jashin somebody will die today.....
Pain: Eh, just make sure its not someone who is apart of the wedding *shrugs and walks out*
Deidara: I can't believe Frank is actually getting married....
Kakuzu: well he is a good friend of ours, I wish him a happy, rich life.
Hidan: Maybe Jashin will let me find the right person one day....
Deidara: Yea....
Konan: Don't you all go sappy on me!
Kakuzu: I would only marry my money....or someone who is rich .....
Hidan: they would have to worship Jashin....
Deidara: they would need to appreciate the beauty of art hmm....
Itachi: they would have to be full of hatred
Kisame: they would have to be friends with fish...
Konan: Oh my god! Will you guys shut up! God, your like little kids! F***!!!
All: O.o
Kisame: *whispers* Makes since... she's always ordering us around like a mother...
Konan: WHAT WAS THAT?!?
Pain: Oh, look at the time, Lets go!
*they all leave, and are now sitting in their seats*
TObi: *keeps fidgeting* *whispers to deidara* Hey! how long is this going to take? Tobi needs to go pee!
Deidara: *not listening to tobi* Those statues are not art, how dare they display such vile things *grabs clay*
Kakuzu: I wonder how much this wedding is costing....
Itachi: *looks almost in tears* they really deserve each other....
Kisame: o.0 he usually only acts like this when hes watching soap operas....
Hidan: *sighs* Jashin needs a sacrifice..... *looks around at the people*
Konan: [I wonder if this dress makes me look fat....Why was I picked to be a bridesmade? Though Pain does look cute as the best man.....]
Pain: [wow frank has finally grown up....]
priest: You may now kiss the bride
Frank: *stays still*
Bride: *doesn't move*
Priest: [remind me why am I doing this again? They are both rocks.....]
Pain: *kicks Frank toward the bride* *whistles*
Priest: .....ok I now pronounce you mr. and Mrs... Limestone? Yeas that works.. [....this is so awkward....]
Crowd: *claps and some cry*
*At the reception*
Hidan: *walks in covered in blood* Jashin is pleased....
Deidara: I thought Pain said not to kill anyone?
Hidan: Well that one lady looked at me funny!
Kakuzu: maybe its because you brought your scythe with u..
Hidan: hmph! *goes to get something to eat*
Tobi: FOOD!!
Deidara: didnt you have to go to the restroom?
Tobi: I dont need to now! Tobi is a empty boy! ^_^ * walks off*
Pain: So Frank , hows it feel to be a married man?
Frank: ......
Pain: I see.. you lucky dog....
Frank: [Do they realize they are talking to rocks?]
Bride: [Remind me why you hung out them again?]
*end*