Akatsuki: Grocery Shopping
Pain: Sasori, Deidara, Zetsu, its your turn to go get the groceries!
Konan: Here's the list! *gives them a list 10 feet long*
Deidara: You have to be kidding me! -_-
Konan: Nope not at all! Have fun! ^_^
Sasori: .... *takes list and looks it over* Ok lets go! *walks out*
*at the store*
Sasori: You think we can find "One metric ton of oil" here?
Deidara: Wtf?! *takes the list* .....She's insane! Well lets just get the food part then..
Sasori: What do you think shes going to do if we don't get it all?
Deidara: Look this is a normal item! Kunai x200" we can probably find that– OOF!!
Little Girl: Mommy!!! *hugs deidara*
Deidara: WTF?!
Little Girl: Ooooh! Mommy said a no-no! Now Daddy is gonna hit her again!
Deidara: I'm a man! And I'm not your mommy!
Little Girl: *looks at him* *starts to cry* B-but then where's mommy?
Sasori: *laughs*
Deidara: We have to help her Sasori...
Sasori: Fine T.T
Deidara: Don't worry, we're here to help hmm!
Zetsu: What about the shopping?
Deidara and Sasori: *off helping little girl*
Zetsu: Dammit! Not again!
*2 hours later*
Sasori: We've looked everywhere!
Deidara: Yeah!
Little Girl: Mommy!!!!! *hugs a random lady that looks like Deidara*
Mom: Oh thank heaven your ok!
Little Girl: Yep! Girly man and creepy puppet guy helped!
Mom: Thank you two! *leaves*
Sasori: Well, I feel all warm inside.... being a puppet? Is that good or bad?
Deidara: It's a nice feeling, lets go!
*back at the base*
Pain: Where are the groceries?
Sasori and Deidara: O.o uh...
Zetsu: *walks in* Dammit! You guys made me do all the shopping again!!! *is carrying random weapons*
Pain: You two wanna explain yourselves...
Deidara and Sasori: We had to help a little girl find her mommy!
Pain: That is the lamest excuse ever.... and you two know the rules: We're here, we're queer and we don't help little girls in grocery stores find their parent/guardian! Now go back and get the rest of the stuff!
*back at the store*
Deidara: A Hamper of cheese noodles? WTF?!
Sasori: A trinket of Orange soda?
Deidara: What the hell kinda measurements are these!? Where does he get these from?!
Sasori: Well, from what I've seen from Family Guy...
Jackeé Harry: Mary!
Deidara: Hahaha hmm! That is still funny! You wait right here Obese, funny chick, we'll be right back to kill you later! XD
Sasori: We are never coming shopping again...
(End)