Akatsuki's First Flight
Deidara: OMFG hmm! Finally we get on the plane!
Kisame: God I hate flying on planes! There's always that 1 person who annoys you to death!
Itachi: *Whispers* Tell me about it... And by the way, your just scared to be 700 ft from water!
Kisame: It's 713 ft, smart ass! That's very, very high!
Sasori: So where's everyone's seat?
Deidara: I got 6B
Itachi: 4B
Kisame: 1B
Kakuzu: 3B
Pain and Konan: 5B! Heh heh!
All: Ewww....
Kakuzu: What'd you get Hidan?
Hidan: J5...
Kisame: Well, you did say you liked their music right! XD
Hidan: Ooooh, aren't you a regular Dave Chapelle! =(
Kid: Mommy! Blue Fish Man keeps putting his arm on MY arm rest!
Kisame: Do not, you stupid!
Woman: Omg I love your bag! Such an explosion of colors!
Deidara: *Gasps* Omg! Thank you!! O.o
Annoying Guy: Hey! My name's Dan! Is this your first flight? I bet it is! I can usually tell! I've flown like 20 times! It's nice to fly! The food isn't very great, but the movies are awesome! Completely awesome! Full out! Full on! I have a 70 year old grandmother! =D
Hidan: *Whispers under breath* Shut up.... shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.....
Pain: Yeah... I, uh, I have to go to the bathroom... *gets up*
*5 minutes later*
Konan: Ahem! I have to go use the facilities as well... *gets up*
Itachi: Make sure you 2 put the door on "Occupied" this time!
Stewardess: I'm sorry, sir, but I'm afraid you're going to have to go to coach!
Kisame: Hidan?! WTF did you do?!
Hidan: *holding bloody scythe* Let's just say.... Jashin is pleased.... *keeps walking*
Kisame: Told ya.... Always that one person... *reads a newspaper*
Pilot: We are now arriving at our destination!
*Plane lands and they get off*
Deidara: Th flag here is peculiar hmm... I particularly like the stars, but did they have to go with Red, White and Blue? Why not Pink, Purple and Peach?
Kakuzu: And look at these! Why is the money here green? And why do they have pictures of Beethoven-looking men on them?
Kisame: And why is everyone staring at us? *Yells at people* WHAT!! YOU NEVER SEEN A BLUE SHARK MAN BEFORE?! *turns back* Poor people act like they've seen a regular citizen.... Strange place, this "America".... .
*End*