Akatsuki Comic Con
Sasori: I hate these things! Lotta' nerdy people come and try to dress up as us only to fail in their attempt...
Itachi: Well, they try to dress up as US! I've yet to see anyone try to dress up as you, Zetsu and fish boy!
Kisame: You know, Itachi, I don't say this often, but.... I'm going to kill you...
Deidara: Ah yes, Comic Cons! A place where I feel like my art! Beautiful and an Explosion of popularity! =D
Tobi: Partner? Partner? Do you need some help waking up from that dream?
Deidara: Why you son of a b–
Pain: Hey! Watch it! There are young kids here who expect to see their favorite Akatsuki members being on their best behavior!
Kisame: Oh look, first question! Yes, little girl, what's your question?
Girl: Why do you guys suck so bad?
All: ......
Pain: Ok, next question!
Man: Yes, Pain, as the leader of the organization, what are your plans for the financial issues based upon your segregated Base of Operations?
Itachi: What the hell is with you people?! What kinda questions are these?
Boy: Yeah I got a question... Shut up, Itachi! =D
Itachi: Look, you impudent fool, I'm a mass murderer of great horror, going to the lengths of even killing my own sacred clan.... this is a game you don't wanna play with me, boy!
Konan: Oh here's a kid who seems to be a fan of us! What's your question?
Pee-Boy: Where's the bathroom?
Itachi: MOTHERF***ER!!!!! .
Audience: *gasp*
Pain: Itachi!
Crying Girl: Mommy! Did you hear what he called you?!
Itachi: You people are all idiots! This is an Akatsuki Convention! So why come here if your not fans?!
Tobi: *Wags finger* Ooooh! Itachi is PMSing....
Old Man: You young whipper-snappers have no sense of fashion! Black and Red cloaks?! Blech! Orange is the way to go! Even got myself some new orange suspenders! =D
Itachi: ORANGE?!?!? YOU DON'T MEAN....
*Naruto makes a guest appearance*
Audience: *Scream and Clap*
Naruto: I'm here everyone, believe it!
Itachi: THIS IS HORSE-SH**!!!
Aqua Lee: And that's why there are NO such things as Akatsuki Cons! =D