Chapter 5
The Savage Nymph
Noon the next day…
"What?!?! Why can't I get out of my chair?!" Larxene screamed at the top of her lungs, pulling at her hair making it stick up in a weird fashion. "Who ever did this is DEAD you hear me, DEAD!!!!" Most of the organization scattered, no one wanted to be near number XII when she got free. To make matters worse Xigbar had been laughing hysterically at her the whole time before portaling away. The temperamental blond was always harassing Roxas and his best bud. Hence the reason why Larxene happened to be super glued 34ft. up, in the air, on a chair.
"Hahaha!" Axel snorted, ecstatic. "Wow Roxas, awesome plan! But…we need more." Axel suddenly had a wicked grin.
"Well of course! Did you think that, that two timing chick was done with? No!" The sandy blond head agreed.
"Payback!" the two friends cheered. A wail came from the meeting room and both friends ninja poofed to the roof to start planning phase two of the scheme.
5 minutes prior…
"What?!?! Why can't I get out of my chair?!" Larxene screamed at the top of her lungs, pulling at her hair making it stick up in a weird fashion. Struggling once more to free herself from the confound chair she howled "Who ever did this is DEAD you hear me, DEAD!!!!" Mustering all her strength number XII yanked. RIIIIP!!! Horror filled Larxene's face. She slowly turned around to find a large chunk of her cloak had ripped off. A wail tore from her lips.
9:00 that night…
Larxene had gone to bed quite early that day; she had been way too stressed out. Thus making Axel's devious, highly detailed (according to him)plan go much quicker than expected. And Roxas, some how acquiring the info that number XII slept like a rock, made the undertaking of this deadly plot go much smoother. The two intellectually challenged teens snuck into Larxene's room of torture (AKA her bedroom). Rushing to her closet they grabbed each cloak off their hooks, stuffed them into a black body bag, and proceeded out the door. But not before a large white box tumbled to the ground with a very loud THUD! Roxas practically jumped onto Axel resulting in both of them crashing to the floor. Roxas, without any knowledge, had landed on the red head's chest and knocking the wind out of him. With terror filled eyes Roxas looked to Larxene. A sigh of relief left him when he found her still asleep. "Wow. She still hasn't woken up yet." Roxas replied amazed. Axel forcefully threw the midget off him.
"Gosh!! For someone so small you weigh a lot!" Axel said, somewhat out of breath. Before the blond could complain Axel stated, "Now I suggest we go, before we really do get caught." Tossing the bag over his shoulder, the red haired adolescent lead the way to the laundry room. Once there, the duo violently shoved all the cloaks into the machine.
"Well, umm…. Axel…what now?" Roxas questioned.
"Jeez! Don't you know how to do anything?!" Axel accused.
"Sorry I don't know how to do laundry!" his friend snapped. "And if you're so smart how about you do it."
Axel opened and closed his mouth a few times before breaking out in a stupid grin. "Ya' know what? I don't know how to do it either." Roxas slapped his fore head with his hand before dragging it down his face.
"Ok. I'm pretty sure that this bleach goes into this …uhh…hole." Roxas tried to say calmly.
"Pshh! Whatever, just go like this." The laid back teen grabbed the bottle of bleach and dumped the whole thing on the clothes. "There. Now we close the lid and press start!" Axel beamed. Roxas just stared his mouth agape and eyes open in shock.
Coming out of his flabbergasted state he shouted, "WHAT ON EARTH DID YOU JUST DO!?"
"I started the laundry. Duh! Can't you see?"
"Of course I can see you did that! But why?!"
Much more arguing later and a load of laundry done…
"Hey look it's done."
"Finally!" Axel complained, "I never knew it took so long to clean clothes." Roxas simply rolled his eyes at that and placed the now super white cloaks into the bag.
10:00 AM…
"AHHHH!!!!!" The overcrowded kitchen went quiet as a very pissed off Larxene stormed into the room, fully dressed in white.
Larxene's POV
As I glared around the kitchen Xemnas had the nerve to ask me why I was dressed in white. I blew up and roared, "WHY?! WHY?!! HOW SHOULD I KNOW I JUST GOT UP!!" Breathing heavily I noticed how it was only me, Saix, and Xemnas now in the kitchen. "Arg!! That it! First my chair now this?!!" I stormed away punching and leaving a very noticeable hole in the wall.
