Akatsuki at a Bar
Sasori: It's good we can get a night off for some "brooskies"
Deidara: *chugs beer*Ahhhhhh.... Thank. God.
Sasori: Kakuzu, how about you pay for the next round?
Kakuzu: How about you kiss my threaded ass, Pinocchio!
Sasori: O.O
Hidan: Don't take it personally, Kakuzu's a mean drunk.... .
Kakuzu: You know who's mean! Your mother! She won't give it up to me! You know what I'm saying! Ahahaha! *spins around on chair and falls over, asleep*
Hidan: .... Anyways, is it a good idea to let Tobi drink? Is he even of age?
Deidara: Hidan, he's over 100 years old! And besides I'm only 19 and I'm drinking...
Sasori: Drinking under age is apparently ok in this series...
Hidan: You see! This is what's wrong with the world! Kids believe drinking under age is ok because the media encourages it! I'm surprised we haven't been canceled yet!
Tobi: *runs by naked* Tobi is a drunken school girl!
All: ....
Deidara: Hidan's right! We should be more family-oriented!
Sasori: Well, you can count me out... I ams who I ams! I was born Sasori of the Red Sand and I'm gonna die Sasori of the Red Sand!
Deidara: Ok, two things wrong with that sentence..... First of all, you were born Harold Sasoriama... and secondly... you're already dead.... .
Sasori: Not anymore apparently....
Hidan: Ugh! You see! This is exactly what I'm talking about it! People are drinking under age without punishment and death don't mean jack squat! This series is screwed up and we need to clean up our act!
Deidara: Well, I'm with ya! Cheers! *taps beer bottles*
Kakuzu: *wakes up, drunk* Y-you realize that means you can't curse or talk about Jashin anymore, right Hidan?
Hidan: ...
Hidan: *smashes beer bottle on Kakuzu's head, knocking him out* F*** that S***, you c***sucker! I ain't changing my Jashin life-style for these bastard children! They can kiss Jashin's ass! *finishes beer and storms out*
Deidara: ...
Sasori: ....
Kakuzu: *KOed*
Tobi: *runs by again drunk and naked* Giggity, giggity, giggity goo!!
*End*