Akatsuki at the Movies
Pain: Ok guys, remember, while we're in the theater, you must be quiet! Ben on your best behaviors, go it?
Deidara: Blah, blah, blah so what are we gonna see hmm?
Kakuzu: All about the Benjamins!
Kisame: Kakuzu, for the last time, it's not in theaters! It was made like 5 years ago! And besides I found Ice Cube and Mike Epps to be very pretentious and shallowly pedantic....
Hidan: Whatever! Let's see Jashin's List!
Kisame: No such thing!
Deidara: Well, Kisame, you're being a real ass fish today! Why don't you tell us what you wanna see, hmm?
Kisame: I'm glad you asked, I wanna see--
Kakuzu: If you say Finding Nemo 2: Paradise Rescue, I swear to god, I'm gonna pop you!
Kisame: ...It's guaranteed to have "2 Fins Up"... ¬_¬
Pain: Shut up! Look, I'm paying so I choose! *goes up to counter* 5 tickets for "Confessions of a Teenage Ninja" please. Thank you! =D
*15 Min later*
Pain: Ok, we got our snack and drinks. Now does anyone have to go to the bathroom?
Kisame, Hidan and Kakuzu: Nope
Deidara: *points to self* This one does! I feel like I'm gonna explode... no pun intended... *runs to bathroom*
Pain: Ok, it's starting, now remember, be quiet!
*minutes later*
Hidan: *eats popcorn loudly*
Pain: *whispers* Hidan, chew softer!
Hidan: HA HA!! I KNEW THAT OLD MAN WAS GONNA HIT THAT KID WITH HIS SCOOTER!! THO I AM A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED THAT THE OLD GEEZER DIDN'T HAVE THE TESTICULAR GLANDS TO KILL THE LIL' BASTARD!
Kisame: OMG! *covers eyes* He just ate a fish!!! .
Hidan: HA! For all we know that could've been your mother, eh fish boy? XD
Pain: Guys, shut up! And Kakuzu, put that camera away before we get in trouble!
Kakuzu: Please! I know a lotta suckers who are willing to pay for a boot-legged romantic/comedy! *continues taping*
Usher: Excuse me! There have been complaints about the noise back here.
Hidan: Oh really now? *stands up* Hey! Are we too noisy for you people! You wanna quiet us down! Well come here and try it! Don't be whining to the ushers! *smacks guys in front in the back of the head* Hey! You one of the people who said we were too loud? Huh?! Come on, big man, speak up!
Pain: I am so sorry for all of this, Usher...
Usher: Sir, Im gonna have to confiscate that camera!
Kakuzu: Like hell you will! I paid good money for this so I can get my money! Ain't no pansy ass like you is gonna get in my way of making money! *continues filming*
*Big explosion from bathroom outside happens*
Deidara: *pokes head through the movie doors* Uhhh...... Explosion on Aisle 2....... *runs off*
Pain: *puts hand on head* Ugh.... Never again T.T
*End*