Akatsuki: Anthology of Interest #1
Pain: Alright, who wants to ask the "What If" machine something?
Itachi: The "What If" machine?!
Kisame: Wow, so we're just gonna like totally rip-off "Futurama"
Pain: It's alright
Itachi: No, boss, it's not... It's called copyright infringement...
Pain: No, the Professor said it was ok since th show is on hiatus or whatever, right Professor?
Professor: My w-whaa, oh! Oh yes, yes! Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in the ANGRY dome *walks off grunting*
Deidara: I wish I had a grandpa like him! ^_^ Oh! Can I ask it that?
Pain: Fine... provided that you ask it in a more profound and sophisticated way...
Deidara: *walks to machine* Um.... What if I had a Grandpa like the Professor..... hmm?
Machine: Error. Sensor recognized unfamiliar word. Please ask again.
Kisame: "Hmm" is not gonna work, Deidara
Deidara: What?! Then what the hell kinda machine is this then! . *walks off*
Kisame: My turn! What if I was more sexy?
Machine: Error. Question received was too hilarious to be analyzed. This is a machine, not a miracle worker.
Pain and Itachi: *rofl* XD
Kisame: T.T""
Itachi: Gosh, that thing must've read what I was thinking like a book! XD
Kisame: That's it! *breaks out Shark Skin* I'M SICK OF ALL THE JOKES! DIE COMPUTER!!! *Hits machine*
*pause*
Machine: Error. Kisame sucks. *laughs robotically*
Pain and Itachi: *Die of laughter*
Kisame: ARGHHHH! *storms off*
Itachi: *wipes tears of laughter from eyes* Well, with that said, let's take off the "Kisame-Hater" chip we asked the Professor to make! Thanks, Professor!
Professor: Huzzah! My dream of creating shark hating micro-chips has finally come to fruition! Time to celebrate! *falls asleep*
Pain: Yeah, whatever, we still need to ask it something...
Itachi: Hmmm? I got it! What if the Shippuden Dub doesn't air on TV soon or at all?
Machine: Question Accepted. *Shows theme a world full of War, Death, Pestilence and Famine. A True world of Apocalypse. Seas are dried and the sun has died out. Chemical gasses fill the skies as ebony chunks of destruction rain down from above. Needless to say, it's a world where even the devil would say "Damn! O.o"*
Itachi: O.O
Pain: O.O
Both: Holy S***
*End*