Akatsuki: Falling Angel

Kakuzu: Hey Guys! I got the perfect prank to pull on Konan! XD You know how she hates oil right? Because of the origami traumatic experience she had as a kid? Well, I set up a big bucket full of oil above the door so when she comes in–

Zetsu: You realize that if Pain finds out about this, he'll kill you...

Deidara: WTF?! Zetsu, you're back from vacation?!

Zetsu: I wasn't on vacation.... right? Affirmative.

Kakuzu: Well where've you been the last couple chapters?

Deidara: Come on, nobody likes Zesty here! There's a reason the manga, anime and our story don't feature him much... he's unappealing, green, psycho and well.... he's a freaking plant..... How are you even able to walk and talk?

Zetsu: Deidara, you can go shave our penis off and give it to me. WTF!?! O.o What? That's wasn't what you were gonna say? No, you faggot! I was gonna say he can go f*** himself!! Oh, well then where's the action for us in that? SHUT UP!!

Kakuzu: Guys! Way off topic! Oh, here comes Konan! Hee hee!

Konan: *walks down stairs* Guys! Why is the toilet seat still up?! *trips and falls down stairs*

All: O.O

Kakuzu: OMFG! Konan, are you alright?

Konan: NO, I'M NOT F***IN ALRIGHT!!! I FELL DOWN THE F***IN STAIRS, HOW DO YOU THINK I AM?! #&*#$% .

Deidara: Konan, I know you're in pain and all.... no sexual pun intended . ..... but all that cursing is very un-lady like ¬_¬

Konan: OH! MY BAD! LET ME ENROLL IN PROFESSOR DEIDARA'S FRUITCUP 101!!!! .

Deidara: .... Flattery will get you nowhere, miss.... ¬_¬

Kakuzu: We gotta get her to the hospital! O.o

Zetsu: I'll get the car! You better not play your Milli Vanilli tape. Oh, you know what, you are just the worst type of person...

Kakuzu: Deidara, help me pick her up!

Deidara: NO! Everytime I get near her I get paper cuts! T.T

Pain: *Astral Projects in and sees Konan on the floor* Uh.... Guys... you mind telling me what the hell is going on here?

Kakuzu: Well, you see, we were gonna dump a bucket of oil on top of Konan as a prank, but–

Deidara: But then miss slutty clumsy here tripped down the stairs before we could -_-

Pain: Remind me to kill you later... So is she dying?

Kakuzu: No .

Pain: Well, you know the rules, no hospital runs unless someone's dying or until my morphine prescription comes in... and I've still got 2 more weeks so no go!

Konan: PAIN!

Pain: HEY!! Do you pay the bills? Huh?! Do you know what a "pain" in the ass it is to budget the money our cheapo benefactor! Tobi, gives us?! No, you do not! End of discussion! *Astral projection shimmers out*

Deidara: Well since we're not going anywhere I'll just draw.... oh damn! Out of paper.... *thinks* Hmm? *goes to Konan and rips off paper from her chest*

Konan: What the hell do you think your doing?!

Deidara: Drawing a pheasant.... duh! T.T God, this paper has such slutty texture.... .

*End*