Akatsuki's Family Day
Deidara: Alright Funcakes, it's Family Day and you all know what that means! ^_^
Kisame: I swear you are getting more gay as this series goes on....
Deidara: Oh, Big Brother 'Same, don't be cruel!
Kisame: First of all, I'm not your brother and second..... Pretty sure I told you last chapter never to call me 'Same again....
Deidara: ^_^
Kisame: And FYI, my actual little brother died when we were kids and playing "Dodgeshark" in the backyard
All: Gasp! O.o
Kisame: Not my fault he couldn't dodge.... Besides, if he wasn't able to dodge attacks he wouldn't have lived long in the ninja world anyways, so I saved him the trouble of getting killed by someone who's not family... .
Itachi: You're a monster!
Kisame: It was an accident! Besides, at least I didn't kill all our friends and family to make him suffer for all these years only for him to become a black gourd of hatred and darkness!
Itachi: .....You had to go there..... ¬_¬
Hidan: Hey, I saw a pic of Itachi's mom in the Akatsuki Files the other day and Damn! I know they say the Uchiha clan were good-looking but, his mom was bangin'! XD
Itachi: Watch it, Hidan!!!
Hidan: W-what are you gonna do? Look at me with those eyes? I'd hate to be in a world where I'll be bangin' your mom for the next 72 hours! AHAHAHA XD
Itachi: .....
Deidara: Well, my mother was fabulous! Most of my looks came from her! ^_^
Kakuzu: Really...? I never would've guessed....
Deidara: Mhm! And my father was also a great artist! Kea and Matsuro Jussaku.... (Nod to my upcoming Deidara Origin Story coming soon) It's a shame that.... wait... sorry, no spoilers! ^_^
Konan: Well, my mother was a–
Deidara: Um, Konan, I'm sorry, I don't mean to interrupt, but I'm pretty sure no one wants to hear about your promiscuous mother and her devilish ways.....
Konan: Why you son of a– PAIN!
Pain: Deidara.... stop talking about Konan's witch of a mother, please.....
Konan: -_-""
Kakuzu: Wait, so who here actually has family that's still alive?
Deidara: Um...
Kisame: Uh...
Itachi: ....
Hidan: *to himself* Hee hee!
Deidara: Well, thanks a lot Kakuzu! You just ruined what could've been a beautiful family day with your gruesome and unnecessary question! Now I have to return this TV Family Trivia Board game featuring some of the best families ever on TV!!! T.T *leaves*
*pause*
Kisame: Hmmm.... so, who here is a result of inbreeding?