Akatsuki at the Zoo
Tobi: Partner wake up!!! *jumps up and down at the end of Deidara's bed*
Deidara: Damn alarm clock, since when did it be come so fucking annoying *reaches out to turn off alarm clock*
Tobi: Partner! Tobi is not an alarm clock! Now wakey wakey lemon shaky!!!! *keeps jumping*
Deidara: *sits up suddenly* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM!?
Tobi: We're going to the zoo! *runs out avoiding exploding birds*
*the door is slammed shut*
Deidara: T.T not again, I hate these trips yeah....I remember last time....
*Flashback*
Pain: Now be on your best behavior.....we don't want it to end like the restaurant outing.....
Deidara: But the egg salad was exquisite hmm~
Hidan: Lets just get this over with T.T And Deidara, don't ever say that word again....
Deidara: I like it, its fabulous~
Kakuzu: I hope sasuke hurries up and kills you T.T
Deidara: Ò_Ó Not that Uchiha bastard!!! I don't die by his hands! It's impossible!
Kakuzu: Correction, he doesn't kill you, you commit suicide....
Tobi: Partner is not a good boy! Partner is an emo boy!
Pain: *shakes head* *walks up to the ticket booth* Tickets please....
Ticket seller: *takes the money and hands pain the tickets* You guys look familiar, have i seen you before....?
Hidan: *turns to zetzu* He thinks a talking flytrap is familiar? Crack head.....
Pain: I think you have us mistaken for uh....somebody else *grabs Konan's arm and walks through the entrance*
Tobi: PANDAS!!!! TOBI IS A HAPPY UCHIHA!
Everybody: o.0?
Tobi: I mean....LOOK A PANDA! *runs off to the panda exhibit
Deidara: hm.....this is not art hmm! These posters are a mockery!!! *throws a C1 spider at it and walks away as it explodes*
Konan: Aww aren't the lions adorable Pain?
Pain: Lions are supposed to be ruthless, not adorable.
Konan: ......Your adorable AND ruthless.
Pain: .....
Kakuzu: I wonder how much money their skin is worth.....*watches the lions with narrowed eyes*
Hidan: Screw that! *leans over the rail and watches them wide eyed* I wonder if Jashin would like one as a sacrifice!
Konan: *giggles and leans head on pains shoulder* Isn't that cute~ They're like little children~
Pain: So...children nowadays have a lust for blood, are S-ranked criminals, and are aiming to take over the world....?
Konan: heehee~
Pain: I like this.....the world really is changing! It makes me so proud .
Tobi: TOBI GOT'S A NEW FRIEND!!!!
Deidara: o.0 TOBI WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE CAGE?!
Zetzu: Hey that panda looks tasty.....I have to agree with you there.....Hey maybe it will eat him....? That's not very nice...
Caretaker: HEY NO FEEDING THE ANIMALS! *glares at tobi in the panda cage*
Tobi: But Tobi doesn't have any foo- AHHHH TOBI IS NOT FOOD!!! *runs around from the panda*
*flashback ends*
Deidara: This is not going to be a good day..... T.T
*End*