Happy Halloween, Akatsuki!
Pain: Ok so there's a Halloween contest coming up and you are all invited!
Kisame: Of course were invited, We LIVE here!
Pain: Keep up the sass and you wont... Now the festivities are:-
Deidara: Say something lame like bobbing for apples and I swear I quit.... T.T
Pain: *crosses something off of list* *coughs* Ahem, the festivities are of course best costume, a buffet st-
Kisame: Ò_Ó NO FISH THIS TIME!
Pain: ..... *scratches something off of list* The buffet stand, pumpkin carving....and when that's over trick-or-treating....
Tobi: Tobi has prior engagements and cant go trick-or-treating with you....TOBI IS A BUSY BOY!
Deidara: Thank god he isn't goin... ¬_¬
Pain: You have one week to prepare your costumes!
*One week later*
Deidara: I can't believe Hidan carved his pumpkin with his scythe T.T That's NOT art...
Hidan: F*** off, I won the carving contest, and I didn't carve a cloud...
Deidara: It was an EXPLOSION! Not a cloud! .
Konan: I thought the angel I carved was cute...right honey?
Pain: Er...yes cute...but the point was to make it "scary"
Konan: *glares at pain*
Pain: O.o See! Now you got it! *backs away*
Sasori: Why the hell am I sitting on your arm Kisame?
Kisame: I'm a haunted ventriloquist! Your dead so it's only fitting that your dressed as ghost.... *looks at Sasori, even though he's really looking through him* Eh.... that'll do I guess.... Kinda over-the-top....
Sasori: How lame can you get!!! I bet nobody but you knows what a ventriloquist is!!! T.T
Kisame: Shut up, your just a puppet... A sad ghostly puppet! Unless you care to be puppet ribbons! =D
Sasori: I'm a ghost! You can't slice– Ugh.... Nevermind T.T ....
Deidara: Anyone know where Kakuzu and Zetsu are?
Hidan: I don't give a f*&% about Zetsu, but Kakuzu said he's not coming because with his creepy appearance and personality, Halloween is just another regular day for him except today people assume he's dressed up.... .
Deidara: Oh....
*Out Trick-or-Treating*
Hidan: *runs up to a door and knocks* Blah! I want to suck your blood!
Candy-Giver: How cute~! You look like your really covered in blood! *places candy in Hidan's bag*
Deidara: *nudges itachi* I thought he "really was" covered in blood? .
Itachi: *nods*
Candy-Giver: And you! You look so adorable as a mummy! *gives a handful of candy to Deidara*
Deidara: It is but an art hmm!
Candy-Giver: And this lovely couple here devil and an angel aww~
Pain: Say I'm cute and you die T.T
Konan: *giggles* we are a cute couple right?
Person: *gives them candy* But wait....what are you two supposed to be? *looks at Kisame and Itachi*
Itachi: He's a ventriloquist and I'm a serial killer....we look just like anyone else...
Candy-Giver: ....Right *hands them one piece of candy and goes back inside*
Itachi: T/.\T
*Two long hours of Kisame explaining what a ventriloquist is later*
Pain: Tobi should have been back already...
Konan: Oh sweetie don't worry and come have some candy.
Deidara: We did get a lot! ^_^
Sasori: T.T I want some... The lady didn't give me any candy.....
Kisame: Maybe because she couldn't see you? Dude, your dead! Get over it!
Sasori: T.T
Itachi: I don't like candy...
Deidara: Then don't mind if I do! *takes his stash of candy*
Tobi: *walks in with several trash bags of candy* Tobi is a candy boy!
Deidara: O.O What did you dress up as!?
Tobi: TOBI IS A CUTE KITTEN!!! =^_^=
Deidara: .....Ladies like cuteness....hmm....
Kisame: They liked mine too, so intellectual =D
Sasori: They didn't even know what you were....
Kisame: Shut it, Pinocchio Corpse! .
Tobi: *runs off with candy*
Pain: ....We're all going as kittens next year....
*End*