Akatsuki: Road to Stardom (Part 1)

Kisame: Guys, guys! O.o Tyler Perry is holding casting calls for his new movie! *jumps up and down in excitement* .

Pain: *Reading vogue ninja magazine* I'd expect this kinda behavior from Deidara... but you just put yourself above Deidara on the gay meter.... You're the new king.... make that Queen...

Deidara: Like hell he is! Ò_Ó *flicks wrist gayly* See!

Pain: Sorry.... Kisame still takes the crown...

Kisame: Will you guys shut up?! Casting is in LA starting next week!

Itachi: Who's Tyler Perry?

Pain: Yeah, I don't even know who that is?

Kisame: HELLO?! He's only the BEST writer ever! He's also the guy that plays that fat, mad black woman Deidara likes!

Itachi: Oh, is that the guy who was a cop and disguised himself as a fat old lady who starred opposite Nia Long?

Kisame: No, that was Martin Lawrence in Big Momma's House.... -_- COME ON! MADEA!

Pain and Itachi: OH!!! She's hilarious!

Kisame: See! Come on, let's go! *grabs packed bags* =D

Itachi: I thougth you said casting was next week?

Kisame: *drops bags* Ruin all my fun.... .

*1 WEEK LATER*

Kisame: *In LA* AHHH! LA and it's graceful wonders! A place to get discovered and bask in the sensual radiance of life! ^_^

Deidara: Shut up.... -_- *Shoves Kisame while walking by*

Kisame: What the hell is your problem?

Pain: He's still angry about the whole "Gay Queen" thing... something you just proved you received the title fair and square just now...

Kisame: ¬_¬ whatever.... Hey! There's the set! Let's Go! *arrives* Tyler, my man! How are ya?

Tyler Perry: Hey! I'm fine! ....Who are you?

Kisame: Oh, um.... Heh! Sorry, my name's Kisame Hoshigaki and I'm here to audition for your movie, "Tyler Perry's White Chocolate!"

Tyler: I see... and who might you be auditioning for?

Kisame: What the hell, I'll go for the white main character! Hee hee!

Itachi: Is it me or does Kisame refuse to believe he's blue?! And what the hell is the movie about?

Pain: Uh, apparently, it's a about a white guy who falls in love with a young black woman who appears to live in a less than reputable area with her godmother, who's Madea... The script says that the white guy and the black girl are suppose to be between 16-20...

Itachi: Who's playing the girl?

Mo'Nique: HEY YO TYLER! One of them lil' bastards broke into my dressing room and tore dat place up! I didn't even get to fix my hair! And you know what they say, a sista' is not happy when her hair is nappy, you better ax somebody, I ain't playin wit you! *walks off angry*

Tyler: *sighs*

Kisame: So when do I audition?

Tyler: Well, I guess you can– wait! You... *points in Itachi's direction*

Itachi: M-me? O.o

Kisame: NO, NO, NO, NO, GOD NO! DAMMIT TO HELL!!!! .

Tyler: No.... him! *points at Deidara*

Deidara: *still angry* What?

Tyler: He's perfect! Deidara, is it? How would you like to be in my new movie!

Kisame: O.O

Deidara: Wow..... *looks at readers* I ain't near a cash register, but I'm prett sure I'm hearing: CHA-CHING!!!!! $$$$$$$ ;D

*To be Continued*