AN: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARISSA!!! :D I'm posting now, because now that I think about it I might not be able to post tomorrow
ANYWAY….this update is mostly dialogue, but the next few won't be ;)

"Lola and Mike, thanks so much for coming." The pop-star gasped as she walked off the stage and downed a bottled water, "You guys having fun?"

"Yeah, we always have fun together." Lola smiled sweetly resisting the urge to lean her head against his chest.

Mike nodded, but was thinking as he smirked, 'Yeah, we always have fun!'

"Well," she started after taking a big gulp of bottled water, "I gotta go kick some butt on 'Pump Up the Party'! "

"Good luck, Hannah!" Lola screamed after her.

"Pump Up the Party? I think she's trying to kill me..." he groaned. Not only was this Mike's least favorite song of Hannah's but also his brain was so in the gutter that this was just killing him.

"You'll be okay, if you need to just leave the room, and go to the bathroom. I'll cover for ya." She smiled.

Now, this was why he loved her she always thought of him. Her being all caring was not helping the current situation, then again if she was blowing up at him, he would be even more hot and bothered. There's no winning for Mike Standly III.

"Hey! Get up! Get loud! Start pumpin' up the party now!" the singer screeched clapping her hands over her head making everyone join in with her.

After Mike banged his head repeatedly against anything he could find, (He really hated the song) and Lola telling him not to hurt himself Mike turned around suddenly smiled and said, "Ya wanna play a game?"

Lola was a little nervous from the sudden change in temperament but still said, "Sure, Mikey."

"Go Fish?" he asked pulling a deck of cards out of the pocket of his jacket.

"I don't know about you, but I'm almost 17. How about another game?"

"I mean we're at a Hannah Montana concert… When in Rome do as the Romans do, am I right?"

"I guess so." She shrugged, "Deal!" she eeped.

He shuffled and then dealt 7 cards to himself and Lola.

Lola looked at her cards and sighed, "Are we doing pairs or fours?"

"Fours. Makes the game last longer, and makes it more intense. Now only if it would drown out the song… "

"Yeah, I agree." She said rubbing her temples. She was missing that Mike wasn't Oliver right now. If he was he would've leaned over kissed her temple and smiled at her with his adorable dorky smile and then ask her, "All better?" and she would smile at him and then give him a kiss.

"Lola?" he asked, disrupting her thoughts, "Do you have any 3s?"

She glanced at her cards and then glanced at her undercover boyfriend and said, "Go fish."

"Mike, any fives?"

"This is really boring, Lils. Lola. I mean Lola."

"Sweetheart!" an overly perky annoying voice called out.

"Not again." Lola said placing her head into her hands.

"Hey Trace." He smiled.

"Hello baby." she smiled back.

"Baby?" Lola scoffed, "Really!?"

"Don't be jealous Lola. I can't help it if I'm the better woman." Tracey grinned obnoxiously at her.

"Trace, please don't start anything." Mike begged placing his arm on her's.

"Mike, she's allowed to voice her opinion. As am I."

"Oh gosh." Mike sighed already knowing this was taking a bad turn.

"Tracey, I have a headache do you mind shutting your mouth so I don't have to hear your high pitched squeak."

"It is a NASAL condition!" she screeched.

"Excuses." Lola sighed.

"Lola and Tracey, please." Mike groaned.

"Buttercup!" a deep voice called out.

"Oh that's my faux beau! I will see you guys later." She grinned.

"Faux?! I knew it." Lola giggled.

"Crap, its Hannah who knew that wasn't it?"

"Yep." Lola grinned triumphantly.

"Bye Mikey." She said kissing his cheek.

Everything else happened in a blur. Lola's fist came out of nowhere, but because Mike saw this coming her grabbed Lola's wrist before anything could happen.

"Bye Trace." Mike says as Tracey rounds the corner.

"LillyPop, what happened?" he asked her barely above a whisper.

"I lost it!" she yelled, "How DARE she kiss your cheek!"

"You do know you can't kill for kissing….right?" he said looking at her and seeing a fire behind her eyes.

"Yes you can, if you're sneaky about it." She said glaring at him.

"What?! I didn't make a move at all! You saw her!"

"Ugh, you're so frustrating!" she shouted.

"ME!?" he yelled

"Yes you." She nodded.

"I had my girlfriend's archenemy come up and kiss me, and your mad at me?!"

"Yes I am. I mean you were kinda asking for it." She stated very a matter of fact.

"How, Lils, how?!" he asked defensively.

"Calling her Trace and then NOT objecting to when she calls you baby! I mean, Oliver you WERE asking for it!" she yelled.

"Not too loud you're gonna get our cover blown."

"So, what?! My boyfriend just got kissed by another girl! I have a right to yell!"

"Yes, yes you do. Just don't blow our cover!"

"You're so self absorbed, 'don't blow my cover'! Do you not care about me at all?"

"Lillian Truscott, how could you say such a thing? You know I love you." He whispered.

"I know. I don't know why I'm acting like this. This being in disguise thing is really messing with me. "

"Same here. Wouldn't it be easier if there was a Mikola?"

"There would be, but don't you think Hannah would be ticked?"

"Good point." Lola sighed.

"By the way Michael Standley III, I'm so glad you're single." Tracey said popping her head out from a corner.

"Single?!" Lola's head snapped back to Mike's so fast that he was worried she might lose her wig.

"Mike is single. Yes. Oliver is not."

"Oliver, I hate this. When was the last time we cuddled?" she sighed disappointedly.

"Yesterday…." He laughed, "You can't get enough of me can you?"

"Yeah, sure…I guess being someone else messes with your sense of time."

"It really does." He smiled now thinking of an idea, "Follow me, Miss Lola." He said standing up and pulling her by her hand into Hannah's dressing room, complete with couch, shower, food, and a locked door.

"Too late to play it safe" Hannah sang.

"Oh boy, Hannah are you right." Mike grinned.

He plopped down on the leather couch and Lola followed after him, plopping down next to him. Then she stuck her head in his neck as he wrapped his arms around her small body. And then leaned in and gave her a slow spine tingling kiss. She began to take over and push him onto the couch so he was under her and kiss him.

"It's the same old, same grind
But we don't feel we're wasting time
Not so bored that we can't find a better way"
the popstar's voice resounded through the walls.

"Perfect, music huh?" she laughed.

"Nope, we in no way are wasting time." He laughed just looking up at his Lilly and smiling as her lips began to dive back down on him.

"I didn't think so."

"Not so bored that we can't find a better way?" he moaned as her kisses became deeper.

She soon leaned up and looked at him square in the eye and said, "I hate your beard. It's itchy! Take it off!"

"I would if I could, LillyPop." He said speaking in a normal tone.

"Then why can't you?" she pouted.

"If they need us out there we can't be throwing on our clothes."

"Oliver, I just want you to take your beard off, not your clothes." She stated.

"Mhm, sure." He smiled cockily.

"Seriously, OlliePop…."

"Whatever you say, LillyPop..." he smirked.

"Man, it feels good to hear your real voice and not your Mike voice."

"I have a Mike voice?"

"You don't know?"

"No, I really have a Mike voice?

"Yep. Its deeper and has more of an edge to it."

"Really?"

"Mhm." She nodded and looked down at her watch, "Oliver, I don't know how we're going to get through the next 2 hours?"

"I know." He sighed, "Wait it's only been an HOUR?!"

"Yeah." She said snuggling closer and putting her arm around him.

"MIKE AND LOLA!" someone that sounded a whole lot like Hannah yelled.

The two got up off her couch and opened the door and sighed as Hannah yelled at them, "Ya'll were in my dressing room without asking?! Ugh, who knows what went on in there?"

"Nothing, I promise." Lola said.

"Yeah, we didn't do a thing." Mike said backing her up.

"Ugh, ya'll are just nasty! And now I can't remember why I needed ya'll!" Hannah scrunched up her nose and went back on stage.

"Hey ya'll sorry about that I just had to go say hey to my best friends: Lola Luftnagle and Mike Standley!"

The crowd cheered to a deafening volume.

"Owww…." Lola groaned as she and Mike plugged their ears.

The two walked over to the couch that they had been sitting on before they went into the dressing room, and sat down.

"I wish I was asleep…." Lola sighed, resting her head on Mike's shoulder.

"With me?" Mike snickered wrapping an arm around her…forgetting about his disguise.

"You wish…Mikey." She smirked.

"Why the smirk, Lola?" he laughed.

"Oh, I don't know…." She smiled.

"Together we can make it blow
Right through the roof"
the lyrics were clearer since they were closer to the singing.

"Oh that's why, you bad girl, Lilly-Pop." He laughed.

Maybe tonight was going to end up better for the both of them.

AN: I think my innocent persona is ruined….oh well xD

God Bless,

IheartORANGE