Akatsuki: Road to Stardom (Part 2)
Tyler: Yes, you're perfect for th role!
Deidara: Hmm... I've always though of myself as the main character's flamboyant best friend that gets them into shenanigans, but is still the lovable quirky guy with the life-loving exterior personality and having a FABULOUS fashion sense! ^_^
Itachi: Yeah, that's what we've always guessed...
Tyler: Let's start shooting! Come with me, I'll show you your trailer!
Deidara: *Walks by Kisame* You took my role... So now, I'm taking yours! Au Revoir, BIOTCH!!! ^_^ *skips off*
Kisame: GAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Pain: *Chuckles*
Kisame: SOMETHING FUNNY?!!?
Pain: No, no, just... just a funny, ironic plot twist... Hehehe!
Kisame: WELL NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT!!!! MARK MY SCALES, I WILL TAKE DEIDARA OUT FASTER THAN THE TIME MY UNCLE JEBIDIAH TOOK OUT GRANDMA PENELOPE WHEN SHE BROUGHT SEA FOOD MEDLEY TO LAST YEAR'S THANKSGIVING!
Pain and Itachi: Seriously W....T....F...
*Later*
Tyler: Alright.... ACTION!!
Mo'Nique: Look here, Whip Cream, you don't wanna get involved wit a girl like me
Deidara: But, Sugah Honey, you mah chocolate-covered wifey with a whole lotta junk in da trunk hmm!
Tyler: CUT! Deidara.... remember what we talked about? There's no need to add the "hmm" at the end of every sentence.... Let's go to the next scene!
Kisame: Heh heh! ={D *Switches Deidara's script*
Tyler: Alright, ACTION!
Deidara: Yo, baby gurl, walk dat thang over here so I can tap dat 500 pound ass full of strawberry Jell-O... wait, WTF?!
Tyler: CUT! Deidara, read your lines as written!
Deidara: I AM! .
Kisame: *puts a voice box in Deidara's shirt* =)
Tyler: Let's do it again!
Deidara: Um... Yo, baby gurl, walk dat thang over here – So I can store my clay within the wrinkles of your elbow skin!
Mo'Nique: W-what, no he didn't! Whatch'you say, you bony ass Japanese Jamie Kennedy?!
Deidara: O.O Wait, that wasn't me, I swear! Damn, can a brother get a large fry to match that huge shake!
Mo'Nique: Oh Das it, motherf***er! *takes earrings off* I'm about to squish yo ass into faggish clay pancakes!
Deidara: Please, you have to believe me! I didn't say any of that! O.o But I'm sure as hell thinking it loudly!
Tyler: Wait, what's that on your shirt? I-s that a voice box?
Voice Box: Hey Tyler, did I tell you your movies are poor portrayals of the African American Strife!
Tyler: *tracks sound to a closet and opens door*
Kisame: Hey, I got $5 saying Mo'Nique ain't seen her feet in years! She don't even know she wearing 2 different pairs of shoes– *sees Tyler and everyone else glaring at him* Uh.... Hellurr....
*Later at the Hospital*
Itachi: You know you had this coming right?
Pain: Mo'Nique flattened your ass in 2 seconds, that's gotta be a record!
Deidara: *In a body cast* BUT WHY'D SHE HIT ME?!?! WHAT DID I DO?!?! T.T
Kisame: Heh heh! Payback's a bitch huh! Word of advice, never play marco polo with a shark! BIOTCH! XD
Itachi: I, uh.... I'm not seeing the moral in that "word of advice" at all.... In what way did this situation pertain or even emulate marco polo? And why wasn't your "word of advice" actually one word....
Kisame: Shut up! ¬_¬ Anyways, I'm off to shoot my role as Andy! Ciao!
Police: Excuse me, is there a Kisame Hoshigaki here?! We have a warrant for his arrest uner sexual harassment charges regarding a Miss Mo'Nique and her apparent "Huge" booty... Anyways, he's supposed to be playing the role of Andy?
Kisame: Uh.... You're looking for the fruitccake in the body cast.... I'm just take tops as Queen of the Gay Meter . *runs out and steals a car* I'M LEAVING HOLLYWOOD!!!! *peels out*
Itachi: What the hell does he think he's doing? He can't even drive....
Pain: Well, look at it this way, if he crashes and blows up, we'll be having sushi tonight!
Itachi: Ò_Ó PAIN, THAT'S SICK!
Pain: I know huh.... *Evil laugh* Let's go home...
Itachi: Eh... *leaves*
*pause*
Deidara: Uh, guys..... My body's broken here! Can't move! Guys! GUYS!!!! I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS!!!!!! T.T
*End*