By request: DarkLillyOfTheNight96

Akatsuki: Truth or Dare

Pain: As if this wasn't coming sooner or later in this series.... ok, Kisame *sighs* Truth or dare...? -_-

Kisame: Gee, Pain, don't knock me out with all your enthusiasm.... ¬_¬

Pain: Just choose!

Kisame: Now, now, Pain, this is not a race...*scratches head* Hmm.... I wanna say– No! Oooh, what about– No, that's too dangerous! Um....

Itachi: *puts kisame in the Nightmare Realm* Hidan.... is it really wise if you play this game?

Hidan: F%$* Yeah! Why wouldn't it be!

Itachi: Because last time we played this you was in part I of the Naruto series as a joke-initiation to kill Kakuzu's former partner shown as a silhouette in episode 135... and well, you ACTUALLY killed him...

Hidan: WTF did you want me to do?! You dared me! Besides now Kakuzu has a more sexy and heart-warming partner that he likes! =D

Kakuzu: Yep, Hidan just read me like a book right there.... *rolls eyes* -_-

Deidara: *whispers to Itachi* Maybe we can get him to something hilarious this time, hmm!

Itachi: I got the perfect one! When it comes to my turn I'll ask him!

Zetsu: Shut up, gentlemen! We go first to ask something! Pain, Truth or dare?

Pain: Dare....

Zetsu: We dare you to kiss Konan! =D That's so stupid... they kiss all the time! And more...

Konan: SHUT UP! WE DO NOT!!

Zetsu: Sure, and Tobi must actually be the Madara Uchiha from the Elder days coming to unleash his Moon's Eye Plan upon the world as vengeance for the Uchiha Clan and his exile... *rolls eyes*

Tobi: How many times are you gys gonna ruin my whole secret identity! I'm strating to think you guys really think I'm stupid!

Itachi: Yeah, just go run around with scissors, Tobi we'll see you later...

Tobi: T.T

Zetsu: Well, Pain.... do the dare

Pain: *moves in slowly to kiss Konan*

Zetsu: See, now that wasn't so bad, was it?

Pain: .

Konan: .

Pain: *grabs konan and runs into room, shaking the room*

Kakuzu: . Oh god, get a room you two– Oh wait nevermind... .

Hidan: Well, since Pain and Konan are going to hell for adultery, and Zetsu had his turn.... I guess it's Itachi's turn! Alright, BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!

Deidara and Itachi: *giggles*

Itachi: I dare you to..... kiss Deidara!!!!! =D XD

Deidara: WTF?!? THAT WASN'T THE PLAN!!!!!

Hidan: You don't think I'll do it, huh! Well, watch this!

*We apologize for the interruption; Please excuse the censored details that went on.....*

Hidan: *wipes mouth* Can't phase me, Itachi! Heh! *walks out proud*

Zetsu: HAHAHA! Sucks for you Deidara..... How was it! XD

Deidara: Um, it was... uh, yucky.... .

Itachi: Alright, who's next?

Pain: *comes out of room with Konan, hair messed up and robes on backwards* We, uh... we gotta a little problem with the, uh.... shower....

All: ....

Deidara: Yeah, maybe I can be of some assistance, but I'll need some help.... Perhaps I'll get Hidan.... .

Kakuzu: Oh he's probably busy, let me give you a hand

Deidara: NO! *coughs* I mean, that's ok.... Hidan won't mind.... OH HIDAN!!! ^_^ *goes to Hidan's room*

Pain: *in bathroom* O-oh no! OH NO! OHHH! GUYS!! OH NO! WE HAVE A LEAK PROBLEM ....OHHH.... OH NO! OH, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE ANTS!!!!

Itachi: *looks at Zetsu and Kakuzu* We are NEVER playing this game again.... *gets up to help*

*END*