The Akatsuki Show
Deidara: HELLOOOOOOOOO DARLINGS! Welcome back to the Akatsuki show! We have very special guests today! Right 'Same!
Kisame: *Smiles big* Your lucky we're on air or I'd shark skin your ass for calling me 'Same again!
Deidara: Before we bring out our guests, let's head over to Itachi with the weather report! Itachi! ^_^
Itachi: .... Today's weather is gonna be crappy.... *back to deidara*
Deidara: Well, is that.... is that it? What else? *back to Itachi*
Itachi: Your ugly... *back to deidara*
Tobi: *whispers off stage* Itachi! Read te Teleprompter or I'll kill your brother....
Itachi: *sighs* fine.... Today's weather will be cloudy skies yet full of scorching heat... and No, I'm not gonna use Mangekyo Sharingan to make my prediction come true as I did last time with that earthquake hitting that village full of one-legged samurai....
Kisame: Yeah.... that was not a great year for them...
Deidara: Ok, let's bring out our guests! You know em, you love em and hate em, they hold inside them some of the most vicious entities forbearing tremendous amounts of power and murderous intentions..... please welcome the Beastie Boys! ^_^
Tobi: *whispers* They're on tour.... but we got the next best thing! The Beastie Boys.... and Two Girls... . *calls them in*
*Gaara, Yugito, Yagura, Roshi, Han, Utakata, Fu, Killer Bee and Naruto appear*
Deidara: Um, is this really wise to have them on here.... _
Kisame: It'll be fine! So, How are you guys?
Roshi: Well, after you mercilessly beat me with your huge ass shark sword and extracted the Four-Tailed Giant Money from me..... I turned out just fine.... ¬_¬
Kisame: .
Deidara: So Fu, I understand you're a between genders now hmm?
Fu: Excuse me...?
Deidara: Well, um... I read Masashi Sensei said he hasn't chosen whether or not to make you a boy or girl... .
Fu: Do I look or even sound like a boy to you?
Kisame: No, she does not ^_^ So Fu..... you, uh... you seeing anyone?
Deidara: Kisame!
Kisame: What!?
Yagura: You are all inferiors! You shall bow down to my unruly greatness! From this day forward, this show shall be known as.... The Akatsuki Show.... in the Bloody Mist!
Fu: ....Now he should be the one in question here! He actually LOOKS like a girl...
Deidara: Um, Han, Utakata? Would you guys like to say something?
Han: *blows steam in Deidara's face*
Deidara: _
Utakata: *takes out a bong*
Deidara: UTAKATA, WTF ARE YOU DOING?! YOU CAN'T BRING THAT ON TV?!
Utakata: What? It's an ancient Japanese Bubble blower! ^_^ *blows bubbles everywhere* Hee hee!
Kisame: *pops bubbles* Oh, I like this guy! ^_^
Naruto: Ok, now that all the lower Jinchuriki have spoken its time for Naruto Uzumaki to shine!
Deidara: Naruto, I'll give you a bowl of ramen if you shut up... -_-
Naruto: DEAL!!!!!! O.O
Deidara: *gives him a bowl of ramen* So, uh Gaara.... heh heh! No hard feelings right?
Gaara: .....
Deidara: Heh... ^_^
Gaara: *uses sand give deidara a wedgie*
Kisame: OH!!! Humiliated on your own show! XD
Deidara: T.T
Kisame: Wait, we haven't talked to Yugito or Killer Bee yet! Where'd they go?
Deidara: I don't know, let's get our On-The-Go camera to find them! ^_^
Pain: I'm the f&#$*ing leader, why am I stuck being the camera man off screen.... T.T Ugh! *finds Killer Bee and Yugito in the back room showing very explicit material*
Deidara: OMG! OMG! BLUR THE IMAGE! BLUR IT, BLUR IT!!!! .
Yagura: Wait! I asked that bitch if she had the jungle fever and told me no! That f$#ing whore! .
Kisame: Looks like the 2 Tails and 8 Tails are gonna make a baby 10 Tails! ^_^
Deidara: Shut up!
Yagura: This is an outrage! *unleashes 3 Tailed Giant Turtle*
Fu: ...They call me a boy... is that it? WELL YOU KNOW WHAT!!! *turns into 7 Tailed Horned Beetle* LET'S SEE WHAT THEY SAY NOW!!!!!!
Yagura: IM TAKING THAT BITCH OUT! *breaks Utakata's bubble blower*
Utakata: Ò_Ó *GASP!* YOU BASTARD! *Transforms into 6 Tailed Giant Slug*
Katsuyu: Hi honey! ^_^
Utakata: FOR THE LAST TIME I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!! *accidently farts our acid slime on Han's armor*
Han: *steams comes out of ears in anger.... pun intended!* AGHHHHH!!!!!! *Turns into whatever the hell Masashi was trying to go for for this Tailed Beast..... uh, let's say..... the 5 Tailed Dolphin Horse!*
Gaara: Wow.... so these guys are dead, but still have their beasts.... I'm alive and ain't got shit....
Naruto: *still eating ramen and notices the Jinchuriki's going wild* Hmm? Did I miss something?
Deidara: T.T Please everyone stop! PLEASE!!! Calm down!
Kisame: Leave em alone they're having fun! ^_^
Roshi: OH I'LL SHOW YOU FUN, SCALES!!!!!!!!!! *turns into 4 Tailed Giant Monkey and flings feces at Kisame's face*
Kisame: -__- Oh it is SOOO on, monkey boy..... *tackles Roshi*
Deidara: T.T
*Yagura, Utakata, Han, Fu and Roshi going wild as the show cuts off for "Technical Difficulties"*
Jerry Springer: Holy S%#$! Pain was right....... Anime is way more real than real life....
*End*