Hi evryone, sorry I haven't updated in a while. I have school and have been having major aniexty problems and writers blocks. So now sympathy hour is over thanks to all my reviews. Kate of Carlay thanks and ILoveCockatiels. Its because of you guys that I'm doing this now when i should be sleeping. So on with the show!

Oh ya. I don't own anything. I'd like to, but don't... :(

"CRAP!" she woke with a start in her cell. The guard stood grinning, empty bucket of water in his hand.

"Wakey,wakey Captian wants to talk to you." Alanna growled. The guard waited while she ringed out her hair.

"Your going to regret that," she told him solemy.

"Uh huh? You plan on teaching me the errors of my ways?" he asked disbeliving " Tell on me, give me my just deserves? A lecture on teaching witchs with respect?"

"No you just pissed me off," she went to the end on her chains and kicked him in the family jewels with the strength that only a knight has. Also a strength that comes with practice. As the hours went by the Captin still wanted to speak to her. After the first guard hopped out cursing, another was sent. How do you think she reacts to men who tell her she can't fight?

It's better than doing nothing she thought as she sent another guard out a soprano. Actully she was enjoying it. It will be a wonder if they have any guards after this who don't sound like Mickey Mouse.

(Do they have Mickey Mouse? Poor them if they don't)

Near the end of the day or so she thought. A large group of guards came. Three held while the forth muttered something and the chains holding her to the wall unhooked them selves from her cuffs and lay limply at the wall. She stared at them in astinishmont. They acted like they were alive! They were on her before! Her skin crawled at the thought.

This is a really wierd place! Living chains and guards whose balls don't pop...

The four guards began to drag her down the hall. Alanna twisted her arms breaking the guards grip and used her now free arms to elbow the other twos noses. Of course, they let go of her and cluthched their noses which were now gushing blood, staining the boring gray of the floor. She dodged the other and bolted down the corridor. The guards behind her were now yelling.

Her eyes searched the bare corridors. Was she the only one here? Her and the ball-less guards of course. More guards joined the others. She looked back in panic as some had crossbows. She put on more speed and searched for a door.

"Any chance we can forget about the crotch kicking and stop running?" she called back. The guards behind her loaded their crossbows.

"She getting to close to the exit! FIRE" the lead guard shouted. "But don't kill her!"

She heard groans behind her. "That means we have to aim..." whined one guard.

"I don't care, just fire already!"

She heard the twang as the arrows were loosed. Appartenly they weren't good at aiming, they all missed. Alanna spoted a large door. She quickly pushed it open and sprinted out. She heard a twang as the next batch of arrows was fired. This time two hit there mark.

Pain lanced through her shoulder and leg as the arrows struck. She stumbled as a third hit her back. Guards rushed towards, grabbing at her roughly. She felt them start to drag her back and when someone said,

"We can't keep her here! There are barely any guards left who haven't got there balls kicked in!"

"I think I can help you," said a crisp voice. The last thing she saw before she blacked out in pain was Niko taking with the Captian.

Ya. So thats the chapter. I big thanks to google. For without being able to type in my misspelled words and find the correct ones, I doubt anyone could read this!!