Disclaimer: Like the last chapter, I own zero.

I'm only getting this chapter up soon because school hasn't started yet. But I've only got two days until that so the current rapid rate of chapters will slow down.

Training

Meta Knight was having a bad day. And he had only arrived the previous day. He was brawling on the stages, but his honour kept making him rescue others from the stages' traps. Once again he was fighting Jigglypuff on the Halberd. The arm moved to attack and Meta Knight knocked Jigglypuff out of the way and got hit himself. Once again, the wolf whistler blamed Wolf. Jigglypuff giggled.

"Meta Knight, you need to use the stage traps to your advantage," she advised.

"That is dishonourable," replied Meta Knight.

"Everyone else does it. Even Prince Marth."

Meta Knight had seen that man at breakfast earlier that day. "Don't you mean Princess Marth?" asked Meta Knight jokingly. Jigglypuff laughed. Cue wolf whistle. "Who keeps doing that?" asked Meta Knight with slightly red eyes, showing annoyance.

The clock struck once. "Luuunch tiiime" shouted (Obviously) Kirby, copying Sonic so he could get there quicker.

"That one eats too much," stated Meta Knight.

"I was with him once," commented Jigglypuff.

"As a boyfriend?" asked Meta Knight.

"Yes. Then he compared me to a cake..."

"And mentioned fattening?"

"Right."

"Sounds like Kirby to me."

More laughing. Cue the fourth wolf whistle. Meta Knight uses his dimensional cape...

"FALCON OWW!" No need to say who exclaimed this.

"He's always been a pervert," remarked Jigglypuff. Meta Knight knew this.

"I know. So far I've seen him attempt to flirt with every female in the mansion, including Crazy's cousin Beauty Hand. A giant, pink gloved hand! Red threw up!" cue laughing and wolf whistling (obviously not Falcon). "So it wasn't him after all."

Not too much later they were in the dining room. Most of the food had already been eaten and Kirby had to have been restrained so there was food left for the others. Meta Knight had already made friends though (In the form of two pink puffballs as Kirby and Jigglypuff were now fine to be friends) so the day wasn't too bad, but the training was still embarrassing. Sitting between the puffballs, Meta Knight was not shocked by Master Hand's sudden appearance.

"Attention Smashers! After one more brawl today we will start filming for the adventure mode, The Subspace Emissary! The brawl will be between..." Master Hand drew two names out of a hat "...Meta Knight and Jigglypuff!" One more wolf whistle.

After lunch, the smashers came to watch the three stock match in a random stage. The training room flickered between different ones before finally stopping at Final Destination. Jigglypuff floated over to Meta Knight who got a few hits in, before using a Mach Tornado to knock the Pokémon of the stage. Jigglypuff jumped back on and charged a rollout. Meta Knight dodged with a Shuttle Loop. He then attacked a few more times with some Smashes, and then used Drill Rush. Meta Knight did a lot more hits with Jigglypuff getting in a few of her own. They both got in a few more hits, and Meta Knight hit with another Mach Tornado. Meta Knight got kicked hard while charging a Smash attack, but responded with a Dimensional cape. Jigglypuff grabbed hold of him and got a few hits in but then she got hit with a Smash attack and lost a stock.

Meta Knight took the initial lead again but soon fell off the edge and lost his stock. Jigglypuff got a strong hit in and sent Meta Knight to sleep, but he woke up partway through the attack and got a few hits in. He nearly took out Jigglypuff with a Shuttle Loop but fell off the stage again. Jigglypuff used Rollout again and got a hit in, but got sent flying with a Smash attack. Both were in the air and down to their last stock.

Jigglypuff tried to get a few strong hits in but Meta Knight attacked before she could, although his eyes went a bit pink. Another wolf whistle, and this one made sense. However, Jigglypuff overcharged her Rollout and went flying off the edge. It was over in just under three minutes.

"Game! And the winner is...Meta Knight!" shouted the Hand, as the crowd cheered or booed. "Now we will film in an hour."

Later, Meta Knight was walking down a corridor by himself (having gotten lost) and heard the voice of a familiar, cocky pilot.

"I saw your eyes go pink in that match," said the brash voice of Star Fox pilot Falco Lombardi.

"So what?"

"What does that colour mean?"

"Victory is near" lied the knight.

"Wrong. It means love."

"Like you'd know about my eye dictionary."

"You have a dictionary?!"

"It was a metaphor."

"Still, you lied to me."

"Prove it."

"Master Hand said your eyes go Turquoise when you lie. That's what happened when you said what your pink eyes mean."

"Master Hand is wrong."

"Master Hand can read minds. As can Lucario, Ness, and Lucas."

"So?"

"They say the same."

"They lie."

"Lucas is honest."

"They can't read minds then."

"They've done that to me."

"Prove it."

"I've sensed it as well. Fighting me? Knock me out of the way with your sword. Her? Push her out of the way and take the hit."

"Fine then. It's just a small crush."

"All I want to do is help. Just ask her out. All I know is that someone is planning to do the same."

"Falcon?"

"Nope."

"He flirted with her."

"He flirts with everyone. When Marth first joined he flirted with him."

"Another reason to call him Princess Marth."

"Hahaha!"

"What would you know about love anyway? You have no girlfriend."

"I have someone who wants to be."

"Whatever."

"Anyway, just do it now or you'll lose your chance."

"We've just become friends; I don't want to blow it."

"She and Kirby are still friends."

"Still..."

"She'll pretty much say yes to any none Captain Falcon."

"I'll go now, if that'll please you."

"It will."

"Fine."

And with that Meta Knight took off to his room. It turned out he had made a wrong turn but the corridor was a circle so he was soon back on track. Upon reaching his room, he heard two voices.

"Hi Jigglypuff!" came a familiar voice.

"Hi!" this was the puffball herself.

"I was just wondering if you say, wanted to go out with me?"

"Sure." At this point Meta-Knight's eyes burnt Orange with jealousy. He was a minute away from that happening to me. The asker then left the room.

"Hey Meta Knight!" was his comment.

Who asked Jigglypuff out just before Meta Knight was about to. We now also know the wolf whistler's identity. Find out the answer to this question in chapter 3!