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Three chapters in one day!? Anyway, if you read chapter 2, you must be thinking "Poor Meta Knight". Well let's find out who's got Meta Knight so jealous.

Meta Knight's Revenge

"Hey Meta Knight!" called the blue character in front of the Knight. "Cool eye colour!"

That explains it. Sonic beats everyone to everywhere and everything. Except Kirby to the table at mealtimes. Meta Knight's eyes went red.

"If I remember my colour wheel correctly, next is purple?" asked Sonic.

Meta Knight responded with his eyes going an even deeper shade of red. He was positively fuming. Before he could make Sonic Slices using his Galaxia, the PA sounded once more.

"Filming is now beginning!" Called Master Hand throughout the Mansion. Meta Knight's eyes turned back to gold for the filming. They went down to the room, where before too long, everyone was there. Meta Knight got bored quickly, especially with Sonic, Jigglypuff and Kirby talking all the time. However he was able to talk to Falco.

"Sonic beat you by less than a minute?! The only person that's ever beaten him without counting brawls would be Kirby to the meals."

"Beat him in a race!" Meta Knight had a brainwave.

"No one can outrun him Meta Knight."

"But I could out fly him!"

"Good idea!"

"Meta Knight, you're up next. You have to attack Marth and then team up with him against Primids," called Master Hand.

"Just pretend that the Princess is Sonic," Falco told Meta Knight. "Then when you team up pretend she's Jigglypuff."

Meta Knight got into his position in mid air, and imagined Marth to be Sonic. Then he suddenly flew down and started attacking Marth. He got knocked back, but started fighting again. Then the Primids appeared and Meta Knight suddenly imagined him to be Jigglypuff, and they both turned around, killing some Primids, before rushing in the same direction.

"Next scene! Ike, get ready!"

A few hours later, after filming and dinner, Meta Knight publicly challenged Sonic to a race. Sonic accepted.

"However, you can't use and of your moves, and you must stay in the air, without touching anything like a bird, or the mansion, and definitely NOT the floor. And no spinning or anything! Okay?" Meta Knight explained the rules.

"Sure, whatever." Replied Sonic.

The race was around the mansion, and the smashers were watching. Most cheered for Meta Knight (Sonic was a bit of a jerk), except Jigglypuff, who was indecisive. Does she cheer for her best friend, or her boyfriend? Mario was cheering the loudest. "Go Meta Knight! Kick his ass! Show him he's not the fastest!"

Master Hand was the referee (or whatever it is). "On your marks, get set, GO!" AS they both took off.

Sonic had to jump around, while Meta Knight just glided. At one point, Meta Knight just hovered, moved his wings in an infinite symbol (sideways eight) and shouted "You're too slow!" to the amusement of others. He crossed the line first by miles, proving that Sonic wasn't the fastest everywhere.

However, this was not the only revenge he got. He decided (well, Falco did) to have a brawl with him. Three lives each, once again in a random area. The Smashers gathered to watch the battle, while only Falco knew of its origin. This was a chance to unleash hell on the Hedgehog. The stage (set at random) stopped at Skyworld.

Sonic got a strong first hit in with Spin Charge, but Meta Knight attacked again and again to put the match in his favour. A couple of Homing Attacks from Sonic and attacks from Meta Knight made a platform break. Meta Knight kept attacking until Sonic was sent flying with a Shuttle Loop. Soon, Sonic fell to his doom a second time by being hit by Meta Knight, having just jumped 5 times to reach the platform, and he got stuck. A shuttle Loop then saved Meta Knight twice, although already dealing massive damage to Sonic with attacks. Sonic finally fell to his doom with a Smash attack, and Meta Knight claimed victory.

"I want a rematch!" called Sonic.

"How about a team Sudden Death?" replied Meta Knight.

"Okay, I pick Jigglypuff!" called Sonic.

"Falco, with me," chose Meta Knight.

The stages flickered again. This time it stopped on Pictochat. Jigglypuff instantly used Rollout but fell off the stage. Meta Knight moved to attack Sonic but they both landed on the fence spikes which had been drawn and were sent flying, leaving Falco unharmed. However Jigglypuff jumped back up and Falco was sent flying as well, as he had jumped.

The battle was over but Meta Knight had disappeared. Falco went to find him.

"You alright?" asked Falco.

"No."

"Why not?"

"I don't know. I've never felt this way before."

"That's Jealousy. Welcome to love."

"I thought you knew nothing about love."

"Pfft. You should have seen my first day here. I fell in love with Samus. Then Falcon went and asked her out. He got dumped, but it was too late then, I'd moved on. That's what you should do to. Move on."

"I, I don't thing I can."

"There's gotta be someone else."

"No."

"Listen. Wait. Sonic is a jerk. He'll get dumped soon. You'll just make a bad impression staying up here, cryin' yer mask off. Pictochat is a bad level. Ask for a best out of three; make a single Sudden Death on Final Destination. And if your mask is rusted, then change it."

"Why would my mask be rusted?"

"All this crying you're doin'."

"Knights do not cry! I will show you! I will show the Mansion that I am better than Sonic!"

Meta Knight reappeared downstairs. "Want to make it best out of three? Sudden Death, by ourselves, Final Destination. Agreed?"

"Sure!" responded Sonic.

Falco went round collecting bets. The Brawl then started. Meta Knight was a fast attacker, but Sonic was a fast mover. Meta Knight got a few hits in and knocked Sonic off the platform. Sonic got back on and kicked Meta Knight, who sent the Hedgehog flying with a Mach Tornado.

"Game! The winner is Meta Knight!"

Meta Knight was pleased he could have his revenge.

Go Meta Knight! That's enough chapters for one day, so maybe the next will come tomorrow!