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The fourth chapter on the first day of story writing.

Plotting and Planning

It was Meta Knight's second whole day at Smash Mansion and while everyone else was downstairs after breakfast, Falco was with Meta Knight upstairs.

"I'm just jealous. I don't want to kill him or anything," this was our hero and main character, Meta Knight.

"Well you had your revenge yesterday anyway." this was his new best friend, Falco Lombardi.

"He's still with Jigglypuff." The Smasher/Pokémon/pink puffball in question was another of Meta Knight's friends and also his crush.

"We could get her to realise his jerkiness." They are referring to Sonic, super fast Smasher and Jigglypuff's boyfriend, not to mention Jerk extraordinaire. "She's probably the only person to never be on the receiving end of it.

"Except for Sonic himself."

"You insulted him with his own taunt only yesterday."

"Oh yeah..."

"Excuse me, but I could help." This is now the psychic boy Lucas, who's very honest and timid.

"You ever been insulted by Sonic?"

"Yes."

"Challenge him to a race, he'll beat you, most likely taunt you in the process, and then you can run off crying. If Jigglypuff is not in the vicinity, run into her, and lead her to Sonic, who'll still be taunting you.

"Good plan."

Later, Lucas walked up to Sonic.

"I challenge you to a running race around the Mansion!"

"You're on!" was jerk extraordinaire Sonic's reply.

A few seconds later, Sonic had won. Once again, his victory dance was the figure of eight symbol with his legs, and the phrase "You're too slow!" Lucas ran off crying, making it look very convincing.

Jigglypuff was bouncing around, looking for at least someone. Everyone seemed to have disappeared. Then something ran right into her. It was Lucas, who was sobbing for some unknown reason.

Now, Sonic, like Meta Knight, fell in love with Jigglypuff, and therefore, was never a jerk around his crush (now girlfriend). So, when Lucas told her the story she didn't believe it at first, however Lucas led her to Sonic.

Back outside, Sonic was still doing chants of "Lucas' too slow!" even when the back door opened. Out came Lucas. And Jigglypuff. Sonic turned his head.

"Uh-oh," he murmured.

"Soooooooooo. So. You come outside without telling me. You upset this little boy and then insult him. And you carry on doing it again and again," Jigglypuff nagged.

"Uhhh, we were..."

"He was being a jerk!" shouted Mario.

"So. You're a jerk when I'm not around eh? Well consider yourself dumped."

Now Sonic was speechless.

Later, back in the upstairs corridor, Meta Knight and Falco high-fived. Their plan had worked. With the help of Lucas.

"What do I get in return?" asked the timid child.

"We'll get you a cookie." Lucas gasped.

Now the cookie jar is inside a locked, metal cupboard being guarded by Tabuu. However, nothing is guarding the inside. This is so Kirby can't get in. Cue spy music.

Meta Knight peeks through the kitchen doors. "Doesn't Tabuu ever sleep?" thought the warrior. He used his dimensional cape to get in the cupboard, the he opened the super glued down lid of the jar (what would we do without swords?) and removed a cookie. He carefully replaced the lid and teleported out.

"OMG you got a cookie from the jar!" Lucas whispered. This was said to be the hardest thing to do in the mansion.

"Now we can talk about getting you and Jigglypuff together," said Falco.

"I'll go ask her out."

"Hey! That was my idea!"

"You were going to ask her out?"

"No, I was going to tell you to ask her out."

"I'm off." And with that, Meta Knight started gliding back to his room.

Back in room 6294, Jigglypuff was upset. She couldn't believe Sonic would do that. The door opened. Meta Knight came in.

"Are you all right?" he asked.

"How long has Sonic been doing this?"

"Since he came here, unless you were around."

"Oh. He's been doing it that long?"

"Yes. We tried to stop him but..."

"It's fine." She responded. "Hey, are you doing anything this weekend?" Her tone became a bit shy.

"No, why?" Meta Knight's eyes went a pale pink, indicating shyness.

"Do you want to watch a movie or something, like a date?"

"I'd love to," He responded.

Later, back in the upstairs corridor.

"How'd it go?" Falco asked his buddy.

"She asked me first."

"That's great!"

"Huh?"

"That indicates that she loves you and ta-da! A perfect couple!"

"That's good to know."

"So I heard you stole my girl?" Sonic sounded angry.

A lot of pummelling sounds and screams of pain followed, all in the blink of an eye. Sonic had disappeared. Meta Knight lay unconscious on the floor.

"Meta Knight! Don't fool around! It's not funny! Get up! Meta Knight? Meta Knight!" This is Falco being deathly serious.

High pitched scream. "Meta Knight!" Jigglypuff had arrived.

Kirby floated by. "Meta Knight!?"

Fox came out of his room. "Hey Falco! Oh My God what happened here?!"

"Fox, Jigglypuff, you're both fast. Get Master Hand!" Falco was panicking.

Shortly, Master Hand appeared. A click of the fingers calmed Falco down. "What happened here?!"

"Sonic came, he was angry, I blinked and Meta Knight was like that and Sonic had gone!"

"I see. Well if a couple of you take him to the infirmary then I'll find Sonic.

Master Hand was looking for Sonic, and found Snake outside his room.

"What happened, Snake?"

The soldier started to talk. "I opened the door for Sonic, who looked panicked, and he shut the door on me."

Master Hand knocked on the door.

"Go away!" screamed Sonic. Master Hand replied by clicking his fingers to open the door. Sonic jumped off his bed, wide eyed.

"It was horrible! I saw a blue and white blur smash into Meta Knight! "Screamed Sonic before Master Hand could say anything.

"So you didn't do anything?" inquired Master Hand.

"Nothing but run! But that's all I'm good at aren't I?!"

"Sonic's gone mad. Snake, send him up to the infirmary. I've got someone to speak to."

Master Hand opened the kitchen door. Tabuu was missing. Master Hand checked the staff room. Crazy Hand wasn't there, but Tabuu was bound and gagged. Master Hand released him.

"I saw a blue and white blur!" the Subspace Ruler screamed.

"Did you have your daily payment before that?"

"You mean the cookie? Yes."

"Why did I send him to clean the Kitchen?" Master Hand thought to himself. "Come. To the infirmary."

"When I see Sonic I'm gonna kill him!" Jigglypuff and Falco shouted at the same time. Right on cue Sonic came in, accompanied by Snake. Sonic was already sitting down on the bed, rocking back and forth before the others realised it was Sonic. They were about to hit him when Master Hand came in.

"STOP!" He commanded. They've both seen the same thing." He indicated to Tabuu. "I've got this mystery sussed.

So who's the culprit? We're not going to play cluedo to find out. Can you work it out? It won't matter because the next chapter's coming out at the same time as this.