Disclaimer: I don't have to do this anymore! Meta Knight does!

Meta Knight: No I don't.

Disclaimer: Oh. Then I'll do it. I OWN NOTHING! Is that in your heads yet?

You'd be better off reading my one-shot First Date before this because it takes place between this chapter and the previous one.

Argument

Meta Knight and Falco were walking down the corridor, accompanied by their girlfriends.

"I think the fact that Captain Falcon and Zerus are going out is fantastic!" Jigglypuff squealed.

"I think it's idiotic that someone enjoys spending time with him." Falco replied.

"He's a jerk." Samus would know. She used to go out with him.

"If she's happy with that pervert, it's fine." Meta Knight finally had a say. Then he and Falco realised their girlfriends weren't with them anymore. They were behind them, ready to engage fisticuffs.

Meta Knight and Falco rushed to hold their girls back.

"Samus, it's alright, she's just being an idiot."

Meta Knight stepped in. "You take that back or you'd better start running!"

"I'll do neither."

"Good. No cowardice but you seem a bit challenged in the brain department. Any idiot would know to follow one of y options. However, you may just follow me, seeing where we are."

Meta knight led them to the Brawl Room, setting the options with his sword.

"Team...3 Stocks...Me and Jigglypuff...V.S...Falco and Samus...Battlefield...No Items...Handicap Off"

Mario had just beaten in a one stock match by giving himself 300% damage, promising not to hit the Smash Balls which were set to high.

"Let's Brawl!"

Like Meta Knight's other non-training brawls, the other Smashers were gathering around. Captain Falcon and Zerus were supporting Meta Knight and Jigglypuff, who were supporting their relationship.

The fight started. Meta Knight got an early advantage by hitting both Falco and Samus at the same time. Samus managed to get a few strong hits in before Meta Knight connected. All of them went around hitting each other. Meta Knight concentrated on Falco, but saw Samus fully charge her Charge Shot, so he started attacking her. Samus lost her charge and both Falco and Samus had over 100% damage. He caught both of them in different Mach Tornadoes and started trying to Shuttle Loop them. He connected with Falco and Jigglypuff nearly got rid of Samus' first life. He nearly finished Samus with a Drill Rush, and then she was nearly knocked into oblivion again by Jigglypuff. Meta Knight got an up Smash in and Samus lost a stock. Jigglypuff the used Rollout but fell off the stage.

Falco was eventually sent flying away due to the use of many of Meta Knight's up Smashes. Meta knight used a few Drill Rushes to create damage. The up Smash of Meta Knight's prevailed as it nearly finished off Samus once again but it did send Falco to his doom. A kick from Samus however made Meta Knight loose his life. Jigglypuff was also down to her last life as she fell off the stage using rollout.

One More up Smash led to Samus' last life. Meta Knight then overshot his Drill Rush and fell off the edge. Everyone was down to their last life. Meta Knight stopped a Fire Bird with an attack and a lot more up Smashes led to Samus' loss. Jigglypuff finished off Falco as the match ended.

"Why were we fighting?" with the epic battle, everyone had forgotten the reason of the argument.

"I want, for fun, a friendly match with Falco, Sonic and Kirby." Meta Knight didn't pick Jigglypuff as she didn't feel like another battle. "Let's do it in Temple!"

"Now that was a workout!" Sonic had won.

"Kirby, did you know that when you copy me, the eyes are green?" Meta Knight had come last, as well as been inhaled by Kirby. Falco was third and Kirby was second.

Later Meta Knight and Jigglypuff were back in their room.

"Nothing. I still can't remember why we fought Falco earlier."

"It doesn't matter."

"Hey, Meta Knight?"

"What?"

"What's underneath your mask?"

"I don't really know myself." Jigglypuff laughed. "Seriously! I haven't taken it off for so long I'd bet you ten, no, twenty Smash coins it is hideous because it's moulded to the shape of the mask."

"Well, aren't you going to show me?"

"Okay then." And he took of his mask.

Underneath he was a dark blue Kirby with golden eyes. Even the cheeks were the same colour. Meta Knight saw it in the mirror and quickly tried putting his mask on.

"Leave it off, your face is cute!"

"This is exactly why my mask is on. Uh-oh!"

"What is it?"

"I've gone blind!"

"No, your mask is upside down." She moved over as if to help him, but took the mask and hid it quickly.

"Give it back!"

"No."

There was a knock on the door.

"Can I come in?" it was Falco.

"No."

"Yes."

"I'll come in."

"No don't!" shouted Meta Knight but it was futile because Jigglypuff had sneaked round behind him and covered his mouth. Jigglypuff let go as soon as Falco stepped in, whispering "You should have locked the door."

Falco immediately saw Meta Knight's face and broke out laughing. "Look at your face!"

"I have."

"Stop it Falco."

"Yeah Falco." Samus had entered the room. "Lookit! Look at Meta Knight's cute face!"

"Hey! Only I can do that!"

"Fine." Grumbled Samus.

Sonic and Kirby came in.

"Hey guys! I saw the door open and presu... HAHAHA! Look at your face!"

"Shut up Sonic."

"Make me."

"I will." Look three chapters back to try and find out what Meta Knight just did to make everyone laugh. He then used Shuttle Loop to get the visitors out of the room. "Now can I have my mask back?"

"No."

"Give it."

"No."

"C'mon."

"No."

"Don't make me hit you with my sword."Quick as a flash she took his sword as well. However, Meta Knight saw this go into a draw with his mask. Meta Knight tried to use Dimensional Cape to get behind Jigglypuff, but as he was warping Jigglypuff took his cape. Meta Knight didn't reappear.

"Oh very funny!"

"Where are you?"

"The Nowhere Dimension." Jigglypuff looked confused. "It's where you go when you teleport. However, if you take their teleportation method while they are teleporting they get stuck there. It's also known as Hammerspace, which is where people hide items for use, like Kirby's sword, hammer, or cooking pot."

"Oops. MASTER HAND!"

How will Meta Knight get out of this one? Who knows? Even I don't.

Meta Knight: I do.

Where are you?

Meta Knight: The Nowhere Dimension.

Noooo! Not you! You don't deserve it!