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Meta Knight: MWAHAHAHA!
Someone get him out of there! Anyway, I own nothing!!!!!
Let's hope that Meta Knight can get out of there! Thanks for the more great reviews Mind Seeker and Star of Heart, Meta Knight'll be fine about that, it was just a joke.
Nowhere
Falco entered the room.
"Where's Meta Knight?"
"I took his cape while he was teleporting and now he's stuck in the Nowhere Dimension!"
"He can teleport!?" exclaimed Falco.
"Dimensional Cape, idiot. You know, down special."
"Oh. Right."
"Now get Master Hand! Do it!"
Downstairs in the entrance area, Master Hand was humming while Crazy Hand writhed and thrashed about. Falco jumped down the stairs and shouted. "Master Hand! Meta Knight's stuck in uhh, Hammerspace?"
"He's stuck in the Nowhere Dimension!" Master Hand shouted!
"Yeah, that's it! How did you know?"
"They're the same thing! Boy, this is bad. To room 6294!" and he teleported himself there, leaving Falco to run, er, Fire Bird, up the stairs.
Back in the room, Master Hand hadn't appeared, and Zelda and Sheik had also got trapped. A new voice arrived.
"My special patch! It lets me teleport! Now I'm stuck! Get Crazy Hand!"
Falco ran back downstairs, but this proved no help, as Crazy had lost his special patch as well.
Back in the room, Meta Knight had made a discovery. "Everyone! I found Kirby's hammer! Hold on to it! Jigglypuff! Get Kirby to use it!"
Jigglypuff ran outside, and into Kirby, who happened to be carrying Mount Food No. 1,234,567,890. Fortunately, it didn't hit the floor as Kirby swallowed it whole. "Kirby! Thank goodness! Use your hammer!" Kirby used Final Cutter. "Not your sword! Your hammer!"
"Oh." Kirby got out his hammer and swung it, throwing four residents of the Nowhere Dimension flying. Four Waddle Dees.
"What the?"
Back in nowhere, a hand had reached for the hammer.
"That's not Kirby! That's Sonic's Sonic obsessed self-appointed girlfriend Amy Rose!"
Not willing to be sent to the wrong planet, everyone let go and held onto the right hammer.
Back on Planet Smash...
"Sorry, we were holding on to the wrong hammer. We're ready now!" Meta Knight shouted, and Kirby smashed one of the Waddle-Dees with his hammer, sending the characters flying through the air.
"Oww, my head!" complained Master Hand. "Did you know that no guy here is actually wearing a shirt?" All the smashers there gave him a confused look. "It reminds me of something. The year was 2000, and the story involves Captain Falcon, and one of you here."
"Not this!" exclaimed Jigglypuff. "I'll be sick!"
"No you won't."
Flashback
Captain Falcon was dancing. The guys there didn't mind, but the girl there did. She was the lone female of the Smashers. He guys had ignored Captain Falcon, but that's because he was directing what he was saying, er, singing, to Jigglypuff.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt..."
The flashback ended early as Jigglypuff threw up.
"Now look what you've done!" shouted Meta Knight. "But what did happen?"
"He stripped." Meta Knight threw up. "Boy did that make me laugh! My sides were splitting. Well, not my sides, more like my seams."
"His earlier attempts at flirting with people?" said both Zelda and Sheik at the same time.
"Yes." And Master Hand flew off.
"At least I'm out of that hell." Commented Meta Knight. Then Zelda and Sheik saw him.
"Look at his cute little face!!!!"
"Can we go back to our room now?" asked Meta Knight. "I'm getting embarrassed."
"Of course! And get your cape back and I'll never take it again, no sir!" replied Jigglypuff while saluting. "You actually get embarrassed?"
"Duh!"
"Well, off we go!" Jigglypuff sung as she skipped back to her room. Meta Knight would have glided after her but he didn't have his cape.
"My stuff!" Meta Knight shouted as he dived for his things and put them on.
"Keep it down in there!" Shouted Wolf. "Some of us are trying to have an afternoon nap!"
"Tough!"
"Meta Knight, you don't know where the Pokémon card of me is, do you?"
"No." He saw Falco at the door, gesturing for him to come outside. "Uh, I gotta go to the um, bathroom." Meta Knight lied as he left the room.
"Meta Knight," Falco said once they'd reached the gents. "We incinerated her Pokémon card. Whatever you do, don't give her one. She enlarges it then photocopies the picture to use it as concert posters." Meta Knight laughed. "Oh! Take these comms thingies. If I'm away somewhere, we can talk! I've given one to Samus so you can take the others and give 'em to Jigglypuff, Sonic and Kirby!" (Comms talk will be in bold)
The next day, Meta Knight got Jigglypuff a present. It was small and paper thin, but it made Jigglypuff squeal with happiness. "Falco here! You didn't get her a card of her did you?"
"Maybe I did."
"Idiot" Meta Knight hung up.
"What was that Meta Knight?" Jigglypuff asked.
"Comms thingy. Here, take one! It connects to mine, Falco's and I haven't given one to Sonic or Kirby yet, so I'll go do that now." And he glided out of the room
A few minutes later, the Jigglypuff's communicator rung.
"Jigglypuff here!"
"This is Meta Knight, mission accomplished!"
"Hi Meta Knight! These things are awesome!" Sonic had just joined.
"I know, Falco got his friend Slippy to make them."
"Hi Samus!"
"Falco here! I see you're putting these things to good use!"
"It's me, Kirby! I just ate Mount Food No. 1,234,567,891!"
"Like we wanted to know that!"
"Meta Knight, stop being mean!"
"Falco, my visual's messed up! It's got static!"
"Oops. I guess it's got too many people on at once!"
"I've got low battery!"
"Already?"
"My sound's fading!"
"Mine's blaring a warning saying overcharged!"
"Mine's on fire!"
"I've eaten mine!"
"Kirby that was your fault!"
"I've got my visual back! Kirby, you look part mechanica..."
"Sonic's just been cut out!"
"Yes! Now to stick up these concert posters!"
"I warned you Meta Knight!"
"Pardon?"
"Turn your volume up!"
"I've got no sound and I'm on full volume!"
"Uh-oh! Meta Knight's has exploded!"
"Samus' been frazzled by hers!"
"Kirby stepped on his!"
"Mine's saying self destruct imminent!"
"You're not meant to press the self destruct button!"
Kaboom!
"Oops."
That didn't work out.