Dear Frasier...
Chapter Three
Hey Son,
I never thought that one of my kids would be the one getting locked up. It's terrible. I hope you're doing okay in there, it can get pretty tough, I know. I hope that they catch the jerk who really tried to steal that BMW - kind of ironic, huh? Just because you were at the scene of the crime with no alibi; although I bet it didn't help when you entered the car after seeing it. I don't care if you thought you saw an antique vase that you thought had been lost years ago, you shouldn't have done it.
Anyway, everybody here is doing fine, no problems, no worries; just you. Daphne's starting to show, very slightly, I can hardly believe that I get to be a granddad again. Can you believe that Niles went from having a stupid crush on Daphne to being the father of her almost child? I love the name they chose, too; Abigail Rose. It's pretty.
Eddie's been doing fine. Although, I did think that he was starting to seem lonely. He was whining a lot and he was even starting to scratch the furniture! So really, it's for the good of the apartment that I did what I did. So, what I did was I went to a few pet shops around town and then saw a sign that said: Female Jack Russell Terrier for sale. So, now don't get too mad, I bought her. I know what you'll say, but she's really nice and Eddie loves her! Actually, I think there might even be a bit of a doggy romance going on! She's called Pepper. I think I'll call her Pep for short; cute, huh? She's well trained too; she doesn't attack the furniture, too much. You didn't really like that chair in your room, did you?
While you've been away I've met someone too. I actually met two people. They're both real nice. One's called Julie and the other one's called Elizabeth. They're kind of different than each other though. Julie works at a pub I go to. She's divorced with two daughters and a son. I've met them, they're nice. Although I don't think you'd get on with them. Elizabeth is nice, too. She's a bit richer than Julie - not that that matters - and classier. She lives in a big house, a few miles from here. I know who you'd prefer, but I'm telling you, once you really get to know Elizabeth and she starts relaxing around you she's not nearly half as classy.
So, I'm just going to keep dating both of them until one of them wants to go exclusive, which I think could actually be pretty soon. Julie's not one to wait around for long.
Okay, so, I'll see you soon. I think the rota's changed because someone said they really had to tell you something. Anyway, good luck. And who knows, you could come out of this a better man than before.
Dad.
A/N - I'm not from America so I don't know how long you would really get for attempting to steal a BMW. But in the story it's a year, lol, thanks. Oh, and please review! :D