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This came up slower than I thought it would.

FanFiction

Meta Knight woke up early a few days after the incident with the comms, to find a new one on his wrist. There was a label attached to it which wrote: "I've fixed it! Well, Slippy did and he's assured me these won't mess up." Meta Knight had found a hobby for when he woke up early in the morning. He would teleport to the office, and see what's going on. Today he hit gold.

"Master Hand! The computer's arrived! Shouted Crazy.

"I'm comin', I'm comin'!" he called as he made his way to the box.

Meta Knight teleported back upstairs, and rung his friends, using the logic that if he had received a new one, everyone else had.

"It's good you're using this, but why at 4 in the morning?"

"Come outside, there's something arrived."

"What?"

"I'm not telling you Sonic."

"Samus, Jigglypuff, wake up so we can find out quicker!"

Meta Knight hung up. Shortly after the five of them were going downstairs, telling Master Hand that they woke up early and decided to come downstairs, as there was nothing in the rules against it. Master Hand reluctantly let them past.

"OMG a computer!" Jigglypuff squealed. This caused everyone in the mansion to say the same.

"Jigglypuff, say that a little louder, I don't think the people on Earth heard you."

"Peppy here. Did you hear that Falco?"

"Yes."

"Did you do a barrel roll to deflect it?"

"I'm on foot!"

Falco hung up.

"Hurry! Turn on the computer before the others get down!"

"Way ahead of you!"

Falco had already logged on and was on the internet searching.

"Let's see...ah! I know what to search for! Funny stories!"

"Are you joking?"

"No! This site looks promising!"

"What is it?"

""

"Sounds good to me!"

"Not me!"

"Let's see, games, look! They've got nearly six thousand stories for us!" and he clicked on the first one."

Later...

"'I'm officially scarred for life."

"You still on about that site? We haven't been on that for ages, we're trying to draw the six of us on paint!"

"With disastrous consequences." This was an understatement.

Falco had drawn three terrible circles with arms and legs, his own head (rubbish), Sonic as a ball and Samus' screw attack badge. And a pathetic one at that.

"Face it. You can't draw on that thing."

Falco closed the program down and logged off. "Now what're we going to do?"

"Play catch the... reflector!" with lightning fast reflexes Jigglypuff had taken Falco's reflector and threw it to Kirby.

"Hey!"

"It's just a game! But if you're going to whine, have it back" she said as she threw it back to the two legged bird.

"Do you have a problem with stealing things?"

"No. I just do it for fun!" she said, giving Meta Knight a sweet smile.

"She's got my vote as leader of the rebellion."

"Snap out of it Meta Knight!"

"Sorry. But you can't resist that smile!" This was truthful.

"Hi!"

"Kirby? I haven't heard you talk for ages until now."

"I was making Smash cluedo. Was it: Meta Knight with Galaxia in the office, Jigglypuff with the mic in room 6294,"

"Hey!"

"Falco with the blaster in The Room, Sonic with the cookies in the kitchen,"

Meta Knight chuckled, Sonic's eyes widened at the memory.

"Samus with the cannon in the entrance or me with the hammer in the garden?"

"This, this is fantastic Kirby! Maybe you're not the Universe's dumbest life form after all."

"No, that would be you."

"Hey!"

"How about a race?"

"Huh? Sonic, how can we do that?"

"We could request a race for us six to the mayor, he'll close the streets we need and we can race!"

"Good idea! I'll take the Halberd!"

"Sky Claw for me!"

"I'll run!"

"I'll have the Dragoon."

"My ship will do me fine, thanks."

"I'll float."

"Okay! To the office!"

Once they reached the office, they asked Master Hand for the phone.

"Mayor?"

"Hello Meta Knight! What do you want today?"

"More like what we want tomorrow."

"Go on."

By the way, the Mayor is Master Hand's cousin Ruler Hand.

"We'd like to book some roads for a race tomorrow. Is that all right? All we need is a few roads closed for a simple circuit."

"Say no more! Your interview in the DVD boosted the sales!"

"Glad to hear it. Thank you and goodbye."

"Well?"

"Booked it!"

"Yes!"

They later found out the course, and were preparing their modes of transport.

"This baby's gonna win me the race!" said Falco, apparently over excited about the whole thing.

"It's just for fun."

"I'm still gonna win!"

"Yeah right."

"I am!" Falco whined.

Falco and Jigglypuff both went out to the garden to test their vehicles. Going different directions.

"Do a barrel roll!"

"Peppy?"

Falco looked up just in time to see the Dragoon. Falco quickly rolled and Kirby dodged.

"Phew."

Those six smashers were nervous that night, having received a call that they'd be on live TV.

Who'll win? Find out next chapter.

Wow, short chapter!"