Dear Frasier…
Chapter Four
Greetings Frasier,
Well, it appears you have left us for a galaxy far, far away. Or, as some may call it, prison. I have to say, I didn't think you flew your space-ship on that side of the asteroid-belt.
Anyway, that's not the reason that I decided to write. For you see, I have started a relationship with the beautiful queen of the universe herself: Roz.
It all started a month ago when she came into work crying. Naturally, I helped her by giving her my handkerchief and asking what was wrong. She told me that she'd fallen out with some boyfriend of hers, so I offered her a shoulder to cry on. So she cried. And cried and cried and cried. Then she said how kind I was and she looked into my eyes. Then she kissed me. And kissed me and kissed me and kissed me. The next thing I knew we were back at my apartment - luckily my mother was out - and went off to the bedroom. It was magical. I felt like we were Captain Kirk and Uhura. It went on all night. However, when I woke up I found my love missing. I saw her at the station but she didn't seem to hear when I shouted to her, she just turned the corner and then she seemed to disappear. Still, we have conversed everyday and I'm sure that it will be romance that will last for years to come.
One thing that I can not explain is Bulldog punching me two weeks ago. He seemed very angry. Now he has been suspended from KACL. Since then, Roz' attitude has been slightly chilly towards me, but I still keep up our lively conversations as well as I can. I've tried to persuade her to go to dinner with me a few times, maybe even to a Star Trek convention, but she always has other plans.
The new radio psychiatrist - Dr. Louisa O'Brien - seems to have taken quite a shine to Kenny. Despite the constant flirting and occasional trip to the supply closet, I know that there's nothing going on; he's married. Dr. Lou seems quite nice. Well, all the men like her anyway. Except Bulldog, which seems rather suspicious to me.
Well, I must leave you now. Maybe I'll call Roz and see if she's available.
Live long and prosper,
Noel
A/N - I hope all of the Star Trek and space references are right. I don't really know anything about it, but I tried to research it, lol. Thanks for reading.