I own nothing (again!)

Let's have a race! Who'll win? God this took forever to write! You'll love the bit near the end! (If you like Meta KnightxJigglypuff, FalcoxSamus, and Captain FalconxZerus)

The Race

"Ready guys?"

"Ready."

Six of the Smashers were ready to start a race.

"Do you know where Ruler Hand is?"

"He's getting ready to blow up that row of towers that's unsafe and need to be demolished, remember"

"Oh yeah!"

Master Hand was starting this race.

"3, 2, 1, GO!" he shouted.

And the racers took off. Jigglypuff was left behind after the first corner.

"Wait up!"

And Meta Knight was annoying Falco.

"Do a barrel roll! Do a barrel roll!..."

Falco was getting infuriated. "Shut up before I go kick your butt!"

"Sonic, something on my visual of you doesn't look right."

"Stop trying to distract me!"

"No, seriously, I see rails!"

"Yeah...Argh!!"

Sonic had missed the second corner and crashed into the barrier.

"Geez, Sonic, are you alright? META KNIGHT SHUT UP!"

"My head..."

Later on in the race, the four currently with a chance of winning (Kirby, Falco, Samus and Meta Knight) kept moving places in the race until Ruler Hand came into view, with the row of towers.

"5, 4, 3, 2..." Ruler Hand shouted out as he prepared to push the plunger, but he didn't need to. Kirby didn't turn in time and had gone straight through the first building. The first fell over, knocking the second over, which in turn hit the third... and you get the picture.

"Well done Kirby! Playing dominoes with unsafe apartment towers is much cooler than blowing them up!" Then he saw another row of towers, with a sign saying "Condemned".

"Thank you, peoples!"

"Oh *$%^!"

The three current racers shot down the track, past the crowds (which included another giant hand, Racer Hand), until Falco got another transmission.

"Do a barrel roll!"

"Meta Knight..., wait, Peppy? What are you..., Oh crap!"

Falco quickly did a barrel roll, just in time because a piece of perfectly fine building came straight at him. It got sent in a different direction.

"I've been hit!"

"Samus!"

Samus' vehicle got hit on the roof by the clump of bricks and hit the ground, made sparks, and came back up again, but further behind.

With the roads mostly clear, Meta Knight activated his boost and shot into the lead, claiming first place.

Later, back at Smash Mansion...

"How're you doing Samus?"

"Fine, thanks, for asking Falco."

"Sonic, are you all right?"

"Yeah, I only bumped my head."

"And it came with a nasty gash." (Now this is going to be realistic because I've had two of those nasty head gashes.)

"How's it look? Cause truthfully, it's in agony."

Meta Knight had a quick glance at Sonic's head and dropped nothing (he would have dropped something if he was holding it.)

"It looks like you've put an egg up there!"

Sonic laughed. New to his face was a red line (Mercifully shallow enough to glue it together. Master Hand had said he couldn't heal it magically because it was from outside of a Brawl.), which was slightly below a new, egg shaped swelling (The swelling will be gone by next chapter.)

"Falco, I seem to recall you saying you'd win."

"Yeah well..."

"Pipe down! The weather's on!"

Master Hand always insisted that the Smashers come to The Room to watch the weather, shown by Weather Hand.

"Tomorrow we are expecting a lot of snow! And I'm a giant hand so I'm right."

"Snow!" shouted Pikachu.

"We haven't had snow in ages!"

"Calm down, Ness!"

"What is it about snow?" Meta Knight thought to himself.

"Yay! Snow day!"

"What's so special about a snow day?"

"We get to miss Brawls!"

That didn't sound too good to Meta Knight. But then he saw a positive. He would get to spend more time with his girlfriend.

But what was it with people and snow? Meta Knight didn't understand that. He only saw it as a day where soft, frozen water fell as precipitation. Boy did this mystery give him a headache. It's a bigger mystery than himself, he thought.

"Meta Knight, are you alright?"

"Just a headache. It's not as bad as Sonic's though." Jigglypuff giggled. "At least Falco's stopped wolf whistling. But he only did it to get us two together, so that plan worked and now we have a happy relationship!" Then he realised one thing about the snow. "It's nearly as beautiful as you."

"Pardon?"

"The snow. It's beautiful, the way it shines in the sunlight. But I think you as even more beautiful."

Jigglypuff blushed. "Thank you Meta Knight." She said and then she removed his mask. He didn't resist, completely forgetting the presence of thirty seven non-microscopic life forms in the room (except the ant nest in the corner), and she kissed him passionately, still oblivious to the thousands of awws from the room (these are literally Crazy Ants, because they've been made by Crazy Hand. The ants can speak English and live with futuristic technology. Don't blame me, blame Crazy Hand!)

Meta Knight put his mask back on when she let go, still oblivious to the fact that there were over ten thousand intelligent life forms watching (the ants' average IQ being over 150, and Crazy Hand isn't intelligent. End of.). He realised the Smasher were there afterwards but still didn't think of them being there during the kiss.

That wasn't it either. There were two more passionate kisses that night, one between Captain Falcon and Zerus and the other between Falco and Samus.

Yay happy ending! I want you! (Sorry, couldn't resist.) I need to know who can be paired with Peach, Zelda and Sheik! And I have another unexpected twist!

Meta Knight: It involves a relationship between two characters that have speaking roles in this chapter! They are... (Becomes silenced)

Go author magic! I've never used it before and it's awesome! I've shut him up from releasing spoilers!

Jigglypuff: Noooo! Not Meta Knight! Why, damn you, why?!

He was going to release spoilers.

Jigglypuff: Oh. Okay.