Dear Frasier...
Chapter Five
FRASIER!!!!!
Do not listen to ANYTHING that Noel tells you. I wanted to write first, but I was too late. Stupid Niles and his rota. Okay, I admit, we slept together (ewwwwwwwwwww) but I was really, really drunk. And really, really upset. And I was crying, a lot. You know how I am when I get sad like that, I'll take comfort with anyone. I'd had a fall-out with my current… well, boyfriend, I guess. But he's much more than just that, really. Anyway, I'd been drinking and crying, and then I saw that it was time for work with the new "Dr. Lou", so I went down there and just sat in my booth, crying miserably. Then Noel came in and asked if he could "help me". Hah, help me, my ass. Anyway, I didn't think at the time, and so I told him about it, and then somehow we ended up making out (ewwwwwwwwwww). Dr. Lou was all ready to do her show, but Noel said something about me not being fit to work. Anyway, then he took me back to his house - if you could even call it that. I think that my brain must have blanked the rest out, because I don't remember much. Except the fact that we, you know (ewwwwwwwwww).
The next day I woke up with the hangover from hell and realised that I was naked in Noel's bed (ewwwwwww). So, I left him sleeping and got dressed and got out of there as fast as possible. But I kind of got held up by Noel's MOTHER in the hallway. She looked at me like I was a ghost and just kept staring and clutching her rosary beads. I just said hey and ran for the door. As soon as I got out I heard her yell, "Noel!"
Anyway, now he keeps talking to me and asking me out as if I'm single or something. Let me tell you, when Bulldog heard about mine and Noel's "special night" (Noel's words, NOT MINE) he went and whacked him one! I have to say, I think it was really hot. He just punched him and then came and took me in his arms. Oh, I haven't quite explained about Bulldog, have I. Well, here goes.
A few months ago Bulldog kind of told me that he loved me. I know what you'll say, it's just a trick to get me in the sack, but we've been going out ever since, and I think I love him too. Seriously, I've never felt this way before. I mean, sure, I think I've loved guys before, but I've never been in love with anyone the way I am now. I know what you'll be thinking, Bulldog is not a man of substance, but he's changed. You remember that time he fell in love years ago, I think it's like that again. But this time it's reciprocal. I'm thinking we may even start living together soon.
You may have heard from other letters that there is a new radio psychologist in town. I'm telling you, she is a complete BITCH!!! She's having an affair with Kenny, who is still married and his wife has no idea. Her advice sucks. She's telling everyone to "date both of them, they'll never find out" and "who cares if you're pregnant with another man? Just tell your husband it's his." Please, COME BACK!!!!!!
Miss you, Roz
A/N: This was SO much fun to write!!! Roz is such a great character. Let me know what you think. Thanks for reading!!!