Nyahahaha!

Crazy Hand: He's gone madder than me!

Master Hand: Crazy and I own most of the stuff. This guy who's gone mad with power owns our cousins, the storyline, and the new pairing!

This chapter's coming up quick! New pairing! More hints: Pink and Yellow! And the female is someone you'd expect to be a male (well there is no specified gender...). This chapter's sponsored by the snow we have now! Also, a new nickname (I think) that I haven't heard before, for Ganondorf.

Snow

Meta Knight got out of bed and looked out of the window. "Damn." He whispered. The brawls would be cancelled.

Weather Hand was right. There was snow outside. A LOT. Then a memory flashed in his mind. Last night's (last chapter's in our case). Only then did he realise the existence of others during that scene. Meta Knight's eyes widened. "Oh crap." If this was a TV show, now would be the time to show the intro.

Jigglypuff woke up. "What's wrong?" she asked before realising what happened herself. "You're right." She'd never swear herself after all. She looked out the window.

"SNOW! I don't have to brawl with Olimar "I'm not good as him, so he's going to be weak) against Bowser and Ganondorf!"

"Wow. Master Hand is cruel. But what about the brawl against me?"

"Oh yeah. Well..."

"It doesn't matter, Master Hand will reschedule it. That should make it better!"

"Good point. To the snow!"

"Yes, good idea!" he said, rather half-heartedly, although you couldn't tell it. He never saw what the fuss about snow was, but he was happy she didn't have to get crushed by to massive baddies.

Outside, later, the six friends were making a snowman. They'd just finished making the giant body when...

Splat! A massive snowball hit Jigglypuff and she was sent flying round a corner. Meta Knight looked to see who did it and saw a large cannon, being manned by villains. Bowser, Wario, Ganondorf (new nickname for him coming up soon!), King Dedede, Wolf and Lucario were there reloading for another launch. However they were stopped.

In the spirit of snowball fights, Samus filled her arm cannon with snow and fired it at their wheeled cannon (why it was wheeled we'll never know, as it was on a sledge), which dropped its ammo. Before Ganondorf (here comes the nickname!) could pick it up, he was hit by a snowball from behind by Link. "No more bullying today, Ganondork!" he shouted. (This is not the insult.) He dropped the snowball he was about to throw at Link as a second snowball hit him.

"Take that, Gaynondork!" (There we go!) It was Toon Link. Before any villain could do anything, they were hit by a flurry of snowballs. Meta Knight was using Galaxia to cut the body into pieces, each piece (conveniently cut into spheres) got sent to the villains as they got cut from the body of snow they came from.

"This is for Jigglypuff!" shouted the Star Warrior.

Link turned to his cartoon counterpart. "How can we both be from the same planet if we're from different timelines?"

"Where did you find that out?"

"Wikipedia."

Toon Link face palmed. "You do know anyone can edit that, providing they have an account?"

"Anyone?" Link rushed to the computer.

Toon Link took his palm of his face and face palmed again. By the time he reached Link, he'd created an account and was already typing something new in.

"...ever since his appearance in 1986, he has remained young and has always been voted as sexiest man ever..."

"Link, you do know people can change that back?"

"%%&*!"

Back outside, Jigglypuff had found her way to Meta Knight but it wasn't only villains trapped under a pile of snow. A yellow figure got in the way as well.

"Pikachu!" Kirby screamed as he went over to the mouse and started inhaling the snow of him. (DAMN! I meant to say her! OMG major unexpectedness!) Kirby smiled as Pikachu got up.

"My apologies." Meta Knight said as Pikachu dusted hims..., er, herself off.

"It's all right. Thanks for the help Kirby!"

"You're welcome." Kirby said as he blushed a little. "Say, would you, er, want to go out with me sometime?"

"Sure!"

Jigglypuff and Meta Knight awwed. Wolf laughed, having not seen the Knight's soft side, having missed it the previous knight, er, night (Falco "accidently" crashed the Sky Claw into the Wolfen, and Wolf had to fix it.)

"Didn't you see my soft side last night? Anyway, Kirby is like a brother to me!"

"No. Some idiot jerk..." Wolf looked at Falco "...crashed their familiar shaped space fighter into mine yesterday, and I was up all night fixing it." As Falco opened his mouth to speak, undoubtedly some comment about being in love with his ship, Wolf continued "It's because it's a fighter, okay! And I'm already in love with someone who's back in the Lylat System!"

"Just tell me what planet!"

"Fichina."

"Who?"

"Not sayin'"

"Fine, be that way."

"I would say if you didn't crash your %&£(ing plane into my spacecraft, $£(&%!"

"No need to swear that much!"

"I can swear as much as I $^$*ing want, $^*(&!"

"Don't get caught by Master Hand."

"That %$%&ing hand is away doin' who knows what ^&$* and his &$%)in' awesome bro' Crazy is in charge, and he's allowin' the $^*%in' cursin'!"

"%&*% yeah! &^$%in' swearin' is ^%*)in' awesome! Go the fact that my %£$*in' bro' ain't 'ere!"

"Crazy?"

Crazy Hand suddenly dropped to the floor and started writhing and thrashing about (again.)

Alright! New pairing and I covered up the worst swearing. Go me! I'm also sane again! Wow! I made three mistakes (on purpose)! Go me! This chapter's also done quickly! Go me! And I tied up Master Hand with my author powers!

Master Hand: Get me out of here!

I will, but...

Master Hand: Go on...

I'll have to make a Master HandxCrazy Hand fic!

Master and Crazy Hand: NOOOOO!

Wow. Original threat.