This chapter is dedicated to acelili, my very dear friend and FFB (fan-fiction buddy). I really hope she gets her laptop back soon so that she can write more. ;-) enjoy!
Dear Frasier
Chapter Seven
Frasier, Darling!
My, my, we have so much to catch up on, don't you think? It was not so long ago when I got a little phone call from your dear brother. Miles, was it? Anyway, he phoned me and told me that you'd been arrested for a few suspicious shenanigans, and, heavens, was I shocked to the core. Yes, indeed I was. I could hardly believe that my favourite client was behind anything like that. I knew that you were innocent straight away, of course. No doubt about it. But it did leave me wondering, how am I going to cope without the best radio psychiatrist?
First things first, I am soon to become a grandmother! Oh, yes, I know, I'm much too young. Still, we can't help these little mishaps, can we. I don't agree with it, of course, my daughter is far too young to be a mother - not to mention unmarried. Last I heard, the father had run off with some girl from Mexico. He wants nothing to do with the child. I suggested killing the damn thing, but she's not having any of it. So, a grandma I be. It's due sometime next year.
On a brighter note, I have new client, and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised! His name is Tom Hanks, maybe you've heard of him? Yes, believe it darling. I was out shopping the other day, when I saw him in the street, clearly crying out for an agent as fabulous as I. It appears that his new movie - Sleepless in Seattle - has inspired him to visit! Anyway, we got to talking and it turned out that he was looking for a new agent - enter Bebe. I told him of other people that I represent - if anyone asks, I work with Michael Caine and Goldie Hawn. He seemed very impressed and soon it was a done deal. I'll tell him that Frasier Crane's a big fan and maybe you'll get an autograph! Well, won't that be a nice post-prison gift! We'll have to see about getting a card, as well. If all goes to plan, he should be starring in around ten of what are apparently going to be some of the most popular films in the coming year. Bebe doesn't do things by halves, darling.
I don't know if I ever told you this, but I was in prison once. It was a dark time. Just because I had cannabis on me they saw me as some kind of drug mule. It could have been planted on me by any one of those Chinese exchange students. It wasn't very fun when they kept taking photos of me getting arrested, either. They let me go soon enough. Anyway, that's all in the past.
What we should really be talking about it your future! If you're interested, I can get you a job on Doctors Gone Bad. It's a new programme, but hopefully I can get them to see you as a real doctor. We should also be able to get you several interviews at different stations. I'll have to try and find another position for Dr. Lou, of course. She is very popular, but I should be able to get you your old job back. I think…
Anyway, I'll be seeing you soon, no doubt. You only have, what, five months left? Don't worry, Bebe will look after once you get back into the real world.
Ciao, Bebe.
A/N - I love Bebe, she's my second favourite not-main-character (Lilith is my favourite) so it was really fun to write as her. I hope you liked it! Review, please!!!