Finding Magic
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Harry Potter.
Summary: Team Gai, while on routine boarder patrol run into a war hardened Harry Potter. In which Lee finds a new sensei, many a tongue lashing, and Gai finds some one who tells him to use his inside voice. N/HP crossover Yaoi
Warnings: Yaoi, if you have a problem leave. I will laugh at any badly written flames and point than out to every one so they can see just how stupid you sound.
Pairings: Gai/Harry. I'm a strong believer that Gai needs more love. Plus I've never seen one like this before. Others to be deiced.
Notes: This takes place about two months before Naruto returns and is AU for book 6 &7 of Harry Potter.
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Chapter Eleven
When Harry woke up the next morning, he was sure of two things. One; drinking with Anko and her friends was an almost guarantee for a hangover the next day; and Two: charming a window to mimic the reality of a real one was a bad combination if you were hung-over. So Harry, with motor skills equal to that of an Inferius, groped at his discarded Auror robe for the hangover cure he knew it held captive in one of it's pockets.
When the potion was finally in is grasp, he gulped it down; barely giving it a glance to make sure he had grabbed the right thing. With the pounding in his head faded to a dull ache, Harry sat up; whispering a quick, "Tempus." Wispy strands of smoke forming in front of him. 11:43a.m. He had the strangest feeling he was forgetting something.
Harry shrugged it off, maybe he would remember after a cup of coffee. So hoping Kakashi had some in the almost bare kitchen he briefly had a glimpse of yesterday, Harry grudgingly got up and stumbled out of his closet.
It didn't take much to figure out Kakashi's coffee machine, they were all somewhat universal, and Harry felt more of his senses clearing as the smell of freshly brewed coffee filled the apartment. It wasn't long before Kakashi came slouching into the kitchen, looking more bed ragged than usual. On his way into the depths of the kitchen he grabbed two mugs, handing one to Harry and joining him in watching the coffee drip from the filter to the pot.
With his first gulp of coffee, Harry felt his thought process kicking in. Knowing that it would be for the best, Harry settled into the mental task of remembering all that had happened last night.
Flashback
"Hey Anko, Kakashi." said a kunoichi with long, wild dark hair. Harry wasn't sure but her eyes looked to be an almost unnatural shade of red, matching the single sleeve of her robe like dress.
"Kurenai, Asuma; what the hell's wrong with him?" Anko asked while dragging Harry into the set next to her. The man, Asuma, who was sitting next to her chuckled.
"Poor bastard." The cigarette held in his mouth moving up and down as he talked, Harry wondered if he had ever lit his beard on fire. Sitting across from Anko was the poor bastard in question, who had a long needle hanging dangerously from his mouth. Unlike every other ninja at the table, he wore his hitai-ate, as Harry had learned they were called, as a bandana tied in the front. It gave him the appearance of little bunny ears, Harry thought it looked cute; but the man rubbing his back, who had a burn scar stretching from jaw to cheek, had a slightly possessive look about him.
Before Anko could ask, again, about the 'poor bastard', said poor bastard tossed back a saucer of what Harry assumed was some type of alcohol, and started yelling.
"DEMONS," he yelled. "Little Hellions, evil little bastards. Never again…" he trailed off, slumping back onto the table. Harry stared at him wide eyed, while everyone else looked on with sympathy, except Anko.
"There, there Genma," The man next to him said while patting his back. With nimble fingers he plucked the needle from his friends mouth, having almost been speared with it during that last outburst. Looking up the man with the burn scar addressed the new comers. "Genma had to fill in for an instructor at the academy today." Anko just snickered at the news, and Kakashi pulled out his book.
"You couldn't pay me to work at the Academy, mission or not." Anko said. "By the way this is my new friend Harry-chan." She added. "Harry-chan this is Raidou, Genma, Asuma, and Kurenai." The was a collective mummer of greetings before Genma, voice slurred from too much alcohol said:
"They wouldn' 'llow you near kids an'way."
End Flashback
Wait a minute, academy. He was suppose to meet with one of their sensei's today, at noon. Harry glanced at the kitchen clock and almost spit out his coffee. 11:57am; SHIT. He was up like a shot, and running back into his closet. Snatching up his Auror robe and casting a freshening charm on himself, Harry was back in the kitchen in no time and towards the door for his boots. Or he would have been except for spotting Kakashi sitting in the kitchen, as calm as you please sipping his coffee and reading his book.
"Hatake-san," Harry said, glancing at the clock. He had two minutes. "I don't know if you remembered of not, but I have a meeting in two minutes." At Kakashi's unconcerned look he added, "Your suppose to escort me there."
"Maa maa Harry-san, there's no need to rush." Kakashi said, finially looking up from his book with one of his eye smiles. Harry came to a realization than and there, Kakashi was going to make him late. Unless of course, he did some thing drastic. Biting his lip in indecision, only to look at the clock and act on impulse; Kakashi really didn't stand a chance.
Now Kakashi, or it looked like Kakashi if he was a dog, was too dumbfounded to move. The world was suddenly bigger, and he had a strange urge to tilt his head to the side as a pare of boots came flying into the kitchen. Looking down he almost fell off the chair when he saw furry gray paws instead of hands. His mind, as sharp as it was, couldn't really process this and the only thing to snap him out of his daze was when the chair fell from under him.
"Sorry about this, you might not care about being on time; but I do." He barely had time to realize he was being held under an arm, when the sensation of being squeezed through a tube commanded all of his senses. When it ended he hardly registered being set onto the floor, before collapsing onto his stomach, whimpering pathetically, and ignoring the talking going on over this head.
"Sorry I'm late, Tsunade-sama," Harry said, giving a small bow. "But Kakashi was being… difficult." Harry, quickly took note of the mocha colored ninja with a scar across the bridge of his nose standing before Tsunade's desk. He looked surprised, unlike the Hokage, who sat calmly leaning back in her chair.
"And where, Potter-san, is Kakashi?" Nervously Harry pointed to the dog at his feet. Two heads turned to Kakashi, and the room was silent from lack of reaction. Harry felt a small thread of panic worming it's way through his stomach. He should have known better than to turn one of her best shinobi into dog, but damn it he didn't want to be late. If he couldn't confirm his theory how the hell was he suppose to teach Lee and make any sense.
"I can turn him back," Harry said. "It's just a matter of reverse transfiguration. It's something second years learn to do, as it's easier than the actual transfiguration itself." Harry knew he was babbling, it was a nervous habit he never dropped. "It has something to with cells knowing they're not how they should be. And he'll be perfectly fine, maybe a little d-"
The loud, belly busting, laugh filling the office made Harry stop talking and Kakashi to whimper. Inu-Kakashi lifted his head from the floor, looking for sympathy, finding none from the man standing next to him gaping the source of the ear-splitting cackles behind the desk. He crawled on his belly to the only person in the room still looking at him.
Draping himself over the man's feet, he looked up into the scared face, and gave the most pathetic look he could muster. Caving into the look, and still filled with disbelief, Iruka reached down and scratched Kakashi behind the ear. 'You have to admit,' a small voice in the back of his head said. 'Kakashi makes one cute dog.' What with the soft, coarse looking gray fur, little triangle ears that went right with the tuff of fur that mimicked his human counterpart perfectly, and lazy gray eye that just begged for his attention.
While all of that went through Iruka's head Harry still stared at Tsunade, who hadn't stopped laughing. "Ha ha ha, you-you turned him into a-a dog! Ha-ha-a!" By now she was banging her fist on her desk, almost doubled over from laughing to hard.
"I can turn him back…" Harry trailed off, wand in hand. Tsunade released a few or chuckles before straightening, tears of mirth in her eyes.
"No, don't. Maybe this will teach the brat to be on time." Looking at were Kakashi was now she raised an eyebrow. Iruka, the by the book Chuunin, was crouching on the floor; giving Kakashi a belly rub. "I am so using this as blackmail." She murmured under her breath, the great Sharingan Kakashi, getting a belly rug after being turned into a dog.
Clearing her throat Tsunade decided to get introductions out of the way. "Iruka-sensei, this is Potter Harry," Iruka looked up, and realizing what he was doing hurriedly stood to attention. "Potter-san, this is Umino Iruka, the instructor who is going to discuss chakra with you." The amusement was clear in her voice; and the mirth in her eyes only increased as Inu-Kakashi, not wanting to be ignored, started nosing at Iruka's hand.
"Hokage-sama," voice tinged with embarrassment, "is conference room three open? I think it would- Kakashi-sensei; down boy!!" Iruka yelled, then blushed realizing just what he had said. Inu-Kakashi, who refused to be ignored, had jumped onto Iruka almost making him fall to the floor. The muffled snickers from the others in the room didn't help with his embarrassment.
Inu-Kakashi pouted, as much as a dog could anyway. All he wanted was for Iruka to rub his belly again, Maybe he could scratch his ears again too, that felt really good on his fur. Wait a minute; fur… ears…BELLY. Inu-Kakashi looked down at his paws, then turned his head, and that would be his furry ass; tail included.
"Holy Crap, I'm a Dog!!" he yelled, or tried to. All that came out was a series of barks. Kakashi paused, then let the panic settle; he was a dog he could deal with that. He sat down, head down. 'I want my Icha Icha.'
"Um, Potter-san, is something wrong with him" Crap, that was Iruka's voice. His eye widened, Iruka was the one who had given him a belly rub.
"I think he just realized he was a dog." Kakashi's mood shifted from deep embarrassment to rage. That was the bastard who had turned him into a dog! He was so going to get it. He didn't care if his orders were to just watch the man. When he was done with him-
"Hatake!!" Tsunade's sharp voice cut through his inner rant, the glare she was sending was enough incentive for him to drop any plans he had for aggressive revenge. "Now Potter-san why would he just now be realizing he was a dog?"
"Well Tsunade-sama, it's most likely because I apparated over here. First time apparition can be a little confusing, most likely because it feels like your being squeezed through tiny tube." Kakashi shuddered, he never wanted to do that again.
Speaking of things he didn't want, Kakashi abruptly stood and walked over to Harry and sat in front of him. His one lazy eye boring into Harry, willing him to change him back. He watched as Harry twitched and was sure he had him when Tsunade's voice came crashing over him. He kissed his human ass good bye.
"Kakashi-sensei, I think Potter-san should be starting his meeting with Iruka-sensei, I'm sure he'll have time to change you back after." Tsunade's smirk was two step's from down right evil. Harry almost commented on how it would only take a minute but the look Tsunade shot him kept him quiet. "Conference room three should be open."
At her dismissal, Iruka murmured a quick, "This way, Potter-san." as he walked out the door. Harry followed, a reluctant Inu-Kakashi dragging his paws behind him.
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A/N: I would like to thank Lady Avarice, for planting the seed for a doggie Kakashi. Also a Thank you for every one who has reviewed, the bar scene might never be written out in full. I just kind of have a hard time picturing it in Harry's P.O.V, I think I just gave myself an idea.
Important Notice!!
: Updates for the next few weeks might no happen as I might not be any were near a computer with Internet, as my sister could be popping her baby out any day now. This is going to be an important time for every one in the family I don't want any bitching about update's. I'll try my best to have another chapter before I have to leave but no promises. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Happy Reading.