I hope you all know that I plan on doing these like 'episodes'. Some have different parts, others are pure random fun fanfiction, and near the end some serious stuff will happen.
The rest of the week was pretty normal... Or at least that's what Haruhi said.
I no longer had homesickness and had made the whole host club my new family, since Mr. And Mrs. Hitachiin weren't around a whole lot of the time. Tamaki was Daddy and Kyoya was Mama. It bothered me in an uncomfortable way that they were 'married' in some weird way. Haruhi was the daughter/ youngest son, and the twins were of course the sons. Hani senpai and Mori senpai were neighbors, and in Tamaki's head, they were also married. I ended up becoming the official oldest daughter because I was born before Haruhi.
I swear, someone must have dropped him on his head when he was little to come up with such sick stuff... But I guess I didn't mind it because I finally felt comfortable talking in Japanese to everyone.
Renge and I are now the managers of the host club, because I wanted to join but not as one of the guests or be in the same situation as Haruhi. I began my job as a manager of a host club by greeting people at the entrance and pointing the multiple girls (both beautiful and fugly) to the host that they had requested.
On Friday, the last day of the school week, while going back home to the mansion I asked Kaoru and Hikaru, "How can you stand entertaining the ugly girls?" This received two mirrored, shocked looks from my new brothers, "Don't you ever feel sick when they aren't particularly good looking?"
Kaoru and Hikaru gave each other amused faces and then turned to me with wide eyes like a little child explaining something extremely innocent and said, "It's our job to get the girls to come back,"
"Even if they aren't our taste," Hikaru began their usual montage of sharing a speech.
"We still need to put on a show," Kaoru explained, penetrating my eyes to make sure I understand.
"So that the host club gets more business?" I questioned. Somehow, I had begun to also tie myself into their little skit, as if I was their triplet. Though most of the time was more of a question rather than my way of ending their sentence.
"Exactly." The gorgeous twins stated.
I got into my thinking position and thought about it all.
After much thinking I realized that we had arrived at the mansion and snapped out of my wonders. I waited for the limo to come to a stop, but couldn't help but see Hikaru and Kaoru looking at me with a look that I had only seen a few times, only geared toward Haruhi or Tamaki.
Whenever that look comes to either of the faces of these twins, it means that something scary, bad, or troublesome would be happening soon.
"Whatever you are plotting," I said, trying to sound stern but failing to the fear in my voice, "It better not be for me."
"Oh, don't worry, Lily." Hikaru sneered.
"Just a little inside joke between Hikaru and I." Kaoru snickered.
Knowing something was up, I tried hard to keep myself aware as to what is going on around me. If I had the ability to sleep with one of my eyes open while I slept I would have used it on this night. I had a hard time falling to sleep with all of my 'what ifs' that might happen to me.
Somehow I managed to sleep. Somehow, I managed to sleep really well.
When I woke up, I was dressed into one of Mrs. Hitachiin's most famous kimono designs, wearing beautiful green shoes, and Hikaru and Kaoru were applying make up to my face.
When the twins saw that I was awake they jumped back and cried in unison, "OUR TOY HAS AWAKENED!!!"
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING 'TOY'?!?" I nearly screamed. If I had known how to walk in such a marvelous piece of work I would have turned the tables on those menaces in an instant, but instead I nearly stumbled out of the chair that they had placed me in and continued to yell at them.
"WHO PUT ME IN THIS?!? IF IT WAS YOU TWO I THINK I MAY JUST MURDER YOU!?!"
"Wait! Calm down! Our maids put you in the kimono, not us!" Hikaru and Kaoru said almost too fast for me to understand.
"Yesterday, Hikaru was saying how much you look like a china doll." Kaoru began the explanation.
"And we had the idea of dressing you up into a kimono that looks like a geisha's from Gion." Hikaru helped.
"And then we were going to make you wear a wig like a geisha's hair and have you walk around with us." The twins were still cowering at my scary outburst.
But their explanation was rather charming. I completely forgot about it after saying, "Never do anything like this again without my consent. Understand?"
They finally finished with the make up and placed the wig on my head. After a few moments to myself for looking so elegant, I soon heard commotion coming from outside of the room. I looked towards the door.
"YOU DEMONS!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTERS!?!?!?"
Tamaki's crazy voice lured me out of the room and I saw the Hitachiin twins on the floor, crying from laughter at 'The Lords' reaction.
"Eh? Is Haruhi here?" I asked innocently in unison with the question, "Eh? Is Lily here?"
I looked to my left to see Haruhi in similar regalia.
No one had noticed our questions and were continuing the fighting and laughing.
The more I looked at Haruhi, the more I couldn't keep my silence, "KAWAII!!!! Haruhi! You look so cute!!!!!!!!!" Now I understand why the twins call us their 'toys'. We look like doll's, ready to be dressed up into anything.
Then there was total silence.
"You look nice too, Lily." Haruhi said, in her casual voice before Tamaki glomped her and continued to spin her around in a tight hug.
"So how did you come to be here?" I asked Haruhi.
"The usual way they capture me." She stated with forced breath while trying to release herself from the death grip of Tamaki's hug.
"They took me while I was sleeping." I said, glaring at the devilish twins.
"What do you think you will accomplish with this?!?" Tamaki said, pointing towards the direction of Haruhi and I.
"The joy of seeing two lovely ladies dressed up so prettily." Hikaru and Kaoru replied with straight faces.
"After all, Lily did mention that we do have to see a lot of eye sores when we working during club time." Hikaru glanced at me evily. I froze up.
"So Hikaru and I decided to take our toys, who are quite cute, and dress them up to look like geisha." Kaoru mimicked Hikaru's previous action.
"The hostesses before World War II!!" they cried making an epic pose of pointing to the ceiling.
Great... All my fault.
I am so sorry for having even brought up the subject that began this whole business of being dressed up like a doll.
Kaoru
The plan was originally going to be just Haruhi. But for some reason, I wanted to see Lily dressed up too. After all, she started the whole thought process of guys like us preferring to see beautiful girls.
Hikaru and I were going to wait for Lily to wake up and then we would capture her, just like we had captured Haruhi earlier that morning. Strangely, she didn't wake up, let alone even mumble in her sleep when we began carrying her to the limo when we had grown impatient.
Lily certainly has begun improving in starting up conversations with lots of people. I wonder if she was like that, back in America? I should ask her sometime.
Lily and Haruhi really did look pretty dressed up in clothing styled after the geisha in Kyoto.
Hikaru
I wonder why Kaoru said we should also have Lily get dressed up. Probably because she too is a girl like Haruhi, and since we don't know or care where Renge lives because she is an otaku, he wanted to see someone else dressed up for once.
Lily is getting better at not making mistakes in her grammar and pronouncing words. She's beginning to understand classes better it seems too with the way she no longer has homework after school.
I never knew someone that could sleep in so late. And to sleep so heavily as well!
But everything was worth it to see the Lord find that his 'daughters' were dressed up like toys!
I'm reading 'Memoirs of a Geisha' right now, so that kind of helped with spurring the idea of this. I wanted to have a chance for Lily to be dressed up like a little play doll by the twins. I just couldn't place my hand on what I wanted to do until recently. I hope you enjoy!