Chapter 17

The class seemed unnerved and curious at the gorgeous teachers' words. Do, not listen? What the hell is that all about? How can you 'Do' PSE? The question was whispered everywhere, with scared and curious looks in Aoe-sensei's direction. The sensei just looked back smiling waiting for silence. When it was finally achieved he began to explain. "As many of you may or may not know theory in the class room and putting theory into practice in the real world are two very different things." He paused for his words to sink in. "Today instead of teaching you the theory of a relationship between two people I thought I'd see how much you already know and apply it to practice and fill in a few gaps as I go along. How does that sound?" There was silence. They were all shocked, am I hearing this right?

"Does that mean that in this class room, in front of everyone here, we're going to…to…gulp?" Ryoma asked voicing the concerns of the class and blushing furiously.

"Don't worry you're not gonna be having sex," relief spread throughout the room, "no I'm not gonna have people lose their virginity in front of their class mates, for those that still have their virginity that is." He paused for effect, as many people looked around as if trying to spot those who had lost their virginity. Probably hoping to notice them at a glance as you would someone who had lost their keys, frantically searching their pockets and bags for the missing object. "Today the furthest I will teach you practically is to third base. I hope everyone is familiar with the base analogy to describe progress in a relationship," fearful nods all around, "good! I'm afraid I'm gonna leave the sex to theory, but I will happily answer any questions or queries you may have on the subject. Now let's begin." He moved to sit on the front of his desk. "Let's imagine the person sat next to you is already you're boyfriend or girlfriend. I'm not gonna teach you how to get yourself a girlfriend or boyfriend, as it is something you must learn and the method is unique to each. You have been dating for a few days and have been out on two dates. You have not yet kissed you counter-part. Ok, everyone face your partner." There was a vast movement and scraping of chairs as the class moved to do as it was told. "Very good, now the conversation has just hit a critical point it is now or never. Your job is now to kiss your other half while keeping the mood, meaning keep it slow and romantic."

"But sir, there's only tension in the room how are we supposed to be romantic when we're all so nervous?" Fuji piped up, opposite a blushing black haired first year girl who didn't quite know what to do with herself.

"That's a very good point Fuji," Fuji looked at him with amusement gleaming in the slither of cerulean visible, "I read all your files before I arrived, that's how I know all your names." Answering the unasked question. Fuji nodded, closing his eyes fully, accepting and acknowledging the answer. "To solve the tension I want you to hold hands. Guys hold your hands out and girls place your hands over the top. Guys it's up to you if curl your fingers around your partners hands and actually hold them." Throughout the room the boys were nervously hold their hands up for the girls to accept, as girl nervously placed their hands on top. Kaidoh sat and watched Fuji, without hesitation, hold out his hands, smiling, for the shaking black haired first year to place her quivering hands on top of and heard her squeak as he proceeded to grasp her hand, still smiling, with what Kaidoh recognized as his mischievous smile. He was enjoying this, then again he always enjoyed others fear and surprise. The Snake smiled and turned back to his partner, who had evidently also been watching Fuji and the first year and, like Kaidoh, was also smiling. They smiled at each other, sharing the joke, and Kaidoh shook his head that guy hehe. He looked up to find Inui smiling softly at him and offering his hands, to which Kaidoh replied, with a gentle smile of his own, as he gently, slowly and seductively slide his fingers then palms over his boyfriends large hands. All the while keeping eye contact, watching the other boys' reactions; surprise, curiosity, love, lust then desire. They were so engrossed in each that they hardly heard the sensei's words. "I'm only asking for a light kiss, but if you feel the need to do more and your partner does not object then feel free to go with it." The teacher only registered in the back of their minds, as Inui continued by slowly curling his fingers around his boyfriends' hands and gently caressing them with his thumbs.

Many of the couples were really struggling with the task at hand, specifically Eiji, who was very busy keeping an eye on his boyfriend. Oishi's partner had chosen him and he had no choice, he didn't want to be rude and reject the girl. She was Seiko the schools most popular, beautiful and polite slut. These facts were the reason why Eiji wasn't paying any attention what so ever to the cute, blonde, French exchange student. She was sitting there looking very rejected, but Eiji couldn't care less. He was too busy watching as Oishi, blushing furiously, held out his hands and she the boyfriend stealing tramp slide her hands over his giggling, acting all coy with MY OISHI! It was then that the girl tried to lean forward and kiss the Moon Volley expert, Eiji looked on in horror as she got closer and closer. But at the last second Oishi pushed her back into her seat by her shoulders, relief and adoration spread throughout Eiji. Oishi turned to look at his acrobatic boyfriend, 'I'm sorry I let her get that close to me. I love you.' He mouthed and Eiji smiled, 'I'll disinfect you later. I love you too.' He mouthed in reply which caused Oishi to chuckle. This was happening all over the room all those with secure boyfriends were watching their other halves every move, but many of them were doing as they told and were lightly, briefly kissing their other halves. They wanted to get it over and done with as soon as possible so that they could really, properly kiss their boyfriends. The only ones left, who hadn't already kissed their partner or flatly refused to do so, were Inui and Kaidoh. Everyone around them were talking, waiting and wondering why the teacher was still waiting, some, however, had noticed the forgotten couple.

Kaidoh and Inui were oblivious to the world beyond themselves; they just kept looking, longingly, into each others eyes and caressing each others hands. Slowly they were moving closer and closer together. Aoe-sensei was watching this amazed, he had suspected something was going on between the two lads when he had seen the taller one holding the other against the wall by the pelvis, but for them to actually be involved. He had never seen two men together and it fascinated him more than he cared to admit. The two boys stopped with their foreheads pressed together, both breathing calmly, as if they were more comfortable then a bug in a rug. Many of the students were now watching the teacher, he seemed flustered for some reason and dare they say it…may be even a little aroused. Some had followed his line of sight and were also watching the two teens with mixed emotions. Kaidoh moved closer, hating how far he was feeling from the one he loved, despite their proximity. Inui's hands slowly slide from under his lovers hands and were working their way up his arms, stopping at his elbows to move straight forward onto his boyfriends' waist. Then they were kissing, innocently at first. Then they separated for a brief seconds to breath and all restraint was lost, they kissed again, this time with passion. The whole room went quiet. Some of those on the other side of the room didn't know why, they hadn't seen anything. "What's going on? Why has everyone gone quiet?" Momo's mousey haired partner had asked. Then she saw as Inui pulled Kaidoh onto his lap, raising Kaidoh's height slightly enabling all to see what was going on.

Everyone was silent, watching the two teens passionately kissing. Then things started to really get out of hand. Inui suddenly left the kiss and started to attack his lovers neck, causing the boy to moan and call his lovers name. Then in retaliation Kaidoh's hands started to head for his boyfriends groin, causing the Data player to growl into the Snakes neck. It was then that the class came to its senses and realised just what they were about to see. First Aoe-sensei tried to separate the boys, "Ok, you two can stop now, we'll be going on to third base later. ER… HELLO!" He started to walk up to them, intending to separate them with force, but when he reached out a hand Inui bite down on one of Kaidoh's sensitive spots on his neck and the Snake literally screamed with pleasure. The sensei stopped short, it was then that Fuji moved, pulling Tezuka with him. Fuji pulled Kaidoh off of Inui's lap with surprising ease and pushed him back into his chair, while Tezuka held Inui to his chair.

"Hey, Fuji what are you doing!" Kaidoh shouted, hissing angrily at the fact that he had been separated from his lover with force; he had forgotten where he was.

"Stopping you two from turning us all into voyeurists!" Fuji replied struggling to keep Kaidoh in his seat.

"Huh?"

"He means he's stopping us from doing something more embarrassing in front of the entire class." Inui piped up, his voice calmed his lover slightly.

"Huh? What class?" then he looked around and turned bright red, so red the hickey his boyfriend had just made was no long visible, camouflaged by the furious blush which had spread over his entire face and neck. "Pshhhhh."

"Ok, I think we've got the hang of that. Alright now, girls get ready we're about to kick things into over drive and get you all a home run." He turned to the black board to write, not noticing the look of horror on the girls faces. 'I thought he said no one was gonna be having sex!' They whispered. 'He did but after what just happened you never know!' When the sensei did turn around he found the room void of girls.

"Was it something I said?"