Allen had a huge problem. He had been eating yogurt for a snack and now he had gotten a bit stuck just out of the reach of his tongue. The young exorsist had been trying for five minutes to get the vanilla-flavored yogurt off of his cheek.
"Oh for fucks' sakes," Kanda said as he leaned forward, over the table, and licked the yogurt off of Allen's face.
"K-K-Kanda!! Why did you do that?? I thought we were keeping out relationship secret."
"We've known for months," The whole cafeteria chorused at once.
"Oh."