Disclaimer: I love this part where I say they aren't mine, and then I do whatever I want to them.

A/N: I am so excited to be posting this chapter. I've been tweaking it all week. *Happy grins*

13. Leah

Leah hated asking the douchebag for anything. She really hated it. But the clueless human in front of her – so good looking it should be illegal – wasn't getting her drift that she wanted him to follow her. He just stared at her with a quizzical look on his face as she sat in front on him, nodding her head towards the tree-line.

What is it Lassie? Human gonna get a few teeth marks in his ass? Embry teased her from his location near the other brother. She and Embry had landed the detail of being their guard. Leah rolled her eyes and ignored him. Dean looked at her questioningly, as if asking if he really saw a giant wolf rolling its eyes.

Little help here pale and creepy? She directed at Edward who was several feet away and the stink rolling off of him was enough to make her want to gag.

"Perhaps if you asked nicely," was his terse reply.

Okay, ask him to follow me, or I will nicely rip your fucking face off.

The hunter was looking from the vamp to her, obviously still at a bit of a loss at the whole situation. She didn't blame him. It had been a night of unimaginable revelations for her as well. It never crossed her mind that she wasn't a werewolf. Really… You explode into a giant wolf and you're not a werewolf? That there are so many things that they could have been, that they had to narrow it down to a couple of different supernatural species, and the hunter and his brother finally came up with – of all things – a fictional creature from the Potter-verse.

Animagus. Honestly!

"Always so charming." Edward sneered. Leah smiled to herself. She loved getting under the bloodsucker's skin.

"What's he saying to you?" Dean asked the leech.

"She wants you to follow her."

"She?"

"Yes. Leah wants to talk to you for herself, but won't phase to her human form around us. I really don't understand why not. She stinks so bad, none of us could possibly imagine trying to bite her." Edward said condescendingly as he tucked a strand of Bella's hair behind her ear. He hadn't let her move more than a foot away from him since the good looking one had taken his knife away from his throat. That image would be one she would treasure for years to come.

Would you be so lovey-dovey with her if Jake had fucked her while you were away, Bitch? Leah threw at him. Edward winced at the image that must have cropped up in his freak-mind at that little nugget of information.

"Leah, you continually remind me of how much I miss the days when young ladies spoke like young ladies and not sailors." Edward growled.

You can't read that brainless bimbo's mind you Fucktard. I'll bet you she's thought about screwing Jake. Leah taunted him. Can you blame her? You were gone for months and Jake was there for her. She was always with him… You don't know what they might have done. I know he climbed through her bedroom window once. Think that was for a social visit? A middle of the night social visit?

The leech's face froze with anger. Bella tensed as Edward rounded on Leah.

"What'd she say?" Dean demanded.

Leah! Sam's voice hit her in her mind like a damned sledgehammer. Stop provoking the mind-reader.

"Yes." Edward hissed, anger and venom rolling off him. "Do what you're told you little castaway."

Leah's mind went red with anger. I am going to rip your balls off you sonofabitch.

"Poor Leah. You weren't enough to hold onto him and you know it." Edward whispered with malice. "You're broken."

"Edward. Stop." Bella was pulling at his shirt, trying to get him to walk away because Leah's teeth were bared and she was crouching like she was ready to spring.

I'll show you broken you bloodsucking fuck. Leah conjured up the image of Sam finding Bella in the woods the night Edward left her. Edward recoiled at the image and Leah snarled before launching herself at the leech. She was broadsided by a giant brown wolf.

Sam. Goddamn Sam.

Edward hissed and Sam turned on him, snarling too. Stop it. We're here to help you and you are so oblivious that you don't realize how much we're sacrificing to be here.

Get out of my way Sam! Leah snapped at him.

Leah! Sam turned and snarled at her. Stop this right now!

Anger rippled through her body. This isn't over asshole. Leah cursed at Edward before showing him her tail and walking away. The human was standing there with his mouth open and his knife drawn, not sure of what he was supposed to do. But he obviously sided with the wolves over the vampires, if the looks he was shooting the leech were any indication.

Leah walked right up to the man, nudged his side with her shoulder and walked to the trees without looking back. She could hear him pause a moment, heard the knife slide back into its sheath, and heard him start to walk after her.

When the human had called his friend on his cell earlier, and told him that if they didn't make it out alive, that the friend was supposed to bring all their hunting buddies to kill them… To say that didn't sit well with anyone was an understatement. There had been a lot of yelling and growling going around between the humans, the leeches and the wolf pack before Carlisle called a truce on the matter and Sam reluctantly followed suit. The pack mind is a difficult place to be, and when everyone gets riled up, they feed off each others emotions. It can get so bad that it's hard to tell if you're really angry, or if you're feeling someone else's anger. Leah had been angry. There was absolutely no doubt that she wanted nothing more than to shove that cell phone up the idiot's ass and pray that it was on vibrate. He had threatened them all, and she was pissed. The pack mind had been such a tornado of anger and rage, that it was hard to distinguish one wolf's thoughts from another. It had taken a moment for her to hear her brother's concern for their mom's safety. A lot of the heat went out of her anger then. Not because she no longer felt threatened… no. But because she understood. This one was looking out for his brother, and wanted his brother to get out alive at all costs. Jake had been mulling the hunter's words over when he phased back after decking the guy, and Leah had gotten a good reading on Jake's mood – which was livid. But she understood the desperate drive to protect your family. He had flat out told Jake that it didn't matter what happened to him so long as his brother got out. And Leah understood that completely. She had even swallowed her pride the other day and begged Sam not to allow Seth to join the upcoming fight. Sam had balked. He wanted Seth to learn and you had to learn by experience – said the kid was too soft hearted and needed to fight. And all Leah could think of while she pleaded with her ex was that losing Seth was too much for their mom to take. That Sue Clearwater had made her promise to watch out for her little brother.

So yeah, she understood where the guy was coming from. She didn't like it, but she understood.

She reached the tree line and paused to allow the human to catch up. He began to walk into the forest by her side. She had to give him credit. He had guts. She was close enough to hear his heart beating and it was smooth and steady. He wasn't afraid of her in the least. It would be easy to leap at him and tear him in two – there was no way he could defend himself with her so close. All she'd have to do would be to snap her jaws around his leg and sever that major artery in his thigh. So easy. But she didn't want to. Not because of the fight his death would start, but because she kind of admired him. He and his brother were as human as you got, and they fought like heroes. Being tough went a long way with her, which is why she had no patience for that idiot Bella. Not to mention that the hunters were just so damn pretty. She couldn't remember ever attributing the term 'pretty' to a man, but that was the word for them, and she knew by the way he swaggered when he walked, this was a man used to turning girl's heads when he walked into a room.

"It's Leah, right?" Dean asked her. She nodded without looking at him. "Tell me something Leah. Is that Edward guy always such a dick? I mean, I've been tailing him for like two days now and I gotta tell ya… Douchebag."

Leah couldn't pretend to be stoic after what he said. She rubbed her muzzle against her forepaw and snickered. When she looked up, he was grinning down at her.

Oh, you have got a nice smile.

Leah? Embry called. Leah what are you doing?

Screw off for a while Call, I just want to talk to my charge for a minute.

Charge? You sound like Daddy Warbucks.

If you tell me you've ever seen the movie 'Annie' I will tease your ass forever.

Why are you two in the woods?

I'm gonna have sex with him. She rolled her eyes, I'll be back in five minutes. She felt Sam jerk to attention.

Leah! Embry admonished her.

Relax. I just want to talk to him for a few. Pull your panties outta your ass.

You're gonna phase out? Here? With all the leeches around?

Send out a howl if any bloodsuckers leave the clearing and I'll phase right back.

Okay. Just be careful.

He's human. What's he gonna do to me?

He kicked Paul's ass.

Hey! Paul was still ticked about getting launched into the rocks. It was the reason why Sam told him 'no' when he offered to babysit the big one.

That wasn't mine, that was yours. Besides, he kicked Eddie's ass and I want to congratulate him.

You yell if you need help. Don't try to show off how tough you are. You just fucking yell.

Okay mom. She rolled her eyes in exasperation. Having a bunch of idiots thinking they had to protect you just made her want to kick their asses even more. She did not need a man to take care of her. She wasn't helpless like Bella Swan.

She stopped on the trail near a large rock and the human stopped next to her. She nudged him with her shoulder towards the direction of the rock.

"Do you want me to wait here?" He pointed at the boulder.

She nodded and trotted into the trees to phase when he leaned casually against the rock. Once she'd gone far enough that the tree cover and the darkness would shield her, she let the heat take over her and morphed back into her human self. She could feel her bones re-aligning, her organs shifting, and the cool night air kissing her fevered, naked skin. She knelt to un-wrap the bundle of clothes bungie-corded to her ankle. Pulling the grey shorts and red t-shirt on, she stood and walked back out to the trail and her human.

She was absently running her hands through her short, untidy hair – pulling twigs and leaf scraps out – that she didn't immediately see his first reaction to seeing her. When she did look up, it was to see him standing dumbly next to the rock, mouth agape, and staring. She felt herself flush at his unabashed ogling – she wasn't used to that. All the boys she knew wouldn't dare to look at her that way… not without getting a slug to the jaw for their trouble. So it was a bit of a trip that this ridiculously handsome human was staring at her like that. His eyes just ate her up, head to toe and back again – and she liked it.

When she noticed his green gaze lingering on her chest she realized that she didn't carry a bra around with her, and he had noticed. Aww crap. She cursed as she could smell the want rolling off of both of them. The air was close and unmoving here in the trees. He surrounded her. Leather and gun oil and toothpaste and soap. And she couldn't allow him to think he got to her that. She had her pride, and she wasn't going to let this guy work her like he undoubtedly did any other air-head chick he flashed that totally panty-melting smile at.

"Hey!" She snapped, clicking her fingers in front of her chest to get his attention. She then pointed her fingers at her face, making sure she was giving him an appropriate scowl.

"Sorry… Just… Huh." He stammered out.

"Just what?" She snipped as she walked closer to him. God she could smell the lust rolling off him and it settled itself south of her stomach.

"Just… I was expecting a girl. I wasn't expecting someone so smokin." He grinned at her and it hit her hard.

Oh sweet Jesus, I'm in trouble.

"What happened to that scent-thingy you were wearing?" She asked bluntly. All she wanted was to breathe him in, but she knew that would be a mistake. He just smelled so appealing – so manlike. It was like nothing she'd ever experienced before. She could almost feel herself salivating at the idea of pinning him against the rocks.

"What? This?" He pulled a chord out of his pocket and dangled it in front of her.

She nodded. She could feel this thing – this fire – bubbling up in her from her core, and all she could think was 'I'm a bitch in heat'. The irony of that statement didn't escape her.

"I took it off a minute ago. I didn't think I had to hide anymore." He shrugged.

"Please put it back on." She said, not daring to come any closer to the human for fear of jumping him. She tried not to think about how long it had been since the last time she'd had sex and she swallowed hard.

He looked at her questioningly. "I thought you wolves didn't eat people."

"We don't. We eat human food." She replied. She didn't want to tell him what kind of effect he was having on her – and it wasn't food related. "I don't want you tempting the bloodsuckers," she lied. "That Jasper has a control issue." That wasn't completely a lie.

"Yeah," he drawled as he pulled the amulet back on. "Dude has a total quiet rage thing going on." He tucked the trinket under his shirt so it pressed against his skin, immediately cutting off the mind-numbing effects of his scent induced sex-appeal. Now, she only had to avoid looking directly at the sun to avoid getting blinded.

A slight breeze brushed past them and Leah took a deep breath to clear her head. It was better than before, she only had a residual amount of his scent clinging to the walls of her nose, and those were most likely in her mind. She walked forward to sit on the rock, and the human sat next to her, watching her face with shrewd scrutiny.

"Can I ask you something?" He asked her.

"Go ahead."

"The wolf watching my brother… Can I count on him?"

"Embry? Sure. Good fighter, level headed. It's why he was given the job."

He bit his lower lip and nodded. "So why did you want to talk to me?" He asked softly.

Now that he asked the question, she wasn't entirely sure of the answer. Why did she want to talk to him? Oh yeah…. But that didn't apply now, now she wanted to understand him, not just his motives for protecting his brother.

"Why are you here?" She asked. "Why are you doing this?"

"This is our job." He shrugged. "We've been hunting evil all our lives. And when we heard about the killings in Seattle, my brother and I knew something was up. So we did some digging and wound up here. The Cullens gave off a red-flag creep factor, we dug some more, and here we are."

"You say this is your job?" She asked incredulously. He nodded. She couldn't imagine choosing this sort of lifestyle. Hell, she wished she was still in the dark about the supernatural, instead of being a mutant she-wolf. "How did you end up in this sort of thing?" She wanted to know more about what made this man tick.

He seemed to draw away from her a bit, twisting a silver ring around his finger. She didn't think he was going to answer, that she'd asked the wrong question, when he said softly. "My mom was killed when I was little. Sammy was just a baby." He swallowed hard. "It was a demon that did it. My dad vowed to kill it. He spent the rest of his life searching for the damn thing, and it took him from us too."

Her mind reeled. Demons are real too? Fuck.

"I'm sorry." Leah whispered. The pain pouring out of his clipped words cut into her soul. She knew all too well the pain that went along with losing a parent. And although it wasn't a demon that murdered her father, Leah knew to her very being, that her father's heart attack had been because of her and her brother. The stress of his children morphing into giant wolves was too much for his poor heart. "Is your demon still out there?" She asked quietly.

"No." His voice went hard and the finality of it sent a chill down her spine. "No, I killed him about a year ago. He won't be ruining anymore family's lives."

Leah folded her hands in her lap and nodded. And she thought she'd had it rough.

"Can I ask you something else?" He was still twisting the ring around his finger.

"What?"

"Why did the mind-reader call you a castaway?" He still didn't look at her and she found that she didn't want him to. She didn't want him to see the pain that crept into her eyes at the term.

"Because he's a dick." She growled. "And… because I am," her voice trailed off into a whisper.

"Why?"

Leah took a long deep breath. This guy just told her about his family's demonic murders, and she was going to balk about telling him about being dumped? "Sam… our Alpha… we used to be together before this whole wolf mess started."

"You mean you haven't been phasing your whole lives?"

"No. It only started several months ago. Sam was the first. The first time he phased, he didn't know what was going on, he went wild and couldn't change back. He ran around in the mountains for days. We launched a big search party for him, me and his mom. We combed those woods for days, but we never found him. On the fourth day, he managed to phase back. He went to my house, but the only one there was my cousin Emily. She was there to man the phones while the rest of us were out searching. And Sam imprinted on her." She finished bitterly.

"Imprinted?" His eyebrow cocked up at the unfamiliar term.

"It's a wolf thing. He recognized her as his soul-mate, and he never looked at me the same again. Broke up with me that day."

"What an idiot."

Leah snorted a sad little laugh. She'd called him much, much worse.

"What was it like the first time you phased?"

"Scary. The worlds worst acid trip. I thought I was losing my mind. All these voices were suddenly in my head." She twisted her fingers around themselves as she remembered it. She'd never voiced her thoughts about the whole thing before, she wasn't like that – she didn't do the EMO thing. But this man next to her was looking at her with an expression that was so far from pity, that she couldn't stop herself. It was like he wanted to understand too and she suddenly wanted him to understand her.

"I'm the only female wolf in our tribe's history. So several weeks after Sam left me, no one thought to tell me that what I was feeling was the beginnings of my transformation. I was pretty down about the whole Sam thing, I mean, he left me for my cousin – she was the sister I never had, and it was tough. At first I thought I was getting sick. Nausea, fever, nightmares. Then I thought I must be pregnant. I won't go into specifics, but being pregnant seemed the plausible problem." Leah didn't mention missed periods, driving to Port Angeles to buy a pregnancy test, and instead of seeing a negative or positive symbol on the indicator, it was blank. So she went back to Port Angeles to buy two more, thinking the first one was defective. But they did the same thing and she was terrified.

"I was scared. I didn't know how to tell my mom or dad. I had to go see Sam and tell him my suspicions. I still didn't know about the wolf thing. I knew he started suddenly hanging out with the younger guys around the Rez instead of his old friends, and he spent a lot of time with the Council. I went to his house, and I came out of the path in the woods, and saw him kissing Emily on the back porch. It was the first time I'd seen them together like that, and I started shaking. I though it was from temper and nerves. Sam looked up and saw me there, both of them looked guilty at being caught by me. Emily went inside and Sam walked over to me. He asked me what I wanted so I blurted out that I thought I was pregnant. He told me that he was sorry, but that it wouldn't change anything between us. Then he started to walk away from me.

"I was furious. I just told him I was pregnant with his child, and he turned his back on me. Everything went red. I was shaking all over and I was hot. I lunged at him, but I just… exploded. I knocked him to the ground and that's when I noticed that I'd changed – that I had paws instead of hands and I could hear voices in my head.

"So I was rolling around on the ground with my paws over my ears, clawing at my head. I thought I'd snapped. Sam was yelling at me to calm down, and I could hear the voices shouting out things like, 'is that Leah?' and 'what the fuck?' Then they started telling me to calm down, that they were on the way. I recognized the voices as Jake and Quil and Jared. It didn't make it any easier. Sam was trying to pull my paws away from my ears and he was yelling at me to calm down – that I was okay and I was thinking that I was anything but okay. Then he stood up, stripped off his clothes right there in the back yard and phased right in front of me. Then I could hear Sam in my head. He gave me my first ever Alpha command to stop fighting. And you can't disobey an Alpha command. I just rolled onto my belly, shaking and trembling.

"Then he told me that this is what happened to him when he disappeared two months before. He told me everything, about the other guys who had changed, about imprinting… about the Cullens. He took me in front of the Elders Council that night to tell them that I'd joined the pack. My dad sat on the council, and it was news to him. Then Sam let the other shoe drop when he told them that I might be pregnant with his child. My dad had a mild heart attack right there in front of me. Old Quil shoved some aspirin in his mouth and told him to bite down on them. It probably saved his life. He played it down to everyone that asked about it afterwards, saying it just bad indigestion. Then, a couple weeks later, my little brother Seth started running a temperature." She stopped to take a ragged breath. "I would have sold my soul to keep my little brother from having to live this life." She spat.

She was surprised when the human grabbed her hands in his and gripped them tight. "Selling your soul is a very real thing, Leah." He growled. "Promise me you'll never say those words again." She looked up into his green eyes that were burning with intensity and quiet rage, and she thought that this guy must know what he was talking about.

She looked back to her lap. "My dad died of a heart attack just after Seth started phasing."

"I'm sorry."

She nodded.

"So you weren't pregnant?" He asked, still holding onto her hands but not so forcefully. He was running his thumb over the back of her hand and it felt nice.

"No. This wolf thing just messed everything up in there." She looked off into the trees. Edward's words haunting her – 'you're broken…'

Fuck you Edward. She hissed, knowing he could hear her.

"It was a rough couple of months though. It wasn't as if I could go see a doctor about it. What if they did an ultra-sound and it was a fucking puppy?" She tried to joke about it. He didn't smile, sensing that it wasn't a half-hearted joke but a real possibility. "There's never been a female wolf. There was nowhere I could go and no one I could ask. Things were tense for everyone because we can all feel each other's emotions when we're running. Seth was so pissed at Sam about the whole thing."

"Is Seth the one going up in the mountain with Bella tomorrow?" He asked.

"Yes. And that selfish little bitch wants to try to convince him to bring her back down to the fight." She bit out.

"And you were the wolf that growled at her." He stated.

She nodded. "It just pisses me off how selfish she can be."

"How so?"

"If she wants to be with Edward, he'll have to change her – there's no way around it. And once he does, she'll have to cut out everyone in her old life. Her dad, Charlie, well… he was my dad's best friend. He was 'Uncle Charlie' until I was thirteen. And Charlie is a good man and he loves his brat of a daughter. Ever since Dad died, Charlie has been trying to help my mom out, and trying to spend time with Seth. I can see what's happening between him and mom, even if they don't yet. I don't like it, but she's lonely and I want her to be happy because she's too young to spend the rest of her life alone… And mom could do worse than Chief Charlie Swan."

"So you'd rather Bella be with Jake?" He raised an eyebrow at her and she laughed.

"Jake is an idiot, but he deserves better than her. I just didn't like how she strung him along, and then ditched him when the corpse came back. I mean… It is sickening how much he cares for her."

"But they could have lived a normal life together?" He prodded.

"Normal is relative." She stated. He laughed outright at that and Leah loved the sound of it. "At least she wouldn't have to fake her own death to be with him."

Dean laughed again. It was a nice sound – genuine and from the belly. "So let me get this all straight. You got ditched by an idiot, screwed over by genetics, crapped on by fate, and now you have to help the vampires get out of their own mess because a wolf and a vampire both have a hard-on for a girl who can't walk without tripping on something. Did I get it all?"

"That really just about sums it up." She laughed with him because his smile was infectious.

"Well, I think I can help you out with one of your problems at least." He grinned mischievously at her.

"And what's that?" She laughed some more.

"The surest cure for a broken heart is to have wildly incredible sex with a handsome stranger, who your ex is sure the hate with a passion."

"But do you think I'm your brother's type?" She tried to ask with a straight face and not quite succeeding.

"His name is Sam." Dean mock frowned at her.

"Oh. Yeah. Bad idea. I'll never have another Sam in my bed again."

"We can't keep calling them both Sam. It'll get confusing."

"Well I'm certainly not about to start calling Sam Uley 'Mr. Alpha'." She grimaced.

"We could just shorten it to AssHat."

"That works." She nodded. She liked the sound of that.

"You know," he said leaning in closer to her. "You could just pretend we had sex together, just to piss him off." He winked at her and it sent a jolt of lightening down her spine. "Just make sure to let him know it was better with me than he could ever do."

"Can you go longer than six minutes? 'Cuz it wouldn't take much more than that to out-perform him."

The look of disgust that crossed his face was priceless. "Are you kidding me? You're lucky to be rid of him! Six minutes!?"

She laughed again. She hadn't felt so lighthearted in months. Not with Sam being in her head all the time and the other boys being jerks and her kid brother able to hear all her private thoughts. It was nice to be so carefree for a few minutes, and it was nice to share the load on her shoulders with someone who didn't pity her. There was no pity in Dean, sympathy maybe, but definitely no pity. And it was hard not to take him up on his offer. She couldn't lie to herself about that one. The idea of sleeping with the rugged hunter had her nearly purring with delight. If he hadn't put his amulet back on, she would have jumped him the second the words were out of his mouth. She still might.

"We should get back before they come looking for us." She said with great effort, prying her reluctant hand out of his grip and heaving herself off the rock and walking a couple of steps towards the trees.

"Can I ask something else?" She heard him slide off the rock.

"What is it?" She turned to face him.

"Why do want to be alone when you phase? It wouldn't freak me out, and… I'd kinda like to see it." He sounded kind of shy when he said it, and she found it endearing.

"Well… it's because we're naked when we phase, or else our clothes get shredded and I'm running kinda low."

"Naked?" His eyes perked up. "Okay, I definitely want to see now."

"You keep your head turned you perv." She swatted at his arm, "…or else I'll bite your ass."

"Promise?" He asked hopefully. She swatted him again but he grabbed her arm deftly and pulled her up against him, locking her in place with a strong arm around her waist. "Feisty. I like that." He winked at her and her knees buckled slightly. His lips were so close…

Those perfect fucking lips…

Sweet Jesus.

He was willing her closer and she was complying. Her heart rate was climbing and she was being pulled closer to him by unseen forces stronger than gravity. Her lips parted slightly and her breathing quickened. Her heart was hammering in her chest so hard she thought he could surely feel it with the way he was holding her so tight to him. A foggy haze entered her brain, blanking out all logical thought and leaving only want in its place.

The want pleaded with her to just give in and go for it.

It called her by her name.

A wolf howled in the clearing, breaking the spell the hunter had on her. "We've got to get back." She pushed away from him and sprinted for the trees, hoping none of the others would notice her emotional state when she dropped back to four legs.

A/N: This has been one of my favorite chapters so far. I wasn't much of a Leah fan during SM's books, but I read a fic about her on this site called 'The Dawn was Already Broken' by Foreverwithouthim. It's 'Breaking Dawn' from Leah's perspective, and after that, Leah totally rocks in my book. Anyone looking for a good read and a great laugh, check it out. Seriously, you won't regret it.

And I hope that those of you who are sticking with me could see this in your heads like I could see it in mine, and that it read to you as it read to me. It was honestly one of the easiest things I ever wrote, the words seemed to flow from my head and landed on the screen like I was on auto-pilot. After an hour and a half, I re-read what was here and thought – 'where the frig did that come from?' So I hope you all enjoyed this, because that was pretty much as fluffy as this little story is gonna get.

And just so I didn't confuse anyone… No. Leah did not imprint on Dean. She just got a major case of what I like to call Dean-itis. It's a really common olfactory disease that affects the brain. It occurs when a woman with a beating heart gets within breathing distance of a man that is just oozing sex-appeal. It causes the brain to shut off all logical thought process and just gets stuck on hummina-hummina-hummina mode, and makes said woman think… well… ;-)

A/N 2: A demon next week named Crowley? How much you wanna bet they'll play Ozzy's 'Mr. Crowley'? I've got my fingers crossed.