"ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEN!" Lavi screamed as he ran into the caffeteria, "SAVE ME FROM YUU-CHAN!!"

"DON'T CALL ME YUU-CHAN BAKA USAGI," the tall japanese was sprinting toward Lavi. Allen the stood up and grabbed Kanda's arm. He then proceded to pull him down and whisper in his ear. That was the first time in his entire life that Lavi had seen Kanda blush.

"What did you say to him?" Lavi whispered once him, Allen and Kanda were sitting down at a lunch table.

"He threatend me with no sex for a month if I killed you," Kanda spoke and then shoved a mouth full or souba into his mouth.

"Only a month?" Lavi questioned.

"If you had been Lenalee it would have been three."

"Man, so not fair."