Chapter Two xD

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"You did not just do that," Unicorn whispered, his eyes going wide.

"I did, and I'll do it again," I boasted, slamming my metal piece onto the game board.

We were playing Sorry! and I was winning big time.

"But, I got a six!" Unicorn cried, throwing his hands up in defeat.

"Sixes don't count in Sorry World, buddy," I giggled.

There was a rattling of dice and Howard moved his piece to Finish.

"I win," He said matter-of-factly.

We stared in disbelief at him.

"Um, excuse me, but may I ask your names?" Asked a woman who looked like a photocopy of Tough-Girl.

"I are Lollipop. That be Unicorn. She is Luna. Thy be thee Howard, AKA Master Ferret," I barked, pointing to each of us in turn.

She gazed at us for a long time.

"I believe she has an eye disorder, so we may have to bring her over here," Whispered Unicorn, his eyes showing concern.

She blinked, and shook her head quickly and smiled at us.

Bi-polared, huh?

"Hey, Woman, how come your not upside down when you're on Antarctica?" Master Ferret suddenly asked.

"Uh .. "

"Her name isn't lady," barked Tough-Girl.

"Her name isn't lady," mimicked Unicorn in a high pitched voice.

Tough-Girl flushed and her hands curled into fist.

Unicorn stuck out his tongue.

I grabbed the game board and slammed it over his head.

He dropped like a stone.

"Oh, My God, what did you do?!" the Woman cried, rushing forward.

I shrugged. "I think I killed him."

The Woman rushed over, put her hands on his chest, and began muttering odd things.

"OH MY GOD, SHE'S A WITCH!" I howled, flinging myself away from the scene.

The Tough-Girl grabbed my collar.

"Her Minions ...!"

"Seth, calm down," Luna said slowly.

"It's Lollipop. Y'know, like, lick me like a lollipop," I sang, beautifully.

"Uh, yeah," Luna sighed, rubbing Master Ferret's back.

He snuggled into her, happiness glowing his face.

"Hey, let's go to the park, around the corner!" Unicorn suddenly popped up, gettin' all up in my grill.

"YEAH!" I screamed, already racing out the door, over the porch, and into the air.

"Wait ..!" The woman cried after us, Tough-Girl already hot on my tail.

Unicorn raced after me, but stopped and flew right above Tough-Girl.

"I see the Park!" I screamed back.

My first time ever to see a park, actually.


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