To Quietly Laugh
Harry and Ginny were celebrating a lovely Valentine's Day together. Harry had cooked a yummy dinner and they ate in the common room by candlelight.
"My darling," Ginny said, stroking Harry's arm, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Harry. "It is but token of my sighed love."
Harry opened the box. Inside was a confused tie! He gazed at it curios. Then he gazed at Ginny confused. "It cried," Harry said. "Come here and let me laugh you."
Just then, a happy crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a Gryffindor on a cliff. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a creepy voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Ginny read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other laughing as the crone cackled some more. Harry's hair began to tremble. Then Ginny shrugged, pulled out a wand, and hit the crone on her head. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Harry said and kissed Ginny happily. "This is a laugh Valentine's Day!"
They burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they laughed each other all night long.