Okay, this is part of a new mini series My friend wrote in the waking hours of the morning. All based off of fairy tails, with a -Man twist
ONCE UPON A TIME, there lived this dude named Little red kanda hood. Oh did I say dude, i meant GIRL..like thing. He loved nothing, except poetry, razor blades, and his special HMMM manly assets, which he liked to call mugan and offten polished it with great pleasure. Another thing he liked was muffins, CAUSE THEY GIVE YOU FIBER. So on this day in time, mugan tucked away safely, he ventured out of his dank corner to find some at the local muffin imporium, Fuck yes. On his way back he came across a COMPLETLY HARMLESS big bad scary allen, why smiled at him menicingly(sweetly) and asked if he might give him EVIL(helpful) directions to the muffin shoppee. Kanda suspeced the worst. This wicked creature was going to steal ALL THE MUFFINS(fuck no) and he was going to start with him/her. He couragesly(pffft) wipped out mugan, now stiff and ready for battle.
"What The hell," the big bad allen yelled, well not really, he pretty much whimpered, it was pretty suggestive but...Kanda is...special.
"It's what I'm gonna fight you with."
"How the hell do you fight with a -" And Little Red Kanda Hood took the Big Bad Allen back too his corner and assulted him all night long.