I kept telling myself "No you need to work on TTCRLIITA!" but I couldn't help it. So here's the unexpected *cough* chapter 2 of 'Fanfiction meets Teen Titans!'
Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans
"It's your turn to wash up!" Jinx yelled. She was waiting for Kidflash by the dirty dishes which were mostly his. But you know boys- they're too lazy to clean up.
"Kidflash!" Jinx yelled again. "Don't make me hex you again!" Then Jinx felt a presence behind her and she was guessing it was Kidflash.
"I know you're behind me, don't try and coax yourself out of cleaning the dishes!" Jinx warned.
"Aw man!" Kidflash moaned, annoyed. "Rassmfrassmdishes." Jinx smiled.
"It's great to be in control." She said and sat down on the sofa and she put her feet up on the table. Since Jinx had quit the Hive Five, she had become a member of teen titans and now Kidflash and her were sharing an apartment which was given to them by the mayor if they promised to do good. They have kept their promise so far. Jinx grabbed the T.V. remote and switched through the channels to see if anything good was on.
"Uh...uh...uh!" Kidflash was grunting. "Uh!"
"What?" Jinx asked.
"This...uh...stain...uh...won't come...uh...off!" Kidflash said in between grunts.
"Why not?" Jinx came over to Kidflash. "Why isn't it coming off?"
"I don't know!" Kidflash said. "Wow, this must be really old..."
"Give me that!" Jinx took the plate of Kidflash and the scrubber and was about to clean it off herself when she realised. "Hey! Wait! You're supposed to get this stain off yourself!" But Kidflash wasn't where he was seconds before.
"Kidflash!"
"Oh come on Jinx, I promise to do the dishes tomorrow okay?" Kidflash said. "But right now I want to watch 'Clash of the Planets'!" Kidflash was sitting where Jinx was sitting before. Jinx rolled her eyes.
"You're such a geek." But she didn't really mean it. She thought Kidflash's geekiness was kinda cute. So she sat down beside him and looked at the rather large plasma T.V. screen. Just when Kidflash's T.V. show was about to start, the screen fizzed out and was replaced with Beast Boy's face.
"Hey! This isn't 'Clash of the Planets'!" Kidflash said, matter-of-factly.
"Dude, is 'Clash of the Planets' supposed to be on?" Beast Boy said.
"Yeah! And you're blocking the T.V. show!"
"Oh...he he...well guys I found this really cool website today and I think you'll like it too!" Beast Boy said.
"What's it called?"
"It's called Fanfiction."
"What? That doesn't sound like a cool website!" Kidflash said.
"Um...what's so uncool about it?" asked Jinx.
"I...I...well I'm just assuming it is uncool!" Kidflash said lamely. "But yeah sure, we'll check it out!"
"Ok good...but err...don't tell Robin I told you that because the other Titans would probably laugh at me by going on the website again..." Beast Boy said. "So...bye!" Beast Boy disappeared and was replaced by a battle of the Drone Wars. Or something...
"Should we go on the website?" Kidflash asked.
"But don't you want to watch this?" Jinx asked.
"Na, this is a re-run." Kidflash shrugged.
"Ok fine, we'll see how good this website is."
** ** ** ** **
Kidflash quickly (I mean quickly) got his laptop and started searching for 'Fanfiction' like Beast Boy said.
"I would have chosen better theme colours," Jinx muttered.
"So...what are we supposed to do now?" Kidflash said.
"Click on something?" suggested Jinx, sarcastically.
"Oh right..." Kidflash said sheepishly. "I meant what should I click on?"
"Does it really matter? Click on something!" Jinx said who was getting impatient.
"Ok, ok!" Kidflash moved his cursor around the screen. He clicked on 'cartoons'.
"Did Beast Boy say what this website was about?" asked Jinx.
"Nope." Kidflash scrolled up and down. "Whoa! That's a lot of cartoons!"
"Why have they listed cartoon names?" Jinx asked. They hadn't figured what 'fanfiction' meant yet, unlike Raven.
"Look! There's the PowderPuff Girls and Rex the Labrador!" Kidflash exclaimed. "Even...DUDE!"
"What?" Jinx asked. "What did you find?"
"There's something called Teen Titans!" Kidflash said rather loudly in surprise.
"SSH!" Jinx 'ssh'ed. Then she grasped what Kidflash had just said. "Wait? You're joking right? You're always joking."
"I'm not always joking!" Kidflash protested. "And I'm serious! Take a look for yourself!" Jinx peered at the screen.
"Oh my gosh! Click on it!" Jinx said. Kidflash did that obediently. "Wow...are these stories?"
"Yeah, look! They've put ratings and genres!" Jinx spotted. "What are they about?"
"Well I don't know about you but I think this is about Robin and Starfire!" Kidflash pointed to a story called 'Love is Complicated'. Jinx raised her eyebrows.
"Oh so are these made up stories or are they real?" she asked.
"Well it says: 'Robin and Starfire are madly in love and suddenly, Starfire disappears. Rob/star!!! Please review!!!'"
Jinx and Kidflash looked at each other and then burst out laughing.
"Ok, that's not true. So are these stories posted by random people?" said Jinx, after finishing their laughter which was caused by no particular reason.
"It says that this story was by...someone called RomanceExpert234," Kidflash said. "What a stupid name! Who would call their child that?"
"It's a username Kidflash."
"Oh."
"Well, let's see if she is a random person or not." Kidflash clicked on her name and a huge profile came up.
"She seems like a random person. I don't know anyone who's thirteen." Jinx said. "Well, random as in not one of the Titans."
"Why would one of the Titans write a story about themselves?" Kidflash asked. "That's silly!"
"I dunno." Jinx shrugged. Kidflash went back to stories page.
"Hey, look! There's also one about Raven and Beast Boy!" Kidflash gaped. "Man, where do people get these pairings ideas from?"
"I'm guessing people make 'pairings' up because I haven't seen any signs of Raven having a crush on Beast Boy." Jinx said.
"But you don't spend much time with them!" Kidflash pointed out.
"Well yeah..." Jinx looked shifty. "Let's see if there are any other bizarre pairings." They did find some pretty weird ones like 'CyXRae' (ew) and 'StarXBB' (ew) and 'RobXRae'(ewwwwwwwww) but the one's they found next were more horrifying to Jinx.
"Ha! Raven and Beast Boy have tons of stories about them!" Kidflash laughed and then looked at the screen again. "Oh...man..."
"What's the matter?"
"There's even a Robin and Jinx pairing!!!" Kidflash yelled.
"YOU WHAT!?" Jinx pushed Kidflash off the chair (like that's not a surprise) and looked at the screen. "Ok people are creepy and weird and dis-,"
"You're paired with Raven too!" Kidflash said.
"Ok I'm going to kill this laptop right now!" Jinx got her hands ready to hex but Kidflash quickly snatched the laptop away from being attacked.
"Don't kill my laptop!" Kidflash said, protectively. "Ok, let's see if they are any fanfictions about us."
"Fine."
Kidflash put their own names in the search criteria boxes and they started searching for stories.
"We have about...389 stories!" Kidflash said. (A/N I actually checked)
"Wow, that's a lot!" Jinx said. "Let's see how many err...Starfire and Robin have."
One minute of searching...
"Whoa." They both said in unison. "2380 stories?"
"Aww, they beat us by miles!" Kidflash said, pretending to be annoyed.
"I figured they would be more popular." Jinx shrugged. "I mean, they are blushing every single time I see them together!"
"You haven't seen them that much though." Kidflash pointed out.
"My point exactly." Jinx said. They decided to look for how many Raven and Beast Boy stories there were (3191!!) and the other pairings, just out of interest. When they both had their fill, Kidflash turned off his laptop.
"That website wasn't as bad as I thought." He said.
"I guess." Jinx agreed. "But I'm watching T.V. now!" before Kidflash could do anything (which meant she was pretty fast) Jinx grabbed the remote.
"HA!" she mocked and she jumped onto the couch while Kidflash glumly sat next to her.
** ** ** ** **
Hive 5 base
"I can't believe we lost again!" the Billy Numerous' said in perfect unison.
"Nothing new I guess." Seemore said glumly. Of course, Kyd Wykkyd didn't say anything as he's usually silent.
"Those stupid barfbrains were lucky!" Gizmo said, annoyed.
"We really need Jinx." Mammoth said.
"Well, she's turned into one of those stupid goodie-two-shoes thanks to that Flash Kid or something!" Gizmo said.
"Kid flash." Mammoth corrected.
"Whatever scumball." Gizmo went over to his high-tech computer. "And we shouldn't care about her anyway! At least we're five people now!"
"Yah, that's a good thing right?" Billy Numerous said while he played the Game Station with the other Billy numerous'.
"I'm hungry." Mammoth said randomly. He started diving through the fridge which was packed with unhealthy junk.
"Which one of you beefbrains went on my computer?" Gizmo yelled.
"I didn't!" Seemore said.
"What makes you think we went on your computer Gizmo?" Mammoth asked while eating a cold turkey leg. He went over to the computer.
"I don't go on fanfiction!" Gizmo said. "Look!"
"Fanfiction? What kind of name is that?" Billy Numerous said. Kyd Wykkyd came over to the computer.
"Let's check it out!" Seemore suggested.
"Why?" Gizmo scoffed.
"It might be a website with lots of cool ways to defeat the Teen Titans!" Seemore said even though it was highly unlikely.
"I doubt that..." but Gizmo clicked on a random button anyway.
"That's a lot of cartoons!" Mammoth stated. Numerous names of cartoons were listed on the page.
"Let's see...there's Bull and Turkey!" Seemore said.
"And Ken 10!"
"These are just random loser cartoons kids watch!" Gizmo said. "Wait...is that Teen Titans?!"
"Say what?" Seemore looked at the screen. "Gizmo's right! Why is it under cartoons?"
"Cludgeheads these days." Gizmo muttered. "Let's see what this is about!" Gizmo was about to click on 'Teen Titans' when Mammoth noticed something.
"What's '24, 950' mean?" he asked. Gizmo shrugged.
"I don't know!" Gizmo clicked and in a flash, writing and links appeared on the screen.
"What the?" Seemore stared at the screen and read some of the summaries (A/N Alliteration!). "Are these...stories?"
"You've got to be joking! A story website? Who'd be crazy enough to go on this?!" Gizmo scoffed.
"Look...the teen titans' names are on here!" Mammoth spotted. "Lots of them!"
"Where?"
"Look!" Mammoth pointed to a story which had the characters 'Robin and Raven'. "Romance? Genre?"
"Ha!" Gizmo laughed. "People are writing fake stories on the teen titans! HAHA! That must be so embarrassing..."
"I thought...Robin liked Starfire?" Seemore was confused.
"What makes you think that?" asked Gizmo.
"Have you seen them?" Seemore gave Gizmo a look.
"Yeah, you got a point, barfbrain...these weirdo people are just writing random junk!"
"So....so...they are doing shipping?" Mammoth suggested. Then Mammoth noticed something. "HAH!"
"What?" The Billy Numerous' had finally came over and they looked at the screen. "Well look at that! It looks like Slade and Robin are in a secret relationship!"
"What?!" Seemore, Kyd Wykkyd and Gizmo looked at the screen and suddenly after a moments silence they all burst into peals of laughter. They continued laughing for five minutes and then they finally calmed down.
"These weirdo people are funny!" Gizmo said. "Who else have they paired up with Slade?"
"Let's check!" Seemore said. After a few moments they found even more ridiculous pairings involving Slade.
"Lookie here!" one of the Billy Numerous' said. "Looks like that demon girl likes Slade!"
"I thought she liked Beast Boy?" another Billy Numerous said, scratching his head.
"What makes you think that?" Mammoth asked.
"Well, she seems to hate him and he seems to keep annoying her so I thought they liked each other!" Billy Numerous explained.
"Have you lost your brain, cludgehead?" Gizmo said. "Oh wait, you don't have one!"
"No! It's true! It said on one of those shows Jinx used to watch!" Billy Numerous said. The others stared at him.
"You watched Jinx's soaps?" See-more spluttered. "Are you crazy?"
"You are a mockery of the Billy Numerous Clones!" Billy Numerous yelled.
"Shut up Beef Heads!" Gizmo barked. "I want to see what Titans people have paired up!" So everyone turned their attention to the computer and they found lots of other strange couples that Jinx and Kidflash found. They made funny comments about each one until they found a really strange one.
"Oh my go-" Gizmo was cut off.
"Robin's gay!" See-more announced. Kyd Wykkyd looked at the screen wide eyed but of course didn't say anything.
"Say what?" All of the Billy Numerous' chorused. They read what was on the screen. This is a RobinXBeast Boy fic since there aren't enough out there! If you don't like, don't read! Warning: Slash.
"..." After reading that, the boys looked at each other for a few seconds.
"Well, he does wear tights." Billy Numerous commented. More silence and then...
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Yet again, they were laughing their heads off (apart from Kyd Wykkyd of course).
"This is real entertainment, y'all!" Billy Numerous laughed.
"Let's see who else Robin was paired up with!" Gizmo said. He started searching again.
"Ooh look! Metal Man and Bird Boy!" Gizmo teased.
"Where? Where?" Mammoth asked. "That's so weird!"
"Man these people are crazy!" See-more said. "But they really make us laugh."
"Look, that Robin Poser likes Robin!" Gizmo said.
"You mean Speedy?" Billy Numerous said.
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever his name is." Gizmo said carelessly.
"You know, do you think there's stories written about us?" See-more asked.
"Probably! We're the coolest!" one of the Billy Numerous' said.
"Let's see!" Mammoth said eagerly. "Me first!" The clicked on his name and three fanfictions came up.
"Three?!" Mammoth said, surprised. "I didn't think I was that unpopular!"
"Oh...these are all romance stories!" Gizmo yelped. "How weird can people get?!"
"There's Jinx and Mammoth...two of them...and Cyborg and Mammoth!" Billy Numerous started laughing.
"I need to smash this computer!" Mammoth said, annoyed and embarrassed.
"No, barf brain! I wanna see what people have written about Billy first!" Gizmo said. He found there were six stories but one thing...
"They're all romance!" Billy yelled. "And who on the flip daddy superman weird kilogram of chocolate keyboard fantasy world is Blackfire?!"
"Kitten!? He's going out with a kitten!" See-more laughed.
"Blackfire...maybe Starfire's sister." Mammoth suggested. They were silent for a moment then...
"Na." They all said.
"Get that away from me!" Billy Numerous yelped, looking away from the dreaded screen. "But I wanna see what they've written for See-more!"
"I'll like to see that!" another Billy Numerous said.
"Ok, let's check it out!" Gizmo clicked on See-more on the drop down list. "Look! They only do stupid romance stories!"
"Who's Terra?" Billy Numerous asked.
"I think we fought her once..." Mammoth said. "And people paired her up with Beast Boy."
"AHHHH!!" Billy Numerous yelled in Horror. "I don't like See-more in that way!"
"In fact, I don't like him at all!" another Billy Numerous said.
"Ewww!" See-more shivered. "How many times do we need to say it? People are weird."
"And crazy." Mammoth added.
"And mental!" Billy Numerous said.
"Jinx?!" See-more yelled. "How did they know?!"
"What?" Everyone looked at See-more.
"Oh..."
"You liked Jinx?!" Gizmo spluttered. "Are you serious, Cludgeface?!" See-more looked sheepish.
"Well...not anymore..." See-more said meekly.
"Man, why didn't you say somethin'?" Billy Numerous said. "She might've liked you back!"
"But she likes Kidflash." Mammoth said.
"Look, I don't like her anymore anyway!" See-more said. "And we haven't checked Kyd Wykkyd stories!" Kyd Wykkyd, who usually didn't show much expression, looked horrified. But only slightly.
"Oh I forgot about him!" Gizmo said. After he clicked on Kyd Wykkyd's name they looked at the fanfictions.
"He only has four!" Billy Numerous stated. However, Kyd Wykkyd was relieved.
"Raven?! They paired him up with Raven!?" Gizmo yelled. "That's creepy!"
"Way Creepy! Even more creepy than Raven!" Mammoth exclaimed.
"Why are people obsessed with romance?" Billy Numerous thought aloud. "And I just realised of someone we haven't searched yet!"
"Who?" Mammoth asked.
"Gizmo!" Another Billy Numerous said.
"No! No way!" Gizmo protested but he's really tiny so Billy Numerous could push his swivel chair away easily and search for Gizmo.
"Aw man!" Billy Numerous grumbled. "He only has two...but he's paired up with someone called Bumble Bee!"
"Ooh!" The other Billy Numerous whistled.
"Get off my computer!" Gizmo yelled and shoved Billy Numerous away which was surprising because of how short he was. He quickly shut down the screen of fanfiction.
"Why'd you do that?" asked Billy Numerous.
"Do you want to read stories about yourself, Barf Brain?" Gizmo snapped. "I wanna check if they're any targets we can steal from!"
"Let's go Billy! I wanna beat you in Mega Monkeys three!" Billy Numerous said, nudging his clone.
"Sure Billy!" All of the Billies sat in front of the T.V.
"I'm gonna find something to eat." Mammoth stated and went to the fridge. See more decided to wait until the Billy Numerous' finished playing and Kyd Wykkyd went somewhere to do something mysterious.
I'm wondering how to make the other Titans read fanfictions of themselves...I've got Titans East covered which I'm decided to do in the next chapter! Yay! Chapter 3! Woo! *confetti falls from ceiling* If you guys have any ideas, tell me! I'll appreciate reviews! Hmm...I'm thinking I'm updating a little faster now, don't you think so too? :-)