Chapter three guys! I think this may be the last one, as I can't think of a way for the other honorary Teen Titans to read Fanfictions. I'm pretty sure Kole and Gnarrk do NOT have a computer but Argent could be possible...I think she lives in a flat in England. She's awesome! He he....by the way, I MEAN NO OFFENCE WHATSOEVER if I make the Titans laugh at your favourite pairings! NO OFFENCE. It's just how I thought the Titans would react to it! I personally, don't really care about those um...other pairings but the popular pairings I do. Sort of. But still, I mean no offence so please don't be offended. Please. I'm serious! :-/
Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans.
It was a bright sunny morning in Steel City and fortunately the polluting factories weren't blocking the sunlight. Titans East's Tower was nestled at the side of a cliff and inside lived five Teen Titans- Bumble Bee, Aqualad, Speedy and Mas Y Menos. Since it was quite early in the morning, Bumble Bee was awake and was making breakfast for everyone. She was usually up first to do training then Mas y Menos and Aqualad and finally, Speedy. He was usually woken up by the other Titans in the Tower if he slept in too late.
The smell of bacon and eggs was wafting around the ops room and Mas Y Menos appeared in a flash.
"Buenos días Bumble Bee!" they both said. "¿Que está realizando tocino y huevos?" (A/N I'm just using a translator so the grammar might be wrong).
"Mornin' and yeah I am," Bumble Bee greeted. "Is Aqualad up yet?"
"I'm right here!" Aqualad called from the automatic doors of the ops room. Then he sniffed the air. "Is that bacon and eggs?"
"Yup." Bumble Bee said. "Could you wake Speedy up for me?"
"Yeah sure...should I use procedure 1 or procedure 2?" Aqualad asked.
"Procedure 2." Bumble Bee answered and started piling food onto plates. (A/N If you're wondering, Aqualad does eat meat, but he doesn't eat fish).
"¿Por lo tanto, es Speedy va a obtener húmedas entonces?" Mas asked. Bumble Bee nodded.
"It should be amusing." After a few minutes there was a high shriek and then an annoyed, fuming and wet Speedy came through the door.
"You could've just yelled 'Speedy, wake up'!" Speedy groaned. "Man...I hate you Aqualad." Aqualad entered through the doors.
"I hate you too." Aqualad replied and he sat down at one of the seats at the table. Speedy sat down too, still grumbling about getting wet for no reason and that his hair was messed up.
"Esto es delicioso, Bumble Bee!" Mas Y Menos complimented.
"Thanks guys. It's nice to know some people are kind enough to make compliments." Bumble Bee said, looking at Speedy's direction.
"Hey! I was just being honest yesterday!" Speedy said innocently. "Honesty's the best policy."
"What about the time you lied to those girls about you were just wearing tights for some a 'Theatre Production of Robin Hood'?" Aqualad asked.
"But Robin Hood wears green." Bumble Bee pointed out.
"Well after meeting Titans West, I thought it should've been 'Robin the Traffic Light'." Speedy snorted.
"Speedy!"
"What?" Speedy said innocently.
"¿No es un medio de bits para bromear sobre el líder de Teen Titans?" Menos asked.
"I didn't understand what you just said there so I'm just going to shrug." Speedy said.
"We need to hire a Spanish Translator." Aqualad said.
"Or just get Starfire to kiss one of these dudes and then she can be our translator." Speedy pointed out. "Man...I'd like to have her around."
"Speedy! If Robin caught you day dreaming about his girlfriend like that, you'll probably be kicked out of the Teen Titans!" Bumble Bee warned.
"¿Beso? ¿Starfire? ¿Nosotros? ¡Venga, sí! Me gusta mucho ese plan!" Mas Y Menos said dreamily.
"How did you know that Starfire can pick up someone's language by just kissing them?" Aqualad asked.
"Robin told us..." Speedy said. "When Starfire kissed some guy from Tokyo to learn Japanese. Boy was he mad!" Speedy started smirking. Bumble Bee just rolled her eyes and carried on eating breakfast. Suddenly, their large screen idea of a computer made a noise which indicated them someone was trying to contact them from video message.
"Who could that be?" Bumble Bee asked herself as she walked over to the large computer and accepted the video message. Then Starfire and Beast Boy appeared at the screen.
"Hey, y'all. How's it over in jump city?" Bumble Bee asked.
"Great dudes! Ok, well yesterday we accidentally found this awesome website called 'Fanfiction'! Dude, it's hilarious!" Beast Boy said.
"Ssh!" Starfire warned. "We do not want the others to hear..."
"Why?" Bumble Bee asked.
"Because we all agreed that we should not go on that website as it is very 'weird' and they might be very surprised if they found us looking at it..." Starfire said.
"But check it anyway dudes! It'll be worth it!" Beast Boy said. "Oh no! Someone's coming, gotta go!" The video session ended and the screen went blank.
"Very detailed conversation, Beast Boy." Aqualad said.
"Should we check it out?" Bumble Bee asked. Speedy shrugged.
"Yeah, why not? I've got nothing to do anyway." Speedy said carelessly.
"Ok." Aqualad agreed.
"Sí, sí nos retirar este Fanfiction!" Mas Y Menos said. Bumble Bee nodded and started typing onto the computer. The others came over to see what this 'fanfiction' was about. Bumble Bee found the site on the google search engine and she clicked on the link.
"That just looks boring." Speedy said.
"Well, Beast Boy and Starfire were recommending it so let's just see what it is about." Aqualad said.
"I'm not sure what's the purpose of this website." Bumble Bee said. "Let's just click on a random link...Mas Y Menos, which one?"
"Creo que debe elegir este uno." Mas pointed to a word which said 'cartoons'.
"Ok, sure." Bumble Bee shrugged and clicked on it. Everyone had crowded round the computer to see what was going on.
"Look y'all, a long list of cartoons! What fun." Bumble Bee said sarcastically.
"What is this site about?" Speedy asked no one in particular.
"Let's see what there is..." Aqualad said squinting to try and read the text. "Oh my gosh! Teen Titans is on here!"
"Whoa!" Mas Y Menos said. "¿Es por qué Beast Boy y Starfire querían que mirar este sitio Web?"
"I think so! Quick, Bee, click on it!" Speedy said.
"Ok, ok!" Bumble Bee said and clicked on the link. "Wow...are these stories?"
"I think so!" Aqualad said. "And look, it seems to have...couples?!"
"What? What couples?" Bumble Bee immediately asked. She loved romance.
"Starfire and Robin..." Aqualad said.
"Awww..." Bumble Bee cooed. "They're so meant to be!" Speedy rolled his eyes(mask) and Mas Y Menos yelled:
"¿Usted qué sólo dijo? Robin no le gusta Starfire!!!" they yelled.
"Whatever...hey, look! You and Cyborg have suddenly gotten married! HA!" Speedy sniggered. "Bee and Cy-borg sit-ting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
"Wow. You're so mature." Bumble Bee said, glaring daggers at Speedy. "Who writes these stories?"
"Fans I guess." Aqualad shrugged. "And it is fiction so they write stories regardless of the actual couples."
"I'm guessing that's the point of the website." Speedy said, switching out of immature mode.
"Yeah..." Bumble Bee said and started scrolling through the many different stories. They approached some popular couples like RobRae.
"Oh no." Speedy said, smacking his forehead. "What do you think Starfire did after she saw that?"
"Either shout at Raven," Aqualad said.
"Or cry." Bumble Bee said. "Poor Rob...ha...oh look! There's one about Beast Boy and Starfire."
"There is?!" Speedy said suddenly, looking at the screen. "Hmm...never saw that coming..."
"Estos son todos mal! Starfire pretende estar con nosotros!!!" Mas y Menos shouted angrily. "¿Hay alguna historias sobre ella y nosotros?"
"What did they just say?" Aqualad asked. "We really need a Spanish converter."
"No no! Nos gusta hablar español!" Mas Y Menos insisted.
"Since they have such a major crush on Starfire, I'm guessing they want us to find out if there are any stories about them." Bumble bee sussed.
"Ok, let's see then!" Speedy said. Bumble Bee nodded and selected 'Starfire' and 'Mas Y Menos'.
"Wow...is that all of the Teen Titans?" Aqualad asked, impressed. "How does the website know all of the Titans? And villains?"
"I have no idea but there are no fanfictions of you and Star. Sorry Mas Y menos!" Bumble Bee said apologetically to Mas Y Menos.
"¿Por qué consigue Robin tenerla?" they muttered to themselves.
"Are there any um...Speedy and Mas Y Menos?" Aqualad suggested randomly.
"WHAT!" Speedy exploded. "You've got to be kidding me!"
"Sorry! I was just wondering if people liked that sort of stuff." Aqualad said, putting his hands up for defence.
"Bumble Bee, don't!" Speedy said. "Please! For my own sanity!"
"I didn't know you did have sanity, Speedy and I am going to check!" Bumble Bee said and that's what she did.
"I so do have sanity." Speedy mumbled. But then, perhaps he lost it when he looked at the results.
"Oh my gosh! There are stories about you too!" Aqualad started laughing as did Bumble Bee while Mas Y Menos started yelling about randomness in Spanish. Speedy just blinked (though you couldn't see it) at the screen.
"I need to go to the bathroom!" he shouted suddenly and ran out the common room, a hand over his mouth.
"¿Lo que estaban pensando personas cuando escribieron esto!" Mas cried out.
"Should we read it?" Aqualad suggested. "It can't be that bad! Right?"
"I think it is that bad." Bumble Bee disagreed. "I don't really want to be scarred for life, y'know."
"You've got a point...let's see what other couples people have thought of." Aqualad suggested. Bumble Bee nodded and switched out of search mode to go and see the most recently updated stories. After scanning the writing for a bit, she found something interesting.
"Raven and Beast Boy?" Bumble Bee said. "That's so cute!" she gushed.
"It is?" Aqualad asked blankly. "It's a pretty unexpected couple if you ask me."
"Muy muy inesperado Aqualad!" Mas Y Menos nodded vigorously.
"There's seems to be quite a lot of stories on that couple..." Aqualad said. "I can already see four."
"How many are there?" Bumble Bee wondered and started searching for Raven and Beast Boy.
"Whoa..." they both said in unison. "That much?! 131 pages?"
"Look...there's a story called Blame it on the Mistletoe!" Bumble Bee said. "That sounds interesting! It's by someone called Rosalind2013..."
"Someone's penname I'm guessing." Aqualad said, thoughtfully. "Hey...what's that?"
"What's what?" Speedy had come back from the bathroom and he was looking fairly sane now.
"There's a High School Story or something." Aqualad said, pointing to a story called 'Trouble in High School'.
"Looks like trouble." Speedy said, attempting a pun. "Why are people making stories about us in High School?" Bumble Bee shrugged.
"No vamos a High School!" Mas Y Menos said.
"I know! Let's check it out." Bumble Bee said and clicked on the story. The five of them started reading it and at the end of the chapter they were shocked and surprised.
"How do they know my name's Roy Harper?!" Speedy bellowed. "Are they stalkers?!"
"Garth!? Garth!? Aqualad is my real name!" Aqualad protested.
"Who are these people and how do they know my name's Karen Beecher?!" Bumble bee shouted.
"But there is one good side to this!" Speedy said.
"What?" Aqualad and Bumble Bee asked in unison.
"We've found out Robin's real name is Richard Grayson!" Speedy said triumphantly.
"...but how did people find that out?" Bumble Bee asked, confused. "We need to figure this out, guys. Alright, first we should-"
"Oh who cares, Bumble Bee?" Speedy said carelessly. "It's Robin's business, not ours."
"I guess..." Bumble Bee said.
"Hmm...so Raven's real name is Rachel Roth and Starfire's real name is Kori Anders..." Aqualad said.
"I don't think Raven has an alternate name." Bumble Bee said. "She's from Azarath and her real name was Raven there and here."
"How do you know?" Aqualad asked.
"She told me and a couple of other people." Bumble Bee said. "And Starfire's proper name is actually Koriand'r but her earth name I would guess is Kori Anders." The four boys stared at her in astonishment. How did she know this stuff? It wasn't the gossip everyone talked about...
"¿Cómo sabe tal cosas Bumble bee?" Mas asked.
"I'm a leader, we know these things." Bumble Bee said. "Now, let's see if there are any other pairings!" They all agreed and started randomly putting characters in each of the boxes.
"Look...there are even Starfire and Raven pairings." Bumble Bee said surprised. "Um...how do you think they reacted to that?" Aqualad shrugged.
"I have no idea but I'm guessing it wasn't something they expected." Aqualad said.
"Wow...people like that sort of stuff?" Speedy said, putting his feet up on the table and leaned back on the chair, making himself as home as possible. But that would make sense...it was his home.
"Ooh!" Bumble Bee thought of an idea. "Let's see who's Speedy paired up with!" Speedy sat up dramatically.
"You...wouldn't...dare..." he said slowly.
"I would!" Bumble Bee smirked and looked up his name.
"Hmm...12 pages...not bad!" Speedy said to himself, quite pleased he had quite a lot of stories written about him.
"Look...you're paired with Raven...Starfire...Robin...Bumble Bee...and ME!?" Aqualad yelped suddenly. "YOU WHAT!?" Aqualad and Speedy turned to each other and immediately looked away.
"¿Cómo se atreve usted salir con Starfire!" Mas Y Menos said angrily.
"Calm down, guys! It's only fiction...but seriously...Speedy. I so don't like you!" Bumble Bee shouted.
"Me either!" Speedy yelled back. Then he turned back to Speedy. "And I don't like you either!"
"OK, Ok Speedy! People are different, Ok?" Aqualad said. "They probably thought it was a cool...couple..." Speedy started muttering to himself which none of them could comprehend.
"But it is kinda funny you like Robin!" Bumble Bee admitted. "You think you know a person." Aqualad nodded in an amused agreement while Speedy was fuming.
"Anyway...let's check out Aqualad!" Bumble Bee suggested which was when Aqualad started refusing.
"Please Bumble Bee...no way...please!" he begged. "I don't want to be scarred for life like...like him!" he pointed at Speedy. Bumble Bee rolled her eyes.
"You guys are such wimps! Scared by some fiction! Ooh, look! I'm a scary Aqualad/Speedy story!" Bumble Bee mocked.
"Says the person who was shouting at me that they didn't like me!" Speedy pointed out. That shut Bumble Bee up.
"Ok, ok fine! But I'm still going to check it out!" Bumble Bee said and started searching for Aqualad.
"Esto va a ser bueno!" Mas Y Menos grinned evilly. The search results came up and Bumble Bee scanned through them.
"Oh my gosh! You're paired with Raven! Wow...it's not exactly unpopular!" Bumble Bee exclaimed as she saw the amount of stories written about that couple.
"Ha! You only have five pages about you!" Speedy laughed mockingly. Aqualad glared at him.
"Oh...um...well where did people get that idea?" Aqualad asked himself.
"I dunno but we shouldn't judge people by who they like together and dislike." Bumble Bee said importantly.
"We shouldn't?" Speedy asked.
"No, Speedy!" Bumble Bee growled at him while he growled back. Then she turned back to the screen.
"Hey...someone's made up a character and paired you with her!" Bumble Bee said interested. Then she scrolled down. "And you and Terra!"
"Um...who's she?" Aqualad asked.
"You know...the girl who broke Beast Boy's heart..." Bumble Bee said, trailing off.
"Oh." Aqualad said.
"Hey! Speaking of Beast Boy, it looks like he and Aqualad suddenly love each other!" Speedy exclaimed. "Beast Boy was right...this is funny...but he sure won't find this funny..." Aqualad gaped at the screen.
"You've got to be kidding me." He said.
"Well I don't think the computer is Aqualad." Bumble Bee said.
"Deberíamos hacer Bumble Bee ahora! Ella no ha tenido un ir todavía!" Mas Y Menos piped up.
"Yeah! We should search Bumble Bee!" Aqualad said, grinning mischievously which was totally unlike himself.
"Wait, how did you understand them?" Speedy asked, surprised.
"Oh...well I just guessed..." Aqualad said.
"Si, Si!" Mas Y Menos said. "Haya adivinado Aqualad derecha!" It was no Bumble Bee's turn to pale and refuse.
"Sorry Bee, we need to. It's for our own good." Speedy said smirking and he searched for Bumble Bee. After a few seconds, the results came up.
"Hey! You have even less stories than us!" Aqualad pointed out.
"So?" Bumble Bee grunted.
"You're paired with Cyborg!" Speedy gasped. Well he gasped intentionally.
"I am?!" Bumble Bee said, shoving Aqualad and Speedy to see the screen. "Wow..."
"Are you pleased about that, Bumble Bee?" Aqualad teased.
"¿Desea Cyborg mucho, derecho?" Mas Y Menos asked Bumble Bee.
"Ah...Bumble Bee's getting the embarrassment treatment." Speedy sighed contently. He put his arm around Bumble Bee in a friendly way. "You can join the club now!" Luckily for Bumble Bee, the alarm went signalling that someone was committing a crime in Steel City.
"Trouble!" Bumble Bee declared which was her ticket out of the large world of Fanfiction.
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Titans West (A.k.a. the original Titans)
It was dinner/supper time in Jump City, and the five of the Titans were finishing their meal which was made by Cyborg and complained about by Beast Boy.
"That was a great steak, Cyborg." Robin complimented.
"Thanks, y'all!" Cyborg said.
"Dude! It wasn't great at all!" Beast Boy said, annoyed. "It was made of meat!"
"Beast Boy, when are you going stop complaining about Cyborg's eating habits?" Raven asked wearily.
"Ha!" Cyborg said triumphantly.
"And when are you Cyborg going to get used to Beast Boy's eating habits?" Raven asked.
"Ha!" Beast Boy said to Cyborg. It was quiet after that as the Titans had nothing to say.
"I shall now proceed to the journey back to my private quarters." Starfire said. "Goodbye friends." She left the common room.
"Um...I need to go too..." Robin said and he quickly backed out of the room too.
"Oh yeah...turns out I need to err...polish my baby." Cyborg said. "Bye y'all." He also left rather quickly.
"I'm going to do some reading." Raven said simply and phased through the floor. Beast Boy was left by himself and said to no one in particular: "Yeah! Now I need to go to my room...to err...clean it!" Luckily, no one was there to hear that or they'd be slightly (slightly?!) suspicious. Then Beast Boy also left the common room.
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Beast Boy's room
Ignoring the disgusting stench of his bedroom, Beast Boy stepped over the old mouldy food and he grabbed his laptop. Making sure no one was watching, he opened it up and typed in 'Fanfiction' into the Google search box.
"I really, really hope Raven doesn't find me doing this..." Beast Boy muttered to himself. He went onto the Teen Titans category and then started searching for Raven and Beast Boy stories. He started scrolling through all the stories with interest.
"Hmm...Careful What You Wish For by Rosalind2013..." he said to himself. "Sounds interesting..." he clicked on the link and started reading the story avidly. While he was reading he was mentally scolding himself and was also wondering what would happen if the others found out...
Raven's Room
Raven sighed slightly as she phased through the floor into her room. She liked being the solitude in her room with a good book. Or Fanfiction should I say? Because that was exactly what Raven was doing as she got out her laptop which in fact, she had bought quite recently...
She quickly went onto the Fanfiction website and started searching through stories.
"I can't believe what I'm doing." She said to herself aloud. Why did she want to go onto the site so much? Perhaps it was addictive like her herb tea. But she couldn't understand why she always wanted to read Beast Boy/Raven stories. It's because they're well written she had thought to herself, but she knew she was lying. Not even giving Happy (her emotionclone) to give some pep talk, she started reading a random and complete story from the Fanfiction website. She never bothered with in-progress stories as you never know when the writer might update. She preferred reading the whole story, thank you very much. The story was called Careful What You Wish For by Rosalind2013.
"I'm so childish..." Raven said to herself. "Why do I want to read stories about myself and Beast Boy which are written by un-professional writers?" Of course Raven knew the answer to that. She was just hoping Beast Boy won't burst through her door and talk to her in his annoying manner.
Starfire's Room
As soon as Starfire went inside her bedroom, she started giggling like a school girl. She grabbed her laptop from the bedside table which was also bought quite recently without the other Titans knowing. Still giggling to herself, she opened her (pink) laptop and she lay down on her bed on her tummy and started going on to the famous Fanfiction website.
"I cannot wait to read that story!" she whispered happily to herself. She started searching for her desired story and started reading it with anticipation. In case you hadn't guessed, the story was about her and Robin. What? You had no idea? *GASP* Starfire found this very wonderful to read as it was romance stories about her and her crush. She had continuously for the past few days, only about her and Robin. One-shots, chaptered stories, everything. She even had tried reading a lemon but she found it quite disturbing after the first few sentences...
Robin's Room
Robin made it to his room quickly and locked his door so no one could get in. Picking up his expensive-looking laptop, he walked over to his bed and sat on it. He turned on the laptop and started searching for Fanfiction and then, started searching for decent stories. Actually, any story was decent as long as it had him and Starfire in it. He couldn't believe he was actually doing this...oh man. If the other Titans found out, he'd probably die of embarrassment. Oh my gosh...what if Batman found out? Despite all of the horribly consequences, Robin continued reading a Fanfiction which happened to be extremely 'fluffy'. Robin had figured out that 'fluffy' meant 'full of cuteness' or something.
Cyborg's Room
Cyborg looked both ways to check if anybody was watching him, and then slipped into his room. He went over to his hi-speed computer and almost immediately went on Fanfiction. He hadn't gone it as much as the other Titans (but he didn't know that, of course) but he still enjoyed reading Fanfictions about himself.
"Just one story...maybe two..." he said to himself. He went onto his own name and started searching under his name. He first picked what seemed like a good and interesting story and he started reading it. He couldn't believe how hooked he was getting to the story. If you read a story about yourself, you'd get creeped out right? But why didn't he feel creeped out? Why was he enjoying it? Cyborg ignored these questions and kept his eyes glued to the screen and he had no idea the other Titans were doing exactly the same.
Err...not anyone's room...
Titans Tower was very quiet. Perhaps, almost too quiet. None of the Titans noticed this as they were too busy checking out fanfictions. It was a good way for the Titans to imagine themselves with their crush...
The Titans still hadn't made accounts yet so they reviewed stories with anonymous reviews. Sometimes they praised a story, other times they gave advice or even wrote some flames to extremely bad written story with the wrong facts (i.e. Robin's eyes are BLUE not HAZEL).
They were all happily enjoying themselves until...
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The next day
Raven was the first person to enter the common room. She was staring blankly at her book as if she was thinking deeply. In fact, she was concentrating so much she accidentally crashed into the sofa which made her drop the book.
"Stupid sofa..." she muttered to herself. She sat down on it anyway, regardless of what she had just said and opened her book. But she wasn't reading it properly at all. Her eyes glazed over the Sanskrit writing. Then she immediately shut her book and said aloud:
"How do they know my other name's Rachel Roth!?" she had asked herself.
"What did you say Raven?" asked a voice from the doors of the common room. Raven turned around to see Robin standing there.
"Oh...nothing..." Raven said, hoping that he hadn't heard what she just said.
"Oh ok." He said, shrugging which was unlike him as he would probably want to know. Robin then went over to the kitchen and started making his breakfast while Raven watched him unconsciously. Then she thought: Then Robin said to Raven: "Would you like some breakfast, Raven?" Raven blushed and-Oh...for goodness sake! That story seriously scarred me for life...stupid story about me and Robin...stupid people knowing my name...stupid Fanfiction! Raven was shouting angrily in her head. Yes, she had out of complete curiosity checked out a RobRae story. She thought it wouldn't do so much harm but unfortunately it did...Raven knew that she did not like Robin in the way she was portrayed in the story and she was now seriously wishing she had taken notice of the warning at the beginning of the story...
"Um...Raven why are you staring at me?" Robin asked. Ok don't start thinking about another part of that ridiculous stupid story or I will really give myself an hour long chastisement.
"OK Robin." Raven said and she walked over to the kitchen and stood opposite him and he was really confused.
"Do you like me?" she asked plainly.
"Yeah sure, as a friend..." he said, unsurely. Then a look of realisation came to his face. "Oh no Raven...you read that too?" It was now Raven's turn to be confused.
"What? Read what?" Raven asked.
"Oh...um...nothing..." Robin said, realising his mistake. Raven narrowed her eyes.
"No. Tell me. Now." She said firmly.
"NO!" he suddenly blurted out. Then he pointed at Raven accusingly. "OK! I don't like you more than a friend and I never WILL!" Raven suddenly looked relieved.
"That's all I needed to know!" she said. "Ok, right, I'm going to admit something which would probably make you laugh at me."
"Me too." Robin said and the bacon started burning but both of them ignored it. He took a deep breath and tried to ignore the protests inside his brain telling him not to tell Raven. "Last night I...um...got nightmares because I read a ro-"
"Why is everyone doing the shouting?" someone asked. Robin and Raven turned their heads to a sleepy Starfire and exchanged looks. They were both thinking the same thing: This is the totally wrong time for you to come in Starfire.
"No one was shouting Starfire." Robin said, hoping Starfire would fall for it.
"It must have been my nightmare aftershock..." Starfire said to herself without realising.
"Nightmare? You had a nightmare?" Robin asked. "About what? How?"
"Starfire, what was the nightmare about?" Raven asked.
"Why does everyone wish to know what happened in my nightmare?" Starfire asked. "I...do not wish to tell but I will say it was extremely disturbing and heart-breaking..."
"Heart-breaking?" Robin asked. Starfire nodded.
"And your bacon is doing the burning Robin." She pointed out. Robin glanced down at the frying pan but then glanced back up.
"Starfire...we had nightmares too." Raven said. "And I think it's all for the same reason."
"It is?" Starfire asked, confused. "What was your nightmare about?"
"It was about...me...and you Starfire...and Robin...and Beast Boy...and Cyborg..." Raven said, speaking slowly.
"I was in your nightmare? Did I upset you?" Starfire asked.
"Well I actually kind of upset out first..." Raven said vaguely.
"Starfire, did you go on Fanfiction!?" Robin suddenly blurted out while both of the girls stared at him.
"Yes! Yes I did!" Starfire said suddenly. "That horrid website caused me much pain and misery and nightmares about countless things!"
"You did?!" Raven asked, surprised. "I did too!"
"You did?" Robin and Starfire both asked with even more bemusement.
"I did." Raven said, nodding.
"Well...then I did too..." Robin said, shameful. "And it really gave me really weird, strange and scary nightmares."
"How bad were the nightmares?" Starfire asked.
"Let's see..." Robin said. "Ok, I can't look at Raven without having phrases out of a scarring-for-life robrae story!!!"
"You read a robrae story!?!" Raven asked. "I did too! It was by some person called RXRforever!"
"You read a story about you and Raven liking each other?" Starfire asked quietly.
Whoops.
"Star! I don't mean it like that! It's just I was curious and-" Robin babbled.
"We had no idea what RxR meant and that people could be so...imaginative." Raven said. "I first thought it meant read and review but I guess it meant something else..."
"I cannot believe you do the liking of Raven!" Starfire said upset. (Get ready for confuseness).
"I DON'T!" Robin yelled a little too loudly. "That story gave me nightmares about you leaving the Teen Titans and then Beast Boy leaving the Titans and then you and Beast Boy getting together and then for some reason Raven broke up with me and went off with Cyborg and I went out with Jinx, Terra, Bumble Bee, Kole, Argent and a gazillion other girls I've never seen before and then you broke up with Beast Boy and went out with Cyborg, while Raven had already broken up with him and started going out with Speedy!" Robin took a deep breath and he wasn't finished. "I then went out with this Mary Sue or whatever you call those people and then you broke up with Cyborg and Raven started going out with Beast Boy and then you went out with Aqualad while I was a loner because the Mary Sue died! So then Raven broke up with Beast Boy and Beast Boy and Cyborg started going out while you and Raven started going out while me and Speedy started going out but it turned out Speedy was cheating on me with Aqualad and then Cyborg went out with Bumble Bee while I went out with Beast Boy and I also went out with Cyborg in secret while Bumble Bee had gone out with Aqualad and Speedy in secret! Then Raven went out with Aqualad and Starfire went out with Speedy and then the rest of the Titans came in and started going out with each other until we grew old and DIED!" Robin started panting furiously and he hadn't realised Beast Boy and Cyborg had entered the room and had heard every word of what Robin had been saying. Starfire and Raven stared at him with shock, surprise, bemusement, bamboozlement and whatever other word of surprise you could think off.
"That...was exactly like my nightmare..."everyone said in unison.
"Expect in mine Robin and Starfire went out..." Cyborg said. "And me and Bee didn't..."
"You and Bee went out but me and Raven didn't..." Beast Boy said slowly.
"My nightmare was exactly the same as yours Robin..." Starfire said quietly. Then she turned to Beast Boy and Cyborg. "Did you go on Fanfiction Beast Boy and Cyborg?"
"What, did you guys go on Fanfiction?" Beast Boy asked. They all nodded apart from Robin who was still panting on the floor.
"I did too..." Beast Boy said shamefully. "That...that...website taught me one thing: Never to go on it..."
"I can't believe we wanted to go on it." Raven said, shaking her head.
"I have to say." Cyborg started. "Whoever made Fanfiction is going to pay." All of them (Robin still wasn't up) nodded in agreement.
"Hey Rob, do you have any idea who these Fanfiction creators are?" Beast Boy asked. He looked around but Robin was nowhere to be seen. "Robin? Dude? Where are you?"
"Right here!" Robin wheezed as he stood up unstably and put his hands on the table for support. "I have no idea where they live Beast Boy."
"Darn." Beast Boy muttered. "Um dude..."
"Robin, are you alright?" Starfire asked, concerned.
"Yeah..." Robin reassured though he didn't sound alright at all.
"Wow..." Raven said. "It's amazing how much a bunch of words can do to you." Starfire, Beast Boy, Cyborg and Robin nodded.
"Yeah guys...it made that nightmare so vivid..." Cyborg trailed off. "Don't you think we're too old to have silly nightmares like this?"
"No...you're never too old for a nightmare like that dude..." Beast Boy said, sighing. "And I wonder why our nightmares were slightly different..."
"Oh yes...it is most strange." Starfire agreed. "And it is also strange that only one other person had the same nightmare as you!"
"It is very strange..." Robin said after he had got his breath back.
"I don't know if Bumble Bee did get the same nightmare..." Cyborg said, trailing off. Then everyone fell silent. They looked at each other and then they all departed to their rooms in deep thoughts.
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As soon as the Titans had reached their rooms, they either threw their newly bought laptops out or blocked Fanfiction on their computers. They all felt a great sense of accomplishment and they went back to their daily lives; Silkie caring, Bag punching, Car tinkering, Book reading and Pranks playing as they removed the horrible dread of Fanfiction from their minds. Little did they know that Jinx, Kidflash, Bumble Bee, Speedy, Aqualad, Mas Y Menos, Gizmo, Mammoth, Kyd Wykyyd, Billy Numerous and Seemore had a relatively similar nightmare as them...
I'm sorry for the long wait! Was it worth waiting for? Before you flame, let me remind you that I mean no offence at all and I'm saying that to all of you robrae shippers too. I am so sorry if I offended you ever! Tell me what to improve on please and review! I have no more ideas or plans for a next chapter as I am clueless on how I'm going to get Kole etc. To read fanfictions. They shouldn't get the horror! Fanfiction may be a horrible, scary website to the Teen Titans but to us, it's a great way to waste your time instead of studying. Bye everyone and I hoped you liked it!