A/N OK, due to popular demand, I slipped in some Lit. I hope you like the way it turned out!

Rory "Hey, Mom, whats going on?"

Lorelai "Nothing much. Extremely nauseous."

Rory "I feel our pain."

Lorelai "Oh, someone's waiting for you in the dining room."

Rory "Thats strange. Oh well. See ya later."

Lorelai "See ya.

***

Rory "Jess! What are you doing here?"

Jess "Truncheon went bankrupt."

Rory "I'm sorry to here that."

Jess "Yeah, its a shame. I was doing OK, up until two weeks ago when I couldn't afford my rent and got evicted."

Rory "Thats terrible!"

Jess "I know. So, then, I moved in with my girlfriend, Chloe. Well, that worked out fine until she accused me of cheating because I came to your wedding while she was visiting her in New York in June."

Rory "So she dumped you?"

Jess "No, I dumped her because she didn't trust me. Anyway, that brought me here. I'm living in Luke's old apartment and working in the diner."

Rory "That stinks."

Jess "Yeah. Can we talk in private?"

Rory "Sure."

***

Rory "What do you want?"

Jess "I wanna talk about us."

Rory "Jess..."

Jess "Now hear me out. When you came to the open house, I thought, maybe, never mind. Its stupid."

Rory "No, tell me."

Jess "OK fine. I thought that you over Logan. And then the kiss..."

Rory "Jess that was two years ago! I'm married now. I love Logan."

Jess "Do you really? Do you really love him?"

Rory "Yes."

Jess "Then why didn't you trust him?"

Rory "What?"

Jess "When he slept with those bridesmaids? You accused him of cheating."

Rory "He did cheat. But only because he thought we weren't together.!"

Jess "Likely story."

Rory "Its true."

Jess "So you're telling me that over the past two years, you've never had any feelings about me."

Rory "Maybe a little."

Jess "Then dump Huntzeberger. Come back to Philly with me."

Rory "Jess, I can't leave Logan."

Jess "Why not? You practically just said you love me."

Rory "I'm having his baby!I can't just run off with you and let you raise Logan's kid!"

Jess "I understand."*sigh*

Rory "Besides, we're cousins now, remember?"

Jess "Right. It would be sorta weird."

Rory "Tell me about it."

Logan "Rory!"

Rory "Oh crap, Logan's coming! Lets go."

Jess "Why?"

Rory "Well ,don't you think it will look weird? You and me, stand in a hotel room, talking."

Jess "Fine, I'll call ya later. Bye."

Rory "Bye."