Luke "Hey."

Lorelai "Hey, How's it goin'?"

Luke "Caesar's already trying to prove to me that he can handle thing at the diner when you have the babies."

Lorelai "ugh. So is Michel. It's really beginning to get on my nerves."

Luke "Well, Michel should know than to get on a pregnant lady's nerves."

Lorelai "Hey, I taught Paul Anka a trick!"

Luke "What trick? He can't even understand sit!"

Lorelai "Paul Anka, push the stroller!" (Paul Anka puts his front paws on the stroller handlebar and starts walking)

Luke "Wow. I'm sincerely impressed."

Lorelai "Yeah, now if only we could teach him to change a diaper. Oh my God, Luke, come feel this!"

Luke (walks over and feels) "You wanted me to feel your stomach because you have gas?"

Lorelai "Luke, that's not gas."

Luke "Wait, are you sure?"

Lorelai "Luke, you just felt your child kick you."

Luke "Oh wow."

Lorelai "I know."

Luke "It stopped."

Lorelai "I know. That's because they're hungry."

Luke "OK. What do you want?"

Lorelai "Chicken salad. No salad. Corn on the cob. No cob."

Luke "OK. Does Paul Anka like corn?

Lorelai "Uh yeah."

Luke "OK

***

Rory "Logan!"

Logan "What, Ace?"

Rory "She's doing it again!"

Logan "Let me feel! Oh wow! That is so cool!"

Rory "Oh, isn't it! It's absolutely the coolest feeling ever."

Logan "Hey, did you hear about that job?"

Rory "Oh yeah. I got it!"

Logan "No way, Ace!"

Rory "Yeah. I can work from home and everything! It's perfect."

Logan "Awesome."

Rory "Lora's hungry."

Logan "Strawberry or vanilla?"

Rory "Vanilla with Strawberry chunks."

Logan "You got it, Ace

***

Lorelai "Lily

Luke "No. How about Jamie."

Lorelai "Maybe. Ellie."

Luke "Nah. Zack."

Lorelai "I like it."

Luke "Now we're getting somewhere. Allison."

Lorelai "No."

***

And there you go. R&R! Also, chapter 4 of my other story should be up soon. P.S. I changed my mind on one of the twins' names, but I'm not telling which. The new name is in this chapter though. Post your guesses in the review section!