Me: Ok here we are with another chapter and sorry for the late update but this is a long chapter. Also if you're tired of my randomness which actually took three pages! Then just skip to the results and tell me in the review to shut up! OK not that rudely but you get it…
Cameraman: Get her! *Points at Lauren*
Lauren: Edward! OMG it's Edward, I love you Edward *glares at Bella*
Jasper: I thought I tied her up
Ryan: Do you tie everyone up? *gulps*
Jasper: Only people I don't like
Ryan: *laughs nervously*
Lauren: I'm going to sing! *grabs my mic*
Me: Everyone cover your ears
*Everyone listens*
Lauren: I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-, life in plastic it's fantastic!
Alice: Hey! That's my song! Emmett let's show her!
Emmett: Yeah! Come on Barbie let's go party (and it goes on and on and on and on and on… yeah I don't have life)
Me: *un-covers ears* is it over?
Everyone: *nods*
Me: Ok this is a SUPER long chapter (which I already said)
Emmett: Hey that's what sh-
Me: *hit's Emmett with a book* no perverted jokes, kids are watching!
Emmett: where?
Jasper: Technically you can't watch a story, you read a story
Me: I'm not in the mood for your smartness
Edward: Smartness is not a word…
Me: It is in my world! (I know it isn't a word)
Jasper and Edward: Ahh..ok…
Me: Anyway, let's get this started first off thanks to all that reviewed very helpful! Someone will leave the story for ever…
Everyone apart from Me: ??
Me: I'm being dramatic! Also I do not own Twilight, American Idol, Paralyzed by Finger 11, Bootylicious by Destiny's Child, Who I Am by Jessica Andrews, You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift, and I'd lie by Taylor Swift So before the results I'm going to introduce our next round of contestants! Emmett!
Emmett: Thank you all for coming here today! I love each and every one of ya!
Me: *rolls eyes* Ok quickly describe yourself
Emmett: Well I'm very buff *flexes muscle* I'm not single ladies, uh… what else?
Charlotte: He has a vampire pony named Stanley
Emmett: I do? *I show him last chapter*right… I came here because I was bored… I get kind of strange when I'm bored
Me: OMG me too!
Everyone apart from Me: Uhh Carlisle?
Carlisle: Just get to the point
Me: Ok… um Kalin
Kalin: Hey! Hey! I'm not here just for fun; I live with an abusive mother who at age five had me swear to win this! I promised with a blood oath! (BTW this isn't true…I think…)
*Chirp, chirp, Chirp*
Me: Uh how unfortunate… Caitlyn!
Caitlyn: Wow thanks for putting me in your story!
Me: No problem!
Rosalie: How low can you go making people up!
Caitlyn: I'm real! I'm just here for fun I don't care how far I get!
Me: Someone normal… ok Ally!
Ally: Wow this is awesome! I'm here because wouldn't it be just so cool to win!
Kalin: You're not winning *glares*
Me: And finally Emily! My real life B.F.F.L.!
Emily: Well I didn't expect to get this far, but when I auditioned I crossed out David Cooks picture. Because I don't like him… *glares*
*chirp, chirp, chirp*
Emmett: Scary!!
Me: Ok now to Ryan with the results
RPOV (Ryan's)
I headed back into the room, the judges had finished conversing and the results were in. Rosalie, Jasper, Julia, Charlotte, and Bella all entered the stage.
"Charlotte step forward," Simon ordered
Charlotte stepped forward nervously
"Jasper, Bella step forward," they did both just as nervous as Charlotte, actually Jasper looked frightened. But maybe that's how he always looked I thought.
"Rosalie step forward," Simon said, "All those in the front are through, I'm sorry Julia you're not going through," Simon said. Though by his bored tone I could tell he didn't really care.
Julia nodded and walked off stage after receiving a hug from Charlotte and Bella.
"Julia the first to go, how do you feel?" I asked her
"Fine, I'm going to the casino," she said as she started walking off
"Wait! Are you coming back next year?" I asked
"Nah! One year's enough," with that she walked off.
"Now Emmett's turn! A favorite from Washington let's see if he will pass this round," I said to the camera.
EPOV (Emmett)
I watched Rosalie walk gracefully back to her seat followed by Bella and Jasper.
"I knew you'd get through babe," I told her
"Because I'm a vampire?" she asked
"No because you're you," I said to her
She smiled "sucking up to me, might not be the best idea. Why don't you suck up to the judges instead," she suggested.
The comment received some laughs from Edward and Jasper, "right… I can hear him now 'Simon babe you're blonde hair blows gracefully in the wind…'" Jasper said
"I do not sound like that!" I boomed
"Ah right… suck up," Rosalie said grinning
"You too!" I was shocked at her joining with those too
"What can I say the dark side has cookies!" Rosalie joked
"Uh…cookies?" Bella asked probably shocked at this new side of Rosalie.
"Blood cookies," Rosalie said
We all stared at her in confusion
"What? It's a joke!" she responded
"Emmett!" called Simon interrupting my comeback
"I will be back," I said getting up and walking to the stage.
I grinned as I grabbed the mic off the stand and began singing (Paralyzed by Finger 11)
"hold on so nervously
To me and my drink
I wish it was cooling me
But so far, has not been good
It's been shitty
And I feel awkward, as I should
This club has got to be
The most pretentious thing
Since I thought you and me
Well I am imagining
A dark lit place
Or your place or my place
Well I'm not paralyzed
But, I seem to be struck by you
I want to make you move
Because you're standing still
If your body matches
What your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through
Me on my way to you
I hold out for one more drink
Before I think
I'm looking too desperately
But so far has not been fun
I should just stay home
If one thing really means one
This club will hopefully
Be closed in three weeks
That would be cool with me
Well I'm still imagining
A dark lit place
Or your place or my place
Well, I'm not paralyzed
But, I seem to be struck by you
I want to make you move
Because you're standing still
If your body matches
What your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through
Me on my way to you
We'll, I'm not paralyzed
But, I seem to be struck by you
I want to make you move
Because you're standing still
If your body matches
What your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through
Me on my way to you
I'm not paralyzed
But, I seem to be struck by you
I want to make you move
Because you're standing still
If your body matches
What your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through
Me on my way to you
You'll probably move right through
Me on my way to you
You'll probably move right through
Me on my way to you" I finished, I don't know what made me choose this song it was far from a love song well maybe in some wacky strange world I thought walking back to my seat.
I walked back to my seat as Simon called the next name, "Kalin!"
KPOV (Kalin's)
I was ready for this! I had spent years perfecting my voice since that fateful day when my mother sat me down and had me swear with my own blood that I would win American Idol.
Of course that was after she had finished her third glass of wine and we had watched Happy Days. I knew then that no matter how crazy this dream was I would win it and I would never be forgotten I mean who would forget me with a face like mine?
"Kalin!" called Simon in his strong British accent; I mentally mimicked him laughing at my joke while onlookers stared in awe of my perfection.
I walked slowly up to the stage taking my sweet, sweet time I could already see myself winning the show.
I waited dramatically as everyone stared at me in awe I grabbed a lock of my hair and sucked on it nervously then I spit it out, grabbed the mic and sang my poor, sexy heart out. (Bootylicious by Destiny's Child)
"Kelly, can you handle this?
Michelle, can you handle this?
Beyoncé, can you handle this?
I don't think they can handle this," I saw the judges hiding behind their notepads laughing I just smiled and continued.
"Barely move, we've arrived
Lookin sexy, lookin fly
Baddest chick, chick inside
DJ, jam tonight
Spotted me a tender thang
There you are, come on baby
Don't you wanna dance with me
Can you handle, handle me," I sang dancing around
"You gotta do much better if you gone dance with me tonight
You gotta work your jelly if you gone dance with me tonight
Read my lips carefully if you like what you see
Move, groove, prove you can hang with me
By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me
Hook up your seatbelt, it's time for takeoff
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe
Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
I don't think you can handle this!
I'm about to break you off
H-town goin hard
Lead my hips, slap my thighs
Swing my hair, square my eyes
Lookin hot, smellin good
Groovin like I'm from the hood
Look over my shoulder, I blow you a kiss
Can you handle, handle this
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe
Move your body up and down (whoo!)
Make your booty touch the ground (whoo!)
I can't help but wonder why (whoo!)
Is my vibe too vibealacious for you, babe
I shake my jelly at every chance
When I whip with my hips you slip into a trance
I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have
Now let's cut a rug while we scat some jazz," I said then began scatting
"I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe," I finished blowing an air kiss at the audience. And walked back to my seat past all my adoring fans, yeah I had this show in my hands.
CPOV (Caitlyn's)
I had been sitting patiently watching others sing some were really good and made me sink into my seat with worry. Others were funny just like the guy before me; I wondered how far he would get. Other than that my head was stuck in day dreams thinking of anywhere but here, I was broken out of my thoughts by Simon calling my name.
"Caitlyn!" he called
I stood up and wiped my red jeans off just in case they had any dust on them. Then I walked down to the stage happily content with whatever the outcome I was to face later on. I grabbed the mic and sighed as I began singing.
(Who I Am by Jessica Andrews)
"If I live to be a hundred
And never see the seven wonders
That'll be alright
If I don't make it to the big leagues
If I never win a Grammy
I'm gonna be just fine
'Cause I know exactly who I am
I am Rosemary's granddaughter
The spitting image of my father
And when the day is done
My momma's still my biggest fan
Sometimes I'm clueless and I'm clumsy
But I've got friends who love me
And they know just where I stand
It's all a part of me
And that's who I am
So when I make big mistake
When I fall flat on my face
I know I'll be alright
Should my tender heart be broken
I will cry those teardrops knowin'
I will be just fine
'Cause nothin' changes who I am
I am Rosemary's granddaughter
The spitting image of my father
And when the day is done
My momma's still my biggest fan
Sometimes I'm clueless and I'm clumsy
But I've got friends who love me
And they know just where I stand
It's all a part of me
And that's who I am
I'm a saint and I'm a sinner
I'm a loser, I'm a winner
I'm am steady and unstable
I am young but I'm able
I am Rosemary's granddaughter
The spitting image of my father
And when the day is done
My momma's still my biggest fan
Sometimes I'm clueless and I'm clumsy
But I've got friends who love me
And they know just where I stand
It's all a part of me
And that's who I am
I am Rosemary's granddaughter
The spitting image of my father
And when the day is done
My momma's still my biggest fan
Sometimes I'm clueless and I'm clumsy
But I've got friends who love me
And they know just where I stand
It's all a part of me
And that's who I am." I finished the song and smiled down at the audience
APOV (Ally's)
"Ally!" called Simon
I smiled excitedly as I got up from my seat, I was here! I smiled even more at that thought. I had been having a boring summer, reading fanfic after fanfic. I was glad I had the chance to do something; I walked up to the stage. Walking past a sea of people, I grabbed the mic and began singing (You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift)
"You're on the phone with your girlfriend
She's upset
She's going off about something that you said
'Cuz she doesn't get your humor like I do...
I'm in the room
It's a typical Tuesday night
I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn't like
And she'll never know your story like I do'
But she wears short skirts
I wear T-shirts
She's cheer Captain
And I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day when you wake up
And find that what you're looking for has been here the whole time
If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see,
You belong with me
You belong with me
Walkin' the streets with you and your worn-out jeans
I can't help thinking this is how it ought to be
Laughing on a park bench, thinking to myself
Hey isn't this easy
And you've got a smile that could light up this whole town
I haven't seen it in a while since she brought you down
You say your fine
I know you better than that
Hey whatcha doing with a girl like that
She wears high heels
I wear sneakers
She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day when you wake up
And find that what you're looking for has been here the whole time
If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see
You belong with me
Standing by and waiting at your back door
All this time how could you not know
Baby...
You belong with me
You belong with me
Oh'
I remember you drivin' to my house in the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh
When you know you're about to cry
And I know your favorite songs
And you tell me about your dreams
Think I know where you belong
Think I know it's with me...
Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along
So why can't you see
You belong with me
Standing by and waiting at your back door
All this time
How could you not know
Baby...
You belong with me
You belong with me
You belong with me...
Have you ever thought just maybe...
You belong with me
You belong with me..." I walked off stage excited, praying that what I sang was enough to get me through to the next round.
EPOV (Emily's)
"Emily!" called Simon
I had imagined this day many times before dreaming that David Archuleta would be sitting right next to me, sigh yet he isn't here I thought turning to the seat beside me being occupied with this big burly guy.
I got off of my seat and walked up to the stage why couldn't it be David Archuleta calling my name? If I hadn't crossed out David Cook's picture then being forced to sing and for some miracle or maybe it was just plain luck I had ended up here. I was on the same stage as David Archuleta I realized then I stopped myself from kneeling down and kissing the floor. Focus Emily I told myself staring out at stage.
My stomach got butterflies just like I do with David Archuleta sigh, my music started and I grabbed my mic. (I'd Lie by Taylor Swift)
"I don't think that passenger seat
Has ever looked this good to me
He tells me about his night
And I count the colors in his eyes," I began
"He'll never fall in love, he swears,
As he runs his fingers through his hair
I'm laughing 'cause I hope he's wrong
And I don't think it ever crossed his mind
He tells a joke, I fake a smile
That I know all his favorite songs
"And I could tell you
His favorite color's green,
He loves to argue,
Born on the seventeenth,
His sister's beautiful,
He has his father's eyes,
And if you ask me if I love him
I'd lie.
He looks around the room
Innocently overlooks the truth
Shouldn't a light go on
Doesn't he know that
I've had him memorized for so long
And he sees everything black and white
Never let nobody see him cry,
I don't let nobody see me
Wishing he was mine.
I could tell you
His favorite color's green,
He loves to argue,
Born on the seventeenth,
His sister's beautiful,
He has his father's eyes,
And if you ask me if I love him
I'd lie.
He stands there, then walks away
My God, if I could only say
"I'm holding every breath for you"
He'd never tell you
But he can play guitar
I think he can see through
Everything but my heart.
First thought when I wake up
Is "My God, he's beautiful"
So I put on my make-up
And pray for a miracle.
Yes, I could tell you
His favorite color's green,
And he loves to argue,
Oh, and it kills me...
His sister's beautiful,
He has his father's eyes,
And if you ask me if I love him...
If you ask me if I love him...
I'd lie." I finished, Taylor Swift really could write any song that would match an experience you had or have that's why I choose this song.
I smiled shyly at the audience then walked off the stage awaiting my fate.
Me: Ok that was our wonderful singers, more to come believe me. Thanks to ginny'snumber1fan (Ally) and dragonsong94 (Caitlyn) for letting me put you in the story hoped you guys liked it and of course thanks to my friends Kalin and Emily for allowing me to add you guys too.
Rosalie: Bored, can I go now?
Me: Never mwahaha (sp?)
Everyone: ??
Me: it's time for this chapters contestants to say why they should stay, Emmett?
Emmett: Please don't let me leave I want to stay! Please! *down on his knees begging*
Everyone except Emmett:???
Emmett: It worked with Alice
Alice: I've got a cute face *smiles*
Me: Kalin?
Kalin: Ok if you don't vote for me then I will cry. I'll cry so much that the world will drown it will be horrible everyone will die and no one will ever hear my beautiful voice ever again!
Me: Uh ok scary…
Rosalie: You wrote it
Me: Caitlyn
Caitlyn: I'll probably vote for myself
Kalin: Cheater!
Me: You can vote for yourself to you know, Ally
Ally: I agree with Caitlyn also please don't stop my fun
Caitlyn: me neither!
Me: Emily!
Emily: As long as I get to meet David Archuleta it's fine
Me: So humble, that's it so vote!
A/N: So who will it be? Please R&R, next up is Edward so if you want to hear him sing then review soon! Thanks for all that voted!