I disown BLEACH or anything else in it. Got this idea from someone's mature fanic of Ichigo.

Chapter 2

Captains Meeting, The truth, and the Order

'Great the Captains meeting is in 30 minutes...', I thought, now walking with Kurosaki and Ukitake.

Either this was Kusajichi or Kurosutchi who did this while I was asleep but if what Abarai said was a good idea, then I have no reason to worry! I hope... Kurosaki and Ukitake were trying to hide the ears and tail as best as they could when people walked by. The fact of make wearing a hat, freaked me out as well as everyone else.

"Well Ichigo-kun, we're here.",Ukitake announced to Kurosaki.

"Oh boy...",I sighed under my breath."I know Soi Fon-taiho will be hugging me knowing how she loves cats..."

"Well lets go inside...",Ukitake said. Kurosaki opened the door and peeked inside. No Zaraki... Ha!

"Well no Kenpachi so... close is clear. Besides Soi Fon, Unohana, Kyoruku-san, Byakuya, and Komamura-san.",Kurosaki announced.

"Juushiro!",I heard Kyoruku say."If you have Toushiro-kun come inside with him!"

"Just a minute!",Ukitake said. He went in first. Then I heard: "Now this might be a shocker to see Hitsugaya-kun like... something different but hold back laughter and squells. Hitsugaya!"

"Come on Toushiro.",Kurosaki said, trying to drag me in. Almost blushing, we walked in.

"Woah...",said everyone in the meeting room.

"What happened?",asked Kuchiki-taicho. I think my blush got darker.

"I woke up like this...",I answered.

"So, your a kitten?",questioned Soi Fon-taicho. I nodded. She clicked her tounge a few times."Here, kitty, kitty, kitty..."

"Not funny!",I yelled. More like a hiss. Soi Fon-taicho took out a ball of yarn."Soi Fon, me having ears and a tail, doesn't mean I'll come there..."

I felt myself suddenly moving forward. Oh that yarn looks fun and that noise. Soi Fon-taicho was still doing the noise. I ran and pounced on the yarn. She stopped the clicking and rubbed in-between my ears. I stopped playing the yarn quickly enough and purred loudly. Thats when the door opened and my face grew red, stood up and dashed between Ukitake and Kurosaki. Kurosutchi.

"Hitsugaya, what happened?",he asked me.

"I woke up like this.",I growled."Hopefully you can explain..."

"Er, well...",he started. I growled."Well I snuck into your bedroom last night and injected you with a animal potion that makes the person the animal they mostly act or look like... I guess yours is a kitty..."

"I'll kill you...",I growled. I felt someone scratching behind my ears which made me purr. "Purrrrrrr"

"Good kitty, relax...",I heard Kurosaki say to me. Thats when the door opened to reveal Zaraki and soutaicho.

"Hitsugaya-taicho, its not Halloween so please remove those...",Soutaicho said.

"I am sorry sir.",Kurosaki said. And grabbed the tail and yanked then did the ears and yanked."But they won't come off."

"Then what happened?",he asked.

"Er, Kurosutchi came into my room last night and injected me with a potion that makes any shinigami or human to any animal they are or look like.",I started to explain."And I woke up like this..."

"Hm...",started the soutaicho.

"Sir, maybe Tou- I mean Hitsugaya-taicho could stay in the world of the living until he's normal.", Kurosaki said."Along with Abarai-fukutaicho?"

"And how will this help?",questioned the soutaicho.

"Well actually the potion is supposed to wear off in about 6 months or so...",Kurosutchi said."But it will take a shorter time if Hitsugaya-taicho is in Karakura in a gigai."

"Then permission granted...",soutaicho replied."However Hitsugaya-taicho,you will go to a SWA meeting before you go and they will play with you like that."

"Sir, I'll show him where it is.",Soi Fon-taicho said."Along with Unohana-taicho. We're both in the SWA. The meeting is after this..."

"Very well.",the soutaicho said."Hitsugaya-taicho, after that is done, your vice captain will bring you to your office and after that Abarai and Kurosaki will bring you to Karakura."

"Yes sir.",I said. Ukitake started to rub in between my ears."Purrrrrrrrrr"

"Aw!",said Soi Fon-taicho, Unohana-taicho,and Kyoruku-taicho. They ran up to me and started to play with me. My tail wagged back and forth multiple times.

"St-stop!",I stammered, still purring loudly. Though Kyoruku grabbed my tail and yanked."Ow!"

"Aw is litle kitty kitty hurtin'?",questioned Soi Fon-tacho cutely."Heeeey I got the perfect name!"

"Huh?",questioned all the captains, Kurosaki, and me.

"Shiro Neko!",Soi Fon-taicho said. Everyone was too busy mumbling to notice me crawling off.

'Just a little closer...',I thought but was picked up.

"Oh no you don't!",Zaraki said. I squirmed to be let go."Oh guys! Look who tried to sneak off!"

"Aw whats wrong this time?",asked Soi Fon-taicho, walking up to Zaraki."Is this too much noise for you?"

I grimaced at how cutely she was asking. Thats when she grabbed me out of Zaraki's mean grip and set me down on the ground. All fours style. Mother fricken fucker! This isn't how I should be treated! I mean seriously...

'Well at least over at Karakura, you'll be in a human gigai...',explained Hyourinmaru.

'True...',I answered.

"So Shiro Neko, how 'bout we go to the meeting now huh?",Soi Fon-taicho said."Meow for a yes and meow twice for a maybe."

"Meow...",I mewled once. She happened to squell at this and we went to the Shinigami Women's Association meeting.

I could seriously hear Unohana-taicho and Soi Fon-taicho whispering to eachother. As we were walking anyway. (I totally feel bad for Toushiro now) But anyway, As we were walking, they whispered to eachother. I didn;t even know where I was going until they stopped me and staretd to drag me to 6th squad. We reached a room and opened a door. I ducked besides the wall. SHIT! Kusajichi, Momo, Matsumoto... All of them are going to fucking glomp me.

"Uh did I just see Shiro-chan?",I heard Momo ask.

"Its Hitsugaya-taicho Bed-wetter~!",I yelped as I noticed. I covered my motuh. Oh my fucking god.

"Oh lookies~",squelled Kusajichi, landing pefectly on my shoulders and playing with my ears."Shiro has kitty ears and a tail!"

"Oh my god taicho!",squelled Matsumoto and went to play around with my tail. Thats when she looked up."Ichigo-kun, Renji-kun!"

"Aw he's just so cute!",squelled Kuchiki, hugging me hard sending me to the floor."Sure he's not Chappy but he's twice as cute~"

"Uh girls, enjoy playing with Toushiro for a while. We'll be back for him in...",started Kurosaki.

"2 hours.",finished Abarai.

Oh god kill me. So ya Abarai and Kurosaki left and Momo came up to me. She put her hand in-between my ears and rubbed my head. She did that everyday when we were younger. She rubbed a little harder and I was holding in a purr. I felt someone tieing something around my tail and it was Kusajichi. She made a bow with a ribbon on my tail! It was a white ribbon and she started slimb on my back to make my hair cute too... Momo rubbed harder.

"Purrrrrrrrr",I purred. I could see the smile on Momo's face. At least she was happy. She kept rubbing and rubbing."Stoooop Hinamoriiiiii!"

"Aw come on Shiro-chan!",she squelled."You are just so cute!"

"Hey Hinamori-san! Let me try!",Kuchiki said. Momo stepped aside. Kuchiki then grabbed my ears and played with them."Kawaii!"

"Hey girls, Unohana-taicho and I have some important business back at our offices.",Soi Fon-taico said."Have fun with Shiro Neko!"

"Shiro Neko...",I growled. I also noticed Nanao, Isane, Nemu, and Kiyone standing in the back, not actually caring. Matsumoto started to rub behind my ears."Purrrrr"

Finally 2 hours later, the girls were asleep, Kusajichi cuddling me and actually using me as a pillow. I was just about to go to sleep when Kuroskai and Abarai came in through the door. I carefully moved Kusajichi onto Momo and got up, brushing myself off. Ugh... Kusajichi did something to my hair with ribbons and with my tail. Momo just ruffled my hair which me grimace. I walked to the door.

"Ready to go?",asked Kurosaki. I looked at him.

"Yea, I'm ready.",I answered.

'And off to Karakura we go...'

So ya next will be Toushiro AKA Shiro Neko in Karakura. So ya-

Toushiro: You are a realy bitch.

Thank you. -rubs him in between the ears, he purrs-

Toushiro: Stop that!

So ya peoples Review! A lot of people love Toushiro Hitsugaya so reviews! And plus check out my other story 'The Lies about crushes and Torture' and please give me ideas to torture Renji!

SouTaicho- Head Captain

Taicho- Captain

Shiro-chan: Lil Shiro

Shiro Neko: White Cat