I don't own anything in this story. I got this idea from someone's Mature fanfiction.

Chapter 3

Karakura Town

So once we reached Karakura, we went to go find Kisuke Urahara for my gigai. I just hope its a human gigai and not a fricken kitten. Abarai and Kurosaki were in front of me and being in my Soul Reaper form was annoying as fuck. Wait a minute, Karin Kuroskai can see me! Oh god lets just hope she's not playing soccor with her friends at this moment. We finally reached Urahara's Shoten and went inside.

"Yo! Kisuke!",yelled Kurosaki."You got our gigai's?!"

"Hai hai!",yelled Kisuke back. He then came out with a cage and two boxes."The Soutaicho told me to give Hitsugaya-kun a kitten gigai..."

"Hell no!",I yelled."I'm not going in a kitten gigai!"

"You are too!",yelled Abarai then took out the kitten gigai. I backed away."Whats wrong?"

"Toushiro, you can be a house cat in my house...",Kurosaki said."Well a house kitty... So get in the damn gigai!"

I felt being pushed down. I shut my eye's tightly and when I opened them, everyone was bigger than me. Well always has... (Toushiro: That wasn't nice! Me: Don't care) When I tried standing, I was on all fours. God damn it... I'm a fucking kitty! I growled but turned out as a hiss, I want to yell but it came out as a meow. Great I feel like Yoruichi...

"Try speaking Toushiro.",Kurosaki said.

"I'll fucking kill you...",I hissed. He jumped."Oh ya thats right... I can speak..."

"But you sound like a girl...",Abarai said. I hissed."Just kidding."

"What are we going to do for the sullplies?",asked Kurosaki, picking me up.

"I got them.",Abarai said, then going in another room and dragging a red wagon out with kitten sullplies."Now lets get to your house."

I felt something going around my neck. A collar and a leash. I'm not a god dang dog. Kurosaki put me down and we walked to his house. There, before he opened the door, he picked me up once more and opened the door. He dodged a kick from his father, or my former taicho... Isshin.

"Dad! Don't do that!",yelled a blonde girl."Ichigo has a kitten in his arms!"

"Yes I do Yuzu and this is our new kitten...",Kurosaki replied and handed me to his sister, which was Yuzu."Waht are you going to name him?"

"A white kitten is a boy!?",squelled Yuzu. Then petted me."I'll name him Shiro..."

"Huh? Why Shiro?",asked a familiar voice. Karin...

"Because its on his tag...",Yuzu said then showed me to Karin."Ichigo! Can I bring Shiro in my room and play with him?Please?"

"Sure Yuzu.",Kurosaki said.

So ya Yuzu brought me up to her room which had another bed. I assumed her and Karin shared a room. She placed me down on her bed and pulled out some clothes. She then took a ribbon and tied it around my tail and took off the collar to place a silver ribbon around my neck. I blinked at her. At least she was gentle.

"Yuzu! Can we borrow Shiro for a while!",I heard Kurosaki yell.

"Hold on Ichigo!",squelled Yuzu and picked me up. She walked to another room, which was Kurosaki's and walked inside. She set me down."There we go. Ichigo, bring him to my room once your done okay?"

"Okay Yuzu.",Kurosaki said and brought me to a bed."This is where you will sleep okay Toushiro?"

"Whatever.",I was busy setting something up."Abarai, what are you doing?"

"Setting up the kitty toys, the food and water bowl, and the litterbox...",Abarai replied, and pulled away. "There..."

"Ichi-nii...",started Karin as she came in the room."Can I see Shiro for a while?"

"Yuzu gets him after you...",Kurosaki replied. Karin picked me up and we went out in he backyard.

"I know its you Toushiro...",Karin said. I sighed."What happened?"

"Woke up with kitty ears and a tail...",I replied."Kisuke thought it would be so great to have me in a kitty gigai..."

"Okay lets get inside so Yuzu and I can play with you...",Karin told me and we went back inside."Yuzu! Lets play with Shiro together, okay?"

"Okay Karin!",squelled Yuzu and Karin placed me on her bed this time."So Shiro, what do you want to play with?"

I store at her and Karin with a blank look and then looked around the room. Karin's side was full of soccor stuff. Yuzu's side was full of stuffed animals and dolls. I crawled over to one of Karin's soccor balls and swiped at it. Good thing it didn't pop.

"Look Karin! Shiro wants to play!",Yuzu squelled. I looked at her. Karin ad a 'WTF' expression.

"Meow?",I meowed questionly.(Whats wrong?)

"Nothing Shiro...",Karin replied. Wow she can speak cat!

"Mew Mew?",I mewed.(You sure?)

"Yes I am sure Shiro...",Karin said."Now I think Ichi-nii and his friend want you back..."

"Aw but Karin-chan!",whined Yuzu. I crawled up on Yuzu and she squelled with delight. She started to rub in-between my ears.

"Prrrrrrrrrrr",I purred. Yuzu and Kairn were both so comforting. I saw Yuzu look at the clock and gasp. She handed me to Karin and stumbled down the stairs."Okay, what was that all about?"

"Yuzu has to make dinner...",Karin replied. Then held me up so I could look in her face."That reminds me, isn't time for dinner for you, Toushiro?"

"Karin...",started Kurosaki, who was at the door."Why did you call the kitten Toushiro?"

"Er... well...",Karin started.

"She knows about shinigami!",I mewled."I helped her win a soccor match and killed a hollow... Pretty stupid to hit a hollow with a soccor ball..."

"I thought it would work.",Karin argued."Ichi-nii, I think Toushiro needs dinner..."

Kurosaki picked me up and Karin followed. Back in his room, Abarai was gone but food was in one bowl and water was in another. Kuroskai set me down by the two bowls and I sniffed the food. My kitty like instinces made me eat it. Stupid ass gigai, now that I'm a kitty, I love the food. I stopped eating and started to drink the water. When I looked up at the two siblings, they were smiling at eachother.

"What are you two smiling at?",I asked. They flinched.

"Ichigo! Renji-kun! Karin-chan! Dinners ready!",I heard Yuzu yell. They dashed the steps. Abarai came back and he dashed down the steps.

I sighed and crawled into my little bed. Being a kitten sucked. I started to close my eys and sleep but Kurosaki and Abarai came back upstairs and sat on Kurosaki's bed and ate there. They ended up peeking in the place where I slept and smiled slightly. I cuddled up in a little ball and closed my eyes.

'Now the next day...'

Well the 3rd chapter of I'm a what now is finished!

Toushiro: Try having to deal with two girls...

Karin: Shiro!

Toushiro: Don't call me-

Yuzu: Karin, grab Shiro. Its time for his little kitten bath.

Have fun Shiro!

Toushiro: -hisses at me-

Ichigo: Relax, he always does that.

Whatever... I had a kitten. she was at my house until she was probably 7 weeks old and died. Before her, I had another cat named Abby and we had to give her away because she was a trouble- maker.

Ichigo and Renji: We're sorry

I don't need your sympathy!-sighs- I miss them but Review and tell me what you think!

(And yes, that kitten story, was true! )