Last time, Toushiro went to the vet because he had ticks. Then as Momo and him were leaving the vet, Ichigo had texted her and said to meet him, Renji, Yuzu, and Karin across the street to a restaurant. But something happened. I disown everything and got this idea from someone's Mature fanfic.


Chapter 5

What The Hell Is Going On?!

"Hey baby... how 'bout you come with us?"

'Who the hell is that!?',I thought.

"Uh... um... er...",stammered Hinamori. I glanced up at her."Um, n-no."

'Thatta girl...',I thought, letting out a soft mewl.

"I-I'm s-s-sorry b-but I h-have s-somewhere t-to b-be.",stammered Hinamori once more.

"We won't take no for a answer..."

"N-n-nya!",I stammered out saying.(Nya means Meow and Toushiro's saying St-st-stop!)

"H-huh?!"

"Meow! Mew! Nya! MEW!"(Did you not hear me!? Leave her alone!)

"What the-",started Hinamori and the pervs actually ran away from what the hell just happened."Wow, thanks Shiro-chan."

"It was nothing...",I whispered to her."Lets just get to the restaurant across the street. The light is green."

Hinamori look both ways and practically ran across the street. I just noiced that she was hugging me so close to her chest. I mentally blushed as she was hair wasn't in a bun like always. It was in a ponytail. How cute. Wait... bad Toushiro! Bad! Once across the street, the cars finally started to move once again. We entered the little restaurant, finding no one.

"Yo! Momo! Over here!",I heard Abarai yell.

"O-oh.",Hinamori stammered. Then she ran over to the table."Er, where should I put Shiro?"

"Back in his cage...",Karin said, giving Hinamori the cage. Which Hinamori looked at it and grabbed it. She then put me in the cage which I disliked being in there.

"So, have yo guys ordered yet?",asked Hinamori.

"No...",said Abarai."We were waiting for you."

"Oh okay.",Hinamori said."Well, what are you guys getting?"

"We actually ordered you a peach smoothie with watermelon mixed into it.",I heard Kurosaki say."What took you guys so long?"

"The light?",Hinamori answered in a question like manner.

"N-n-nya!",I stammered.(N-n-no!)

"H-huh?",questioned Yuzu.

"Meow! Mew! Nya! Mew! Meow!"(Being chased by perverts! I helped!)

"Hello!",I heard a female voice and I heard glasses being put down."Are you guys ready to order?"

"Not yet.",I heard Kurosaki say."We're still thinking."

I noticed the girl left and everyone was too busy talking to notice me. Once the girl got back, I thought of just dissappearing but noooo he authoress wants to wait until chapter 7! (Stick to the script! Toushiro: But its humilating! Me: So what? Toushiro: I won't do it! Me: I'm the one typing so I'll make you!) Sure Hinamori looked cute in her clothing and I was having fun being held close to her chest but I so want to get out!(Point one for the authoress! Toushiro: I hate you! Me: xP Devious little bitch aint I?)

"Ready to order?",asked the lady.

"Yes.",said Kurosaki."I'll have the cod fish with lemon please."

"I'll have the cajun shrimp!",said Hinamori.

"I'll have the hot wings with ranch.",said Abarai.

"We'll both have ramin.",Karin and Yuzu said together.

"Though mine will be spicy.",Karin said.

"Coming right up.",the lady said.

After the lady left, songs decided to come on. Okay now I'm just blabbling. Stupid authoress. Wait, its December... my birthday's coming up. Hopefully this will end by then. Or the next day, if it doesn't, Ukitake will come and start playing with me as his birthday gift. Then December 25th is Christmas. Damn. Why must this happen in December?! God... Once the waitress came back, I smelt fish. Mmmmmm fish... Cod Fish...

"Excuse me, can I have an extra fish for our kitten?",I heard Abarai say.

"Non cooked fish...for your kitten?",asked the waitress."Absolutely!"

Once she left, I let out a mewl in relief. Once she came back, she opened the cage and slipt the paper plate inside with the fish. I looked at it and started to eat it. Mmmmm... So goooood..... This is better than that cat food. Soooo goooood... I saw her put a bowl full of water next to the plate and I drank some of that. Yummy... The fish is soooo goooood.

"I see that Shiro loves the fish.",I heard Kurosaki say in between chuckles. I gasped and stopped."Aw whats wrong? Why'd you stop?"

"Maybe he hates being looked at when he's eating.",I heard Hinamori say."Right Shiro?"

"Meow..."(Be Quiet)

I melwed and kept eating while everyone else kept eating as well. After I heard no more clanging of knifes, forks, and glasses, I figured they finished. Thats when I saw Hinamori's hair in front of me. I gasped and backed. Plus, I just have noticed I finished the fish. Sooo gooood. That was yummy. Once the plate and bowl was out of my cage, Hinamori closed it and picked it up. We started to move and I heard a cash register. We kept moving after that and we stopped at a red light.

"So where too next?",I heard Hinamori ask.

"I think to the pet shop. We're running low on food.",Abarai said.(Yes! Yes we are! Toushiro: Yiu are so mean. Me: Exactly. Long chapters but more talking make reviewers! Toushiro: Your weird. Me: So? Toushiro: -sigh- back to the story!) "Though, I don't know why..."

"Well still, lets get to the pets shop!",cheered Yuzu... I think."Besides! Shiro needs toys to play with!" Wait a minute...

Hell no! No! No! No! Not a pet store! There could be dogs or birds... oooo birds... No! Bad Toushiro Kitty! Oh god... stupid me... stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Damn it! I hate my life. FML big time! Anyway we walked a lot and some more... (You going to be the death of me Toushiro... Toushiro: Don't give a fuck! Me: Well then...-types-) Hinamori is soooo fucking cute! Her hair is flowing the breeze and she's holding my cage close to her chest. Oh god she's so innocent. (Toushiro: Give me that keyboard!-typing-) Okay sorry but the authoress was being a stuck up biiiitch! Anyway we walked and walked a lot to the pet shop. I think thats what its called... But still, this sucks literally. I sooo don't want to go.

"Lets see...",I heard Hinamori say. I looked. We were in a toy section. I saw her pick up a mouse and squeeze it. It sounded like a real mouse."How do you like this Shiro?"

"Meow."(Love it)

"Great. Because your getting it.",Hinamori said.(Thank god I got the keyboard back! Toushiro: -tied up-)

"Meow..."(Lovely)

"Awesome.",replied Hinamori and put one in the cart. Wait cage in a cart."Lets see, now we need food for you."

The cart moved and then I smelt all types of food. Smells so good... Wait a minute, I hear clacking. Is Hinamori putting things in the cart? I peeked through the cage and saw her putting cans and a bag in the cart. Then we raced to the sullply section to see Kurosaki, Abarai, Karin, and Yuzu. There we picked out another cage, a different bed and food bowl, a nameplate, new collar, and Yuzu picked out clothes. After checking out, we went home. Abarai set everything up while Yuzu gave me a bath and put a bedtime collar on me. I had dinner and when Kurosaki and Abarai went to bed... I did too.

'Well, whatever... this is fun. But what the hell happened today? God... authoress is stupid. I want to go away.'


Well there you have it! It was a long wait but nevermind that!

Toushiro: I hate you...

Ichigo: Don't say that... Shiro.

Well the whole reason he hates me is because I made HitsuHina moments in here this time. I loved the moments and the little drunkard moments. It was great! Dinner and everything... Toushiro and Momo had a lot of time together.

Momo: B-but m-me a-a-and Shiro-chan were... doing nothing in particular. So- nevermind.

Whatever... hope you guys liked! This was 4 and a hlaf pages long and it took a looong time so sorry! Review!