I disown everything. I got the idea from someone's MATURE fanfiction.

Chapter 6

Ukitake's Birthday

No, no, no... Ukitake's coming over. Hell fricken no... Need to find a soul pill fast! Have my gigai take my place while I patrol the area. While everyone was still asleep, I crawled out the back door with my collar still on and scurried to Urahara's Shoten. Good thing I'm not a stray. Otherwise, time for pound. Or... something else. Cars were passing on the street and I waited for the light to turn green. I took a guess and I believe its 8:00 now. I scurried across the street to Urahara's Shoten and went inside.

"Kisuke!",I mewled. He came out of his room."I need soul candy."

"Why?",asked Kisuke. I growled."Okay! Okay!"

Once he came back out, he placed the soul candy in front of my and I swallowed it and paid for it with Soul Reaper money and I placed my gigai back in Kurosaki's room. I shunpo'd round, patroling the area. I saw Madareme, Ayasegawa, and Matsumoto fooling around and not doing work like their supposed to. I sighed in utter defeat. Just because I was a kitten for the time being doesn't mean they had to go against my orders. Thats when a hollow showed up.

"Mother-",I started and drew my sword."Soten ni Zase... Hyourinmaru!"

I immediately thought it was dead when I was walking away but I felt a hand grasping my around the waist and I struggled to get free. I glanced over and Madareme, Ayasegawa, and Matsumoto weren't doing anything but sitting there acting fucking like morons!(Toushiro sure has a potty mouth. Toushiro: You made me!) Hopefully someone will come and rescue me!... I guess I was wrong...

"Bankai!",I yelled. I managed to cut off the hollows arm and I was set free."Daiguren Hyourinmaru!"

I sliced the hollow down the middle and it disingrated. Thnak god. My bankai disappeared way to soon and I fell on top of Kurosaki's roof. Damn it. I shunpo'd out of there as fast as I could. Once I stopped running... I stopped on another roof. I sat there, exhausted until I heard a 'taicho' and two 'Hitsugaya-taicho's' from beind me. I glaned and Madareme, Matsumoto, and Ayasegwa were there. Well thats just perfect.

"How come your not in Ichigo-kun's house?",asked Matsumoto. I sighed.

"I needed a break...",I mumbled and leaned my head on the roof-top."Besides, I defeated a hollow while I saw you three being fricken morons."

"Dang!",yelled Madareme."I thought you would be in Ichigo's house! Not out wandering about!"

"So it was your idea?",I said with a smirk. He immediately got scared."Now I have heard everything."

"B-but t-taicho!",started Matsumoto."There was no hollows around and we didn't even sense the hollow!"

"Did you even sense my reitsu?"

"No."

"No cold?"

"No sir."

"Toushiro!",I heard Kurosaki yell. He was holding my gigai."Get back in your gigai! Ukitake wants to play with you not just your mod soul!"

"Damn it...",I cursed under my breath but might as well. I slid back into the kitten gigai and Kurosaki picked me up."I hate this but might as well do this to make Ukitake happy."

"Why did you run off?",asked Kurosaki. I looked away."Not the talkative type..."

"No its just that I was so... so... afraid at that time.",I made myself say.(More like I forced you. Toushiro: Ya.. along the lines of that!)"I don't see whats so bad about it... I think it'll be a nice birthday present for Ukitake."

Once we got to Kurosaki's house, Ukitake was waiting in the frontroom and so I leaped down from Kuroskai's arms and scurried over. Ukitake wasn't looking at the time so I leapt up on his lap. He jumped and looked down at me. I meowed and he pet me right in-between the ears that made me purr. I smiled in my mind that I was making Ukitake happy. He pulled out this green leafy thing. He waved it above me and I leapt up, trying to catch it in-between my paws.

"Come on, you can get it!",Ukitake teaaed and I finally had enough and caught it. I rolled around wit it in-between my paws and finally stopped."Thanks."

"Meow... Mew Nya Mew..."(Your Brithday... Just to make you happy...)

"Thank you. How about we go in Ichigo-kun's room and play there?",asked Ukitake. I nodded.

Ukitake picked me up with the bag he brought and we went in Kurosaki's room. Once in there, Abarai wasn't in there and Ukitake closed the door. He emptied everything that was in the bag on the floor and I messed around with a mouse while he took ou a camera and snapped pictures of me. I looke at him confused but continued. It was his birthday... might as well.

"Sorry about the pictures but at the next captains meeting, they wanted me to show how you were doing and this is what I actually came up with.",Ukitake said."If they come over here, sorry."

"Its your birthday, I don't mind.",I told him and saw yarn. My little kitten eye's got wide and I scurried over to play with it. While I was, I got tangled up in it."Meow..."(Help...)

Ukitake chuckled and walked over to help me out of the yarn. I was all tangled up in the yarn, I couldn't stop moving. My tail wagged, my ears twitched, my paws moved around. What I suspect was the door opening and Kuroskai and Abarai standing there confused. Ukitake stopped and we both glanced over to see them. I mewled and tried to be let free form the yarn by myself but I was stuck.

"What happened here?",asked Abarai.

"Hitsugaya-taicho was playing with the yarn and got tangled up.",Ukitake replied. He still was trying to get the yarn off."Stop moving..."

"Thats what I'm trying to do!",I growled."But the yanr is bothering me!"

"Then you shouldn't have played with it...",Kurosaki said. I sent him a glare.

Ukitake and Kurosaki helped me get out of the yarn and we all played together. Stupid teasing with stuffed mice, jingle-y balls, yarn, and a bunch of other stuff. Oh god, being Ukitake's little 'slavey pet' is driving me crazy. He stood there, taking pictures for the Soul Society and it was fricken annoying! I need to escape tommarrow or I'll be done for. Hopefully I get back to normal by Christmas Time or Hinamori will play with me! And speak-of-the angel, she came in.

"Ukitake, can I see Shiro?",she asked and Ukitake picked me up and handed me to her. She grabbed me, bowed and ran. She layed me on her bed and wrapped a bow around my neck with a glistening tag. I looked down and the tag said 'Shiro-chan' and Kurosaki's address with 'Please Return To This Address:' above it and the phone number below the address."There. Happy Belated Birthday Shiro-chan."

"Thanks Hinamori.",I told her and gave her a quick lick on the cheek. She giggled and brought me back to Ukitake. I smiled at her and pounced on a moue soi Ukitake could take pictures.

Of course Rukia showed up and had to take pictures for the SWA. I played with each toy and at night, Ukitake put my food in the bowl and stayed over that ngiht. I ate and h ate. Yuzu and Karin bathed me and put me back in the room. Ukitake wanted to sleep with me and he was going to sleep in Kurosaki's bed and Kurosaki and Abarai would sleep on the floor. I pounced on Ukitake's chest that night and we slept together.

Ichigo POV

When I woke up, I noticed Toushiro sleeping on Ukitake-san so I let them be. Renji woke up next and since everyone else was asleep in the morning me and Renji made breakfast.

Back To Toushiro's POV

The authoress has to think of better things to write. I noticed Ukitake had released his grip and I went to drink some water. I pounced back on him and slept with him once more. I was so exhausted from what ad happened yesterday so I am going to stay sleeping.

'Though I hope I change Back on Christmas Eve...'

Weird Chapter huh? I ahd no choie but do Ukitake's birthday today instead of the 21st.

Toushiro: I'm gonna kill you.

I'm taller than you, try i- -Toushiro scratches me- Owwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

Toushiro: -smirks- Now what?

Fine! I'm not going to make you change back on Christmas Eve! I'll just have people torture you!

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ichigo: I like you...

Toushiro: What was with the speak-of-the angel thing when Hinamori came in?

Thanks Ichigo. And you think of her as a n angel Toushiro. People review!