I disown everything. I got this idea from someone else's fanfiction. Last time, it was Ukitake's Birthday and Toushiro spent all day with him. This time, its News Years! Kittens are afraid of Fireworks aren't they? -blinks- Well now Chapter 7: New Years!
Chapter 7
New Years Eve & New Years
December 31st. Whats so special about it? Kurosaki's sisters bought something called 'fireworks' and Yuzu is making a special dinner. At 11:00 at night, all of us are going outside, as I heard, and lighting fireworks. I am so fed up with being a cat... kitten... WHATEVER! I just hate it! Stupid Mayuri Kurosutchi! Abarai, Hinamori, and Kurosaki came into the room. I was just laying there. I am not moving from this spot...
"Aw Shiro...",Hinamori whined and picked me up."I know your mad but thats no reason to stay in bed..."
"Meow..."(What?)
"Wait, your not mad?",asked Hinamori. I shook my head a 'no'. "Then, why are you staying in bed?"
"Nevermind that.",I said slowly."What the hell is so special about today anyway?"
"Well, its a start of a new year.",Kurosaki answered."Today is New Years Eve. At 12:00 midnight, we light fireworks and say 'Happy New Year' into the sky. But, knowing thats its going to be 2010, I'm actually glad."
"Why?",asked Abarai.
"Not answering that right now.",Kurosaki replied.(Haha! Its a secret!)
"Hey, why don't we go somewhere?",asked Hinamori, still holding me. I looked up at her."I think I'll bring Shiro-chan to the Soul Society."
"And be back befre 11:00?",asked Kurosaki. Hinamori nodded.
"I can leave now and be back by 9:00 at night.",Hinamori replied."Plus, before I go, I need to get some things from a shop."
"For you or Matsumoto?",I asked.
"For me silly.",Hinamori replied."I'm going to get something really nice."
"I'll drive you.",Kurosaki said."Lets get dressed and we can go."
"Okay!",Hinamori cheered and layed me down on Kurosaki's bed.
Hinamori ran out of the room, still in her night gown and Kurosaki and Abarai picked out clothes. They changed in front of me. God... damn... it... I didn't know they had 8 packs! (Shiro you naughty kitten. Toushiro: Well I'm straight! Me: Of course you are.) Kurosaki had a purple shirt on that said 'Nice Vibe' on it with blue jeans, Abarai had a white shirt that said 'Red Pineapple' on it with black jeans. If your wondering if they wear boxers or briefs, they wear boxers. Kurosaki's has strawberries on them and Abarai's has pineapples on them.
"Okay I'm ready!",Hinamori said from the doorway. She was in a orange tanktop, a long black jacket, black pants, and her hair up in low ponytail."You guys are ready too?"
"Yep.",Kurosaki said and grabbed me."Got money?"
"Yes.",Hinamori replied."Lets go!"
So we all went into Kurosaki's van, me in a fricken cage once again. We took off for this store that had mostly ALL girl clothes but some boys to make them look sexy. I guess... what should I know about this stuff?(... -holding back laughter- Toushiro: -blush- Me: Shiro is blushing and gay! Toushiro: I am not gay! I am straight! Me: -giggles- Of course you are...) All of us went inside and Hinamori grabbed a cart. Kurosaki and Abarai had to get some 'nice' clothes because Yuzu told them too. So I was once again, with Hinamori. She picked bra's and... I can't believe I have to say this, panties. She picked up a light pink skirt that had a had a light blue pink top with it.
"I better try this on...",Hinamori said."But first some more clothes to try on..."
"Meow Meow Mew."(I say you look good in anything...)
"Aw...",Hinamori said silently."So thoughtful, even in kitten form. Okay another shirt and skirt, a pair of boots and socks, and maybe a dress..."
We actually had to go AND got the stuff! Abarai and Kurosaki watched the cart while Hinamori decided to bring me in the changing room to try on the clothes. Why must I be stuck with her?!?!?! I am NOT a pervert! Well maybe I am...(Toushiro: GIVE ME THAT KEYBOARD! Me: No... reviewers want this sexy stuff... Toushiro: SCREW YOU! Me: No... I will not be defeated by... a little kitten! Toushiro: Gr....) Hinamori took off her top first and her breasts are so small and cute... Mother fricken- no! I must not stare.(Too bad, you are.) Stupid Authoress... Hinamori changed her shirt into the pink one and tried on the skirt.
"Perfect fit!",she squelled. And then she stripped again to try on the dress she picked out. It was all white with peach blossoms on the side and had to be tied in the front."Its so adorable! Perfect fit as well!"
"Meow..."(Oh God...)
We walked out, Hinamori back in her regular outfit and went to go buy our things. Kurosaki kept Hinamori's things at the house while she and I went on a trip to the Soul Society. We went back into our Soul Forms and surprising, my ears and tail were still there. I sighed and off we go to the Spul Society. Kurosaki and Abarai said they would be back at 8:30 to pick us up.
"See ya at 8:30!",Hinamori yelled and grabbed my wrist.
Into the Senkai Gate together to go to the Soul Society. Stupid ears and tail. Once we were in the Soul Society, Hinamori and I went to see Matsumoto in the office. Sadly, she was drunk. Mother- even when I'm out for something, she's a fricken lazy bitch that won't do anything! Thats when a hell butterfly came in through the window.
'All Captains and Vice Captains to the meeting room this instant.',said the butterfly and flew off to tell more people. I sighed and walked to Matsumoto by the couch and shook her.
"Hey, Matsumoto, you have a meeting.",I said, while shaking her. I store at Hinamori. I knew that look. "Kill me for doing this..."
"Doing wha-",she started but I bent down and licked Matsumoto's hand.
"Hahahaha that tickles!",Matsumoto laughed while I was doing that."Stop it!"
"Matsumoto...",I hissed. She opened her eye's.
"Taicho!",she yelled."What is it?"
"We have a meeting.",I said."All Captains and Vice captains."
"Yay, your going!",Matsumoto squelled and jumped on me."I was so tired!"
"But your going as well.",Hinamori said."Should we be going?"
"Yea...",I said and we went off.
Once we started walking, my ears twitched and my tail wagged. So weird... I shivered and once we got to 1st squad, percisely the meeting room. The doors opened and all three of us walked inside. Everyone gasped when they saw me. Yachiru came to me and glomped me, Nemu-san walked over to me and pulled on the ears, however, everyone else, just stared.
"Sir.",Nemu-san started."We happened to have made a antidote..."
"What?",I asked, totally displeased."When was that made?"
"The day you got changed.",Nemu-san said. Oh the room just got cold.
"Hinamori-fukutaicho, you brought Hitsugaya-taicho here?",asked the soutaicho.
"Yes sir.",Hinamori said back."He was missing out on a lot lately so I thought it would be best."
"But Shiro looks so adorable!",Yachiru squelled, holding on tighter on me."What are we here to talk about anyway? I want to play with Shiro before he has to leave..."
"We're leaving at 7:30.",Hinamori said."We just came to check-up on things."
"Aw~",whined Yachiru."That doesn't give us much time."
'Good.',I thought.'That way, we can go back at a earlier time and train...'
"The meeting is about Aizen.",the soutaicho said out of complete no where. Hinamori, Matsumoto, and I went to our spots and Yachiru went back to Zaraki."He's still living."
"How?",asked Hinamori."We killed him in the winter war!"
"Wait...",Matsumoto started."How could he be alive when taicho, Kuchiki-taicho, and Zaraki-taicho got badly damaged from trying to kill him!? Plus Ichimaru's in jail!"
"It could be like Kusaka Sojiro...",soutaicho said. That got me wide-eye'd."He got the kings key and came back to life. Aizen might've gotton something as well, to make him alive again."
"Yes but Kusaka was after me, wanted to kill me.",I immediately said."Aizen could be after anyone. But he can die from all of us."
"I'm here for Toushiro...",said a familiar voice. We all turned. K-kusaka... My breathing went fast, my heart went faster."Thats right, its me..."
"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU SHOW YOUR FACE AFTER ALL THIS TIME!?",I yelled."You! You wanted to kill because I killed you! HOW CAN YOU COME BACK!"
"Oooo fiesty.",Kusaka said with a smirk. He unsheathed his sword."Just how a kitty should be..." He charged toards me and I unsheathed mine and blocked his attack.
"Stop this!",I yelled, then saw a hollow hole."Your with Aizen?!"
"Yep.",he replied, pushing more on my sword.(This sounds like a bad yaoi fanific... Toushiro: Okay why did Kusaka show up?! Me: To make things more interesting and after Aizen died, I made him back to life. Toushiro: You suck.)"But you know... even when your a kitty, you still want to kill me..."
"Shut up!",I yelled and pushed him back, where he was."Should we take this outside?!"
"Ooo so fiesty...",Kusaka said sarcastically. He shunpo'd behind me and grisped me and held my mouth."Be a good boy and stay silent."
CHOMP!
"Ow!",he yelled and pulled away from me."You bit me!"
"Thats what kittens do when they get abused...",I said with a smirk. That caused everyone to chuckle silently."But nevermind that, why are you here?"
"Because Aizen-sama wants you.",Kusaka replied, licking his bleeding hand."But I can come back for you later!"
"Huh?",I questioned and he sheathed his sword and disappeared. I sheathed mine."That was weird."
"But funny joke.",Soi Fon-taicho said, laughing big time."Where'd you come up with that one?"
"Came to mind.",I said."Soutaicho, I think we should dissmiss everyone from this meting and go train, don't you think?"
"Granted. Everyone dissmissed!",soutaicho proclaimed and we all left.
Sadly, me and Hinamori had to go before Yachiru could catch us. It wasn't even 8:30 yet but I thought it would be best. Hinamori whined while we walked to the Senkaimon but obviously, I could bear it and we went. Wait... who's tugging on me? I turned my head and Yachiru was there along with Ukitake. Daaaaamn~ iiiiiiiittttt~! I can't leave without someone pulling on me!
"Sorry, Yachiru wanted to play...",Ukitake said."Not my fault..."
"Sorry, but we have to go.",Hinamori said.(Oooo~ Toushiro: Shut up! Me: But- Toushiro: Shut. Up. )
"Thats right...",I added."Kurosaki needs us back at his house for fireworks..."
"Well, Yachiru, get off of Hitsugaya-taicho so they can go.",Ukitake had told her and after she jumped off, we were off.
We ran faster than a speeding bullet through the Senkaimon to get to Karakura. Hinamori was running with a sile on her face because she looke back ever so often. I finally asked her and she said that my tail and my ears are winding back with the wind. I did blush but once we got out of the Senkaimon in front of Urahara's shop, we were out of breath. We looked at eachother and walked in the shop.(Toushiro: Your making this sound like its a Horror Story Me: Mysterious? Toushiro: Yes. Me: Well readers love this stuff!)
"Kisuke!",I yelled. He came out."Hinamori and I are going to train for the next war."
"Alright... alright...",Kisuke said tiredly."Make sure you don't make a mess..."
"Mr. Urahara..",Hinamori started."Its alright though right? Until Abarai-kun and Kurosaki-kun come and pick us up?"
"Yes."
"Lets go.",I said and showed Hinamori where the 'training grounds' were. Once down there, she was smiling brightly and drew her sword and she was capable on getting Tobuime out."Since when did you learn that?"
"A month ago.",she replied. Tobuime smiled at me and I took out Hyourinmaru and he went to the Soul Form.
"We're going to show you how to use bankai.",Hyourinmaru said for me."It might be hard for you but for my master, it was pretty simple."
"The trick is, is to make sure you keep the form for more than 30 minutes.",I added in."Tobuime, how far are you guys?"
"Momo-chan is almost capable at the 'Bankai' Part. We just have to ineract with our minds and she will be able to reach that stage.",Tobuime answered. So all of us stayed silent and after a while...
"Bankai!",Hinamori yelled. Dust popped up and sweet aura filled the air. Tobuime went away and when the dust cleared, Hinamori had a long ink scarf on with bells, her hair down with golden har clips on each side, a plum blossom on the right side of her head, and some plum blossoms surrounded her. "Momo... Tobuime..."(Came up with it)
"Wow...",I mouthed. She looked... wow! Hyourinmaru nodded to me."Bankai!" We changed. "Daiguren...HYOURINMARU!"
We attacked eachother for a while. We didn't even know what time it was when we got there but we wee having... fun attacking eachother. After a while, we were worn out and our bankai's dissappeared. We store at eachother and we fell down on our asses, worn out from fighting. We sighed and stood up, walking back to our gigai's. I ahted the kitten gigai but I went in another room and put it on. After that, we both walked out at the same time and Hinamori picked me up.
"Its 9:00.",Kisuke announced."Kurosaki-san called an said they would be here soon."
"Alright.",I said.
After a while, we heard a beep and Hinamori ran outside. Kisuke waved to us and we went into the van. Hinamori set me down first and buckled up. She picked me up and set me on her lap. Kurosaki drove off. Abarai put on music and Hinamori's favorite song was on. And my worst... 'Best friends' by ToyBox.
"He's my best frind, best of all best friends. Do you have a best friend too?",she started to sing along. "He tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy yummy, hey you should get a best friend too!"
"Hoo ha hoo ha.",Abarai said.
"Hello baby can I see your smile?"
"I'm going to a party and its gonna be wild.",I started to sing.
"Can I come? I am sittin alone."
"No friends are never alone..."
"Thats right! Maybe, some pretty girls are in your world. Excuse me, I can also be your girl. Lately, everyone's been making fun."
"Na na na na na na na na na na.",Kurosaki sang.
She kept on sing with me and Abarai and Kurosaki. After it was over, Hinamori smiled sweetly and we stopped at a red light. Abarai switched it to anther station and 'Low' was on by Flo Rida was on. Kurosaki and Abarai sang along with it while I groaned. Light turns green and we drove off back to the house. Once there, Abarai took me while Hinamori went to go change. Thank... god...
"Did you two have fun?",asked Abarai. I looked up at him.
"Yes. Yes we did.",I said. Though I got attacked from Kusaka!
"Really?",asked Kurosaki."What did you guys do?"
"Went to a meeting, worked out progess...",I lied."Matsumoto not doing work..."
"So the usaul?",asked Kurosaki. I nodded."Okay then. Renji and I have to get dressed."
"Oh ya...",Abarai said."I can give Shiro to Yuzu and Karin..."
"Do that.",Kurosaki agreed.
Waaait! Why~! Yuzu will dress me up in GIRLY and WEIRD outfits and Karin will just sit there! Kill me... Abarai set me down in Yuzu's room and Karin was in there as well. Yuzu was in a peachy colored dress and Karin was in a girls suit. Tomboy... Yuzu smiled and Karin picked me up and set me on her bed. I blinked however and Isshin came in the room out-of-no-where and scared all three of us. He grabbed me and ran. Once we stopped, I saw we were in his room.
"I just hope the fireworks don't scare kittens!~",squelled Isshin. And grabbed earplugs and put them in my ears."There."
After it turned 10:00, we all grabbed something to eat and went ouside with fireworks. Thats when I saw Hinamori. The dress was on her and it looked so... wow... on her...(Is my Toushi a pervert? Toushiro: -blush- WAIT! YOU MADE ME SAY THAT!)But okay, she looked hot, her hair in a nice high and short ponytail. She looked like she was going to a dance! She looked like a kid!
"Momo-chan, you look so adorable!",commented Isshin."Lets wait till 12:00 and light fireworks!"
"Momo-san...",Yuzu started."You look so cute. Need anything to drink or eat?"
"Do we have watermelon?",asked Hinamori. Yuzu dashed into the house and came back out with watermelon."Thank you."
I store at Hinamori from afar and I couldn't help but leaping down from Kurosaki's arms and walking to her at the table. She had finished eating the watermelon and was making small talk with Yuzu and Karin. When I meowed, she looked down and picked me up. I cuddled in her lap and almost fell asleep until I heard fireworks going off.
'Okay totally a WTF moment.',I thought.
"Wow!",Hinamori squelled. I looked up with her."All the pretty colors!"
"Mew Mew Meow."(I guess... but...)"Nya... Meow Mew Mew...."(You... look much prettier...)
"Aw~",squelled Hinamori."Thank you Shiro... that makes me happy..."
After it turned 12:00, Kurosaki and Abarai lit more fireworks and Yuzu and Karin had a fun time. Abarai and Kurosaki had to clean up while I was in HINAMORI'S ROOM with HER! I am so gonna kill the authoress! But enver mind that, the fact that I saw her in a nightgown and without a bra and in bloomers... Are you fricken serious!(Come on Toushi, its not bad! Toushiro: The fact that I almost saw Momo fully naked is bad! Me: But HitsuHina fans and the reviewers love this stuff! After this, there will be a sequel! Toushiro: I hope its better than being a kitten... Me: If you think being a baby or a girl is better... Toushiro: WHAT!? Me: I'm not even working on the sequel so I have no idea...) I hate her! The stupid authoress! Kurosaki was going to come get me but Hinamori was fast alseep with me in her arms. He couldn't bear getting me so he left the room, leaving the doors open just incase. I silently closed my eye's and slept.
'Hopefully tommarrow will be a better day...'
I think this was the longest chapter up-to-date and I had a perverted mind.... in this...
Toushiro: I ALMOST SAW MOMO NAKED!
Ichigo: Not our fault.
Yesh and you got attacked by Kusaka. Oh next chapter there will be a fight!
Toushiro: Between?-
You and Kusaka of course! Also people's, there's a poll on my page about this story. When do you want Toushiro to change back? I have no clue what-so-ever. Plus there will be a sequel after he changes back. Reviewers decide when Toushiro should change back and if he should change into a girl or a baby next?
Momo: Can we stop?
Never! I would also like to tank all my reviewers for keeping me motivated to do this story because without you guys, this story would be gone like 'The Lies About Crushes and Torture'. Because no motivation ends up like that story, dead, gone... no more chapters... But still review while you can! Please! Toushiro say good-bye in kitten talk!
Toushiro: Grr... Meow Mew Nya Mew Mew! Meow Mew Mew Meow Nya Mew Mew Meow! (Good-Bye Reviewers and Readers! Review to get me out of this form!)
All: BYE BYE!
