A/N: So this chapter is really short. It was only 4 pages on Word when normally my stories are about 6 or more pages. It's kind of a filler, kind of not, so I hope you like it. If the last chapter confused you, I cleared it up in my answer to my reviewer danie568. I also wanted to get this chapter out quickly because it's Christmas and I guess this counts as a Christmas gift. Happy Holidays!

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Chapter 32: Preggo

It's too big, it's too wide
It's too strong, it won't fit
It's too much, it's too tough
He talk like this 'cause he can back it up

He got a big ego, such a huge ego
I love his big ego, it's too much
He walk like this 'cause he can back it up

'Ego' by Beyonce

Being back home was a bittersweet feeling.

Knowing that life was somewhat back to normal was sweet but it was bitter because little Aphrodite and Sebastian were having to find a new home, as well as a new life without their mother and wife.

I sighed as little CW slept in my arms. He looked so peaceful, not knowing that his birth mother died saving his adoptive mother.

When I laid him down in his crib Jacob pulled me close and whispered in my ear.

"Guess what little Chaska did today?"

I turned to smile at him, "What?"

"He said his first word."

My eyes widened, "What'd he say?" I almost screamed it in my excitement but remembered I had to be quiet.

Jacob smiled tenderly down at me, "He said, 'Mama'."

I stared at Jake then at Chaska, as my lip started to quiver.

Tears pooled in my eyes and I realized what he said.

"He called for me?" I asked, choked up.

Jake nodded and he kissed me softly, "See, he loves you despite you not being his real mom."

I nodded, "You know what? You're right. And he has nobody else right now," we both had that sad remembrance for Erin, "so I guess I need to step up."

"You're absolutely right."

I smiled and then I got a very naughty thought.

"Hey Jake, you know what we should do?" I asked.

He looked confused, "What?"

"You know, since we're all alone and CW is sleeping… we could," I whispered in his ear all the naughty things I wanted to do to him.

With each word his eyes widened, "I think that could be arranged," he replied as he flung me over his shoulder and carried me off to our bedroom.

Finally, I thought, after all this time, I would finally get to sleep with my boyfriend.

Damn, was all I could think.

How could have I've waited so long to have her in my bed?

She was the best woman I've ever been with. Her moans turned me on, she knew exactly where to touch and how to touch them and the way she moved her hips…

I covered my face with my hands. Just thinking about what we'd did four times not even three minutes ago, and it was already giving me a hard-on.

I heard someone chuckle beside me, "Ready for Round 5 Jake?" The seductive voice called.

I sighed, "I don't think I can keep up with your libido Melanie, it's way too big for me."

She laughed and yelled, "That's what she said!"

We both burst into hystericals and when we'd finally settled down she climbed on top of me and said, "You know, that's exactly what I thought when I saw it."

I gave her a confused look, "It?"

She looked towards my package, "Oh," I said slowly.

She rolled back over and looked up at the ceiling, "I had no idea how you were going to fit that into me. No idea at all…"

She trailed off and we both continued staring at the ceiling, reminiscing.

"But it fit!" Melanie yelled out suddenly, "And boy was I surprised that it did. I'm probably going to be sore for the next three years but it was worth it."

Melanie was glowing with such radiance that I could only smile at her. Her brown eyes were sparkling and her skin seemed to be glowing.

That's when I smelt it.

I didn't take any heed of it before but now that I was just lying there, I realized it.

"Melanie?" I asked.

She turned to look at me, "Yeah?"

"When was the last time you had your period?"

She scrunched up her face either at the oddity of my question or she was trying to remember the date.

She replied, "About two weeks ago, why?"

Oh crap.

That was the scent that I was picking up. That's why I was in such frenzy when I took Melanie to bed.

You'd think that since it was our first time together we made love. Wrong. We fucked, hard.

No need for gentleness, Melanie wasn't a virgin; we could take it as fast as we wanted to and make love later.

But I realized now I acted that way, to maybe even leave a few bruises on her, because Melanie was in heat. As in she was ovulating, hence she was now pregnant.

I drew my hands down my face, great. The first time that we have sex I get her pregnant.

Why the hell am I so fertile?

I have sex with Erin once, she gets pregnant; I have sex with Melanie once, she gets pregnant.

Maybe I should just get a vasectomy… hell no! No one's coming anywhere close to my swimmers unless they're Melanie.

"What's wrong Jacob? You've been pretty quiet." Melanie said to me.

On the other hand, after learning what I've done to her, she's probably going to want to keep my balls in a jar on our mantle place. You know, for safekeeping.

I sighed and looked over at her, "You're pregnant Mel."

Her eyes widened and she gave me a disbelieving look, "Um, no, I'm not."

"Uh, yes, you are. I can smell it," I replied.

Melanie sniffed the air, "Holy shit! You're right. You knocked me up!"

I closed my eyes, waiting for her to start yelling and screaming and throwing objects at me but all I got was a pregnant lady kissing me all over my face.

What the…

"You're not mad?" I asked.

"Mad? Why would I be mad? I'm going to have your child Jacob. I'm going to be a mom. Oh my God! I'm so excited! I've got to tell Ana and Wendy and Mom and…"

I blanked out after that, she was actually happy?

Well, I guess I don't give her enough credit.

What was that saying about when one door closes another opens?

Yeah, when one life was lost, another was gained.

Thanks to my (5!) reviewers!

jacobblackismineduh: No problem, and I can't wait either!

Leah Nessie Clearwater: :O I know...

danie568: Okay, so here it is. Remember before Erin died, Lucy had bit her so that she wouldn't heal and blah, blah, blah... so when Erin was killed she was actually being turned into a vampire at that time, well a vampire-werewolf hybrid like Lucy. So since her head only came off she did'nt technically die. Get it? And the reason why she wants to find Mel is becasue she doesn't really remember most of her past life. The only person she remembers is Melanie so she's going to her for answers. Hope I answered everything!

aliceandjasper09: It was Erin, Lucy is gone for good. Unless I'm feeling like a mad scientist and decide to bring her back a weird way but I doubt it. I didn't really like her much... so yeah, Lucy's gone.

lionandthelamblove7: I knew someone would react like that. If I were in your shoes I'd probably do the same thing! Aw, don't feel bad for Sebastian, he might have been a douche bag in the beginning but he'll have his happy ending... eventually.